Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of December 15, 2003:
And the winners are (a tie)...
Sure, I know why they picked him to play Santa. It's because I'm Jewish! - P.W. Book
Okay Jackie, that's enough of that pouting! You don't want Santa to call the floorwalker do you? - Betty O'Brien
Phil Harris would like your costume, Santa. He's always looking for a big belt. - Phil Curry
Allen: HO HO HO Miser!
Jack: Some santa, carries his bags under his eyes. -
Howard Rosenberg
Fred: What would you like for Christmas little boy?
Jack: Strawbewwy, Chewwy, Owange, Wemon and Wime Jello! - Tanya Shaw
I thought you were supposed to carry bags full of toys over your shoulder, Santa. I didn't know you carried them under your eyes! - Tanya Shaw
Sure, I know why they picked him to play Santa. It's because I'm Jewish! - P.W. Book
JACK IS THINKING....How come I don't have white chest hair? - Chuck Carson
It looks like Santa's bags aren't in his sleigh, they're on his face. - Josef Silvia
Hmmm, I can't decide which is bigger, the bag in Santa's sleigh or the two under Allen's eyes!! - David
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house two creatures were sitting, Jack and that louse! - Chuck carson
Jack: All I want for Christmas is a Hooper higher than YOURS! - Adam Burke
You can't fool me. Your belly doesn't shake like a bowlful of JELLO. - Chris Ed Rock
No, Allen. I won't hold the bag while you FILL it with presents. - Chris Ed Rock
Jack: Those two big bags under your eyes must be where you keep all those presents! - Adam Burke
The final round of musical chairs and little jimmy isnt happy - Jamie Dunbar
Okay Jackie, that's enough of that pouting! You don't want Santa to call the floorwalker do you? - Betty O'Brien
You may be getting a lump of coal, Benny, but I could use it to warm up my nose! - Melanie