Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of August 29, 2005:
{LL: George Jessel far left, Dean Martin center...and is Jack wearing the same coat as last week?)
And the winner is...
Dean, that's Jerry jumping out of the cake! I wondered what he'd been doing since you two broke up. - Frank Vescera
And the submissions are...
Jack thinking, Hmmm...if I can just get this napkin up my sleeve without anyone seeing, I can work on the salt and pepper shakers. - Dennis Millard
Oh no here comes Jessel with the bill- just smile and act calmly, I'll think I will try to make eye contact with that pretty waitress across the room. - TROY PICKLYK,CANADA
I've never met anyone who could out drink Phill Harris, I'm sure glad Georgy is picking up the bill! - Troy Picklyk, CANADA
Jack, stop ignoring me. There's this small matter about your bill. - L.M.V.
Oh, oh. I think Jessel just spotted me eating out of his plate. - Dean Christopher
Imagine, a million dollar check donation. I can barely take my pulse. - D. Lyn
Dean and I are so happy, it looks like Jessel is going to pick up the check, or is he bringing over to me? - Bill Ludwig
Dean's laughing harder than anyone and he doesn't even know where he's at. - Ty
Gee, seeing Sally Rand again brings back memories of my youth. Only now, she looks like she's molting. - Dean Christopher
Dean: You're lucky Jack. Most of Georgie's
subjects aren't around, when he pays tribute to them.
Georgie: Guys, this is just a rough draft.
Jack: Rough being the main word. - r.p.
Gosh, the rumors about Milton Berle don't do him justice. - Cosmos T.
Dean to Jessel: yeah right....sure he's going to pay the check....good one George! - Maxwell Fenderbender
I better forget about it. Jessel is watching his cigar like a hawk. - Dean Christopher
I have to pinch myself to believe it. Jessel just called my number for the five dollar door prize. - D. Lyn
Dean's laughing, Jack's smiling, and Jessel just got the bill! - Chuck Carson
Jack: I knew Dean would never see me swipe that half smoked cigar.... - Michael C. Fortner
Dean, that's Jerry jumping out of the cake! I wondered what he'd been doing since you two broke up. - Frank Vescera
Gee, that nickel I got from Jerry will make a swell tip! - Frev
Martin's closer. Let HIM give Jessel the Heimlich Maneuver. - Comos T.
Before he goes any further, shouldn't someone tell Jessel this is a stag party and not a Bar Mitzvah. - J. Wilson
Jack to Dean: Dean, try to talk Frank into it, he should agree, he's my friend to you know! It is a hard sell but I think it will be better in the long term. Rat Pack has such a harsh ring to it, JACK PACK, now that is music to the ears! - Luke
Wait 'till I tell that Lewis kid Dean thinks he is a ninny. - Michael C. Fortner
JACK!!! You're on my foot. - Chris Benny
Waiter(George Jessel) says, Should I give the dinner check to Mr. Martin? - JB Fan
Dean Martin says, A round of drinks for the
house on me.
Jack Benny thinking, Thank Goodness. I was really, really thirsty! - Hilary
DEAN: Aw, these Roasts sure are a lot of fun! Somebody ought to do this kind of stuff on TV! - Gerry O.