Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of March 21, 2005:
And the winner is...
Hmmm, you take Bing on the road to Rio, Morocco, and Bali. Me you take to Sing Sing! - DJ
And the submissions are...
Jack: And you said Bing didn't care if we did a Road To movie. Bob: The Road to Sing Sing, oh boy. - Howard Rosenberg (Toronto)
Phil Harris said these suits are the latest fashion trend and besides, they're CHEAP! - CHUCK CARSON
Jack: I TOLD you your opening joke was bad!
Bob: Yes, but you didn't tell me it was criminal! - Brad Strickland
Bob: If you break into a song-and-dance routine of Friendship, I'll never darken the doors of CBS again. - r.p.
Hmmm, you take Bing on the road to Rio, Morocco, and Bali. Me you take to Sing Sing! - DJ
'Why?' Bob? I TOLD YOU, Daisy and Violet Hilton cancelled on me at the last minute! - shimp scrampi
Bob, quit asking me if I have the money to post bail! - Chris Vaughn
Listen, here's the plan... we'll start playing pattycakes like in your Road pictures, and then I'll throw Grape Nuts in the guard's face... and you squirt Pepsodent on the floor so he can't chase after us without falling down! - Scott Pitzer
Benny: Don't tell Bob I'm bent. It's his birthday! - Amber Armer Hamilton
Are you sure this is the way Abbot and Costello started? - Chuck Carson
If your father's a tailor, Jack, then I'm a money's uncle. Who's bright idea was it to buy matching tuxedos, anyway? - Sarah K.
The first two actors cast for Dumb and Dummer! - Chuck Carson
But Jack, we don't look Siamese! - Chuck Carson
bob ya jack were do we start to dig? - roy fultz
ok Jack, it's a deal, you get the Les Brown Orchestra for a week and I get The Phil Harris Band for a week. - Bob Hodgson
Do you think stealing the nickel from the kid was worth it? - Fre Fagal
I guess the nickel we stole wasn't enough for the lawyer... - Fred Fagal
Where's Crosby when I need him? - Betty O'Brien
Enron? No, Worldcom! - Brad Zinn
Your timing is lousy! You got us thrown in here AFTER Martha Stewart is already GONE! - Brad Zinn
JACK: Gee Bob, when I agreed to be a guest on your last TV special, I had NO idea that it would be THAT bad! - Gerry Orlando
Just follow my lead Bob and we'll get out of this. I trust you Jack, as long as they don't ask for your money, or my life. - Monty B