(from October 22, 1963 television program with Johnny Carson)
Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of July 4, 2011:
(from October 22, 1963 television program with Johnny Carson)
And the winner is...
Wow, I thought only the hair came off! - Leo W.
And the submissions are...
Johnny: So that's how you stay 39! Interchangable parts!
Off-camera: Now cut that out!
Man #1: Looks like someone already did! - R. Hookie
Let this be a lesson to the folks out there.. Never play Love In Bloom when you're in Johnny Carson's house. You never know what might happen... - Jennifer Filips, Aus.
Johnny Carson: Now, guys, make sure that you put his head on right... That's the last time I'll tell him that money is no object! - John Rallios
Johnny thought, ‘Hmmmmm....this could save me a BUNDLE in guest-host fees. Jack would be proud.’ - Rob T.
Here's the reason your Jack Benny android is malfunctioning. This toggle switch is set to 'generous'. All you have to do is flip it to 'cheap', and you're back in business. That'll be 5,000 dollars. - Brian Baker
Johnny, now you know where i really keep my wallet - Thomas Rácz
I told you he doesn't keep all his money in his shoe! - dj
Johnny: ...So that's why his ears seem paralyzed.. no wonder
his intonation needs touch.
Jack bot: MUST DESTROY CARSON, and/or NOW CUT THAT OUT FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE! -
Ally 0_0
Oh, I see. So this is where Jack keeps his money. I don't understand why he chose this spot, because he lost his head a long time ago. - kyle cobb
Jack: This puts I'm sitting on top of the world to a whole new level... - Jennifer Filips, Australia
I knew Jack wanted to be in every home, but this is ridiculous. - privatepop
Johnny Carson: Hey, isn't that an audio-animatronic version
of Jack Benny?
Workmen: Yes, Mr. Carson. Mr. Disney and his imagineers just delivered it
today.
Johnny Carson: Hmm, they need to put it over in Fantasyland. Maybe this Jack
Benny can play the violin better. Nah! Might scare the kiddies. - Judy
Ritter
Carson: Jack, your make up men have quite a job in store:
why don't I just go out for dinner and come back in a few days?
Benny: You wouldn't (ouch!) have dared (OUCH!) said that (YIPE!) if my
writers were...(Silence) - John Hammes
Johnny: Wow Jack, that's some toupee! - Suzanne
Look for yourself Johnny, it's genuine aligator skin. - Tony
Wow, I thought only the hair came off! - Leo W.
The headless cheapskate rides again - K.C.
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