Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of June 21, 2004:
And the winner is...
Jack, there has to be an easier way to make extra cash! - Tom Wagner
And the submissions are...
Remember Mr. Benny, serve from the left, take the plates from the right. And, you have to split the tips with me. - Phil Curry
Jack, when you said I'd be at a party with all the drinks I could handle, you didn't say as a bartender! - Chuck Carson
Jack I realy do like your song.But from WHENCE we started? I always thought you MR Berlin you would appreciate poetic symetry! To each his own kid! HMMMMMMMM! Now I wonder where I put Mervin Leroys #-Kenny Baker might jump on the chance! Whatever did happen to that boy? HMMMMMMMM! - TROY PICKLYK:CANADA
Remember, Jack, you serve from the left and pick up from the right. - Dennis Johnson
Alright Jack, I'll let you use Yankee Doodle in your radio show theme song, but you must promise me that you'll never play it on your violin. - Gord Simbrow
OK Jack, if I'll consider you a fellow song writer, will you please stop humming When I Say I'm Sorry, Then I'll Come Back To You. - Gord Simbrow
That's it Benny, I'll never tour with you again. It's bad enough that you booked us for this bar-mitzvah, but having us be bartenders between sets is the last straw. - Gord Simbrow
The problem is this-- the swallows at Serrano, couldn't POSSIBLY return to Capistrano... poetic license is one thing, but that's just ridiculous! - Scott Pitzer
Sorry, Jack, but it's Blue SKIES, not Blue EYES, so you're NOT getting a royalty! - David
Posing as band members to get free drinks is pretty low Benny, even for you! - Chuck Carson
Irving, there's no scotch in this scotch and water! - Bob Hodgson
Jack, you really need to stop taking the tips from the piano players jar.... - Michael C. Fortner
Ya Jack, mine tastes funny too! - Chuck Carson
Just my luck. Drinking with a ham songwriter. They all think they can do it. - Ken Miller
Phil Harris was right Jack! Dress like your in the band and get all the free drinks you can handle! - Chuck Carson
Say, Jack, have you heard my newest song? I call it, "When You Say I Beg Your Pardon, Then I'll Come Back To You". - Sarah K.
Jack, it was your idea to moonlight as bartenders for extra money! But Canadian Club is not a place where you play golf! - Bob
What's wrong, Jack? Did you finally run into somebody who's a worse tipper than you? - Robert
Listen Jack, you can get that thought out of your head right now. Even if we could corner the market on the distillery business, we still couldn't make enough to keep Phil Harris happy. - William Hardie
Irving: Jack, because you paid for the drinks, and did not leave a tip.... I think they have diluted the water....! - Raymond Langewen (Rijswijk, Holland)
Are you sure Jack? Are you sure that Abbott and Costello started this way? Benny and Berlin doesn't sound like a comedy team. - Bob Hodgson
I told you Jack! Once we started wearing these outfits everybody will want one. There's a guy behind you in the same outfit! - Chuck Carson
Jack, we're VOLUNTEERING here at the Hollywood Canteen....Those soldiers aren't SUPPOSED to leave you tips! - Gerry Orlando
Jack, there has to be an easier way to make extra cash! - Tom Wagner