Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of July 18, 2005:
(LL: For anyone who's wondering, Jack's suit was the
result of a high-resolution scan resize.
Here's another view of the
same photo with lower res.)
And the winner is...
As a matter of fact, I would like to add a tip - serve larger portions! - Frank Vescera
And the submissions are...
Stare deeply into my eyes...you are getting sleepy...sleepy... better yet stare at my jacket instead... - dj
OK Jack, you wore the suit, you won the bet. Can I make the check out in pencil? - Chuck Carson
Young man: Mr. Benny, you are one of my all-time
favorite entertainers. I've seen everyone of your pictures, and I never miss
your show. May I have your autograph?
Jack: Why, certainly, kid.
Young man: Thank you. {Talking to the young lady.} Now, I'll be able to
trade your his autograph for one of Clark Gable that Mrs. Stevens has. She
is eighty-eighty years old, and thinks Jack Benny is The Living End. - r.p.
The drinks are free Mr. Benny, just give me your order! - Chuck Carson
I promise Mr. Benny, I'll give you back your pencil as soon as I sign this pretty lady's autograph book. - Chuck Carson
Excuse me Mr. Burns, could you autograph this for my little lady and I? - Luke
OK little lady, you think of a number and try to send it to Jack, Jack you then send it to me, and I write it down on this piece of paper. Its a great ESP experiment. - Chuck Carson
Come on Jack, spell cheapskate! - Chuck Carson
What? I don't smell anything! - Ray Ross
Hypnotism or no hyptonism, I'm not buying another suit! - Frank Vescera
Your new hair-piece comes with this guarantee. - Chuck Carson
Mr Benny, may I have your autograph?
You sure just one will do? - Tim Howard
George Burns said I'd pick up the tab? What planet have you been on? - Frank Vescera
If this young lady expects a dollar tip for checking my hat, she can just keep the hat. - Frank Vescera
I don't care what the census taker wrote 10 years ago, my current age is 39! - Frank Vescera
Gee, kids thanks it is a nice suit, isn't it? And....it was tax deductible!!! - Amy from Canton, Ohio
Look at my suit. You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy. - Craig Markley
Hold perfectly still while I draw your picture. - Chuck Carson
ARE YOU SURE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SIGN AND SHE'S MINE? - jpykonen@hotmail.com
Now let me tell you kids something JELLO has these six delicious flavours. Are you sure your writing this down? They got the cherry, the lemon, the orange... - Troy Picklyk, BC CANADA
As a matter of fact, I would like to add a tip - serve larger portions! - Frank Vescera
Wait until Phil Harris gets a load of this suit! - Barbara Thunell
Now remember to fill in ALL blank spaces in that loan application! - Bobb
Now, I do need a deposit on the pencil... - Jeff Rooks