Photo Caption Contest

Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of November 3, 2008:

(With Wayne Newton, 12/4/64 TV program)

And the winner is...

I believe you Mr. Benny...I know it would be a good show biz gimmick...but I just don't want to change my first name to FIG! - Ms. Flappsaddle

And the submissions are...

Ooh, you cute cherub, you. I just want to pinch your cheek and kiss you on the forehead! - Brian Baker
Sure, kid, I COULD pay you for a guest shot on my show...but I'll arm-wrestle you right now, double or nothing. - Brad from Georgia
Do you realize that if either one of us leaves this room, the average age of the people in it will go right off the graph? - L.J.S.
Look Wayne, forget about Las Vegas, before you know it you will turn 39 before I do. - Ken Busse, Chicago/Gurnee
Jack: Wayne, your pronouncing it wrong! It's pronounced Dunkin' Swine! - Mike E.
I believe you Mr. Benny...I know it would be a good show biz gimmick...but I just don't want to change my first name to FIG! - Ms. Flappsaddle
you know your record company came after me to sing Danke scheon but i thought that i would let you do it instead.They wanted someone a little less mature. - Satine Tashnizi
Wayne, as your Vulcan High Master, I will train you in the art of the Vulcan salute without your resorting to fingers crossing or other lewd gestures! - Brian Baker
Remember what I just told you kid, and who knows, someday you might just amount to something! - mrdj
Look Jack, try out this posture and expression, it might lead to a fuller head of hair and stop that receding hairline. - Ken Busse
Well, being a waiter at one of my parties is a reward in it self, wanting to get paid for it too is just...greedy! - CHUCK CARSON
Whaddya mean that's your real hair?!? I JUST saw it laying on George Burns' dressing table! - Doug Mustian
Jack: Your money or your life?
Wayne: Now you've got me thinking it over. - Ken Busse
I just wanna pinch those chubby little cheeks! - CHUCK CARSON
It's okay to do a BIRTHDAY special, but DON'T tell'em you're 23... later on, people can use that against you! - Scott Pitzer
LISTEN KID WITH YOUR VOICE AND MY VIOLIN WE CAN'T MISS IN VEGAS WILL BE BIGGER THAN ELVIS - Robert Jumper
I tell ya, Wayne, forget singing, playing the violin is the way to go. - Nora
Wayne, the only difference between you and me is where we are loved, Las Vegas and St Joe's. - Ken Busse
are yo trying to tell me bing did not come to my party so he could here you sing? - Satine
Wayne, we're a terrific duo... You talk like a girl and I walk like a girl. - Moose Hatrack
Now, listen, listen! I may not look it, but I am 39! - Josef Silvia