Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of April 16, 2007:
(Yes, that's Jack and Mary with a mannequin on the right. Sorry for the grainy picture quality.)
And the winner is...
No, Jack. He does NOT have more charisma than Fred Allen! - dj
And the submissions are...
Jack, someone placed that tip in the mannequin's hand by mistake. Now, put it back. - Ty Sano
When Mary said she was taking a picture with a dummy man, Jack thought she said funny man and showed up. - Chuck Carson
(Headline from Variety) WELL KNOWN MANNEQUINN ATTENDS SCREENING WITH UNIDENTIFIED COUPLE - Chuck Carson
Mary, just stand next to this guy and don't move! Trust me, sooner or later they'll give us new clothes for nothing. - L.J.S.
Jeez, I never knew anyone could stand there and stare at people for longer than me! - S.F.
Mary: Jack, this is humiliating pretending to be
a dummy!
Jack: But Mary, think of the extra money we're making, and the clothing is
tax deductable! - Mike E.
Now here's what you do. I'll borrow his eyebrows, then clip the bow tie under my nose and you start singing Hooray for Captain Spaulding! - JR in WI
C'mon Mary...let's get out of here...I don't care if he isn't real, that hand is looking for a tip! - shimp scrampi
No, Jack. He does NOT have more charisma than Fred Allen! - dj
Hey - that guy is more dead pan than me! - Steven Dolby
Is he the dumb waiter? - Steven Dolby
Jack: Well, Mary, this dummy is my stunt double. Good match, don't you think?
Mary: Can we take him home? - Brad from Georgia
Jack, I don't care how many times you voted. This time you got caught. - Stan Graiewski
Don't turn back. You might end up like this. - Stan Graiewski
Gee, I told you Mary. everybody is staring at your aluminum foil coat! - Chuck Carson
Just because this tux cost me $250 does not mean I'm not happy! - Josef
Maybe I should have gotten him the metal tips... - Kansas Listener
I think we're dead, Mary. Among these stiffs, I can feel myself slipping into rigor mortis. - Brian Baker
Oh no! I'm not falling for that 'give me five, on the side, up high, down low, TOO SLOW' gag again! - Brian Baker
Mary! Give the wax man back his purse. Me, I can understand, but you? I'm shocked! - Brian Baker
Okay, Mary! I paid our cover charge. Open your coat and let Phil, Dennis and Don out! - Brian Baker
I never thought the Maxwell would have sold for that amount. - Stan Graiewski
Well....Next year I'll win the Academy Award. - Stan Graiewski
Well....Ronnie is our new president. - Stan Graiewski
Yes, Mary. We're going to have to move. Rochester raised the rent. - Stan Graiewski
Look Mary! It's Eddie Carroll and his wife! - Chuck Carson
Gee dollface, the mannequins are almost as cold and lifeless as you can be! - Clyde
LATE ENTRY: Jack shouting at the top of his lungs: "I'M NOT THE DUMMY!! **SHE'S** THE DUMMY!!!"