Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of November 3, 2003:
And the winner is...
And the winner of the Publisher's Clearing House ten million dollar prize is Jack Benny....Well! How do you like that - Philip
My Best Elvis impersonation. - Hilary Straight Toes
And the winner of the Publisher's Clearing House ten million dollar prize is Jack Benny....Well! How do you like that - Philip
Don Wilson, you two timer, spit out that sandwich, you haven't signed your new contract yet! - kevin shafer florence ky
How dare that Fred Allen, sneaking a plug for his show into my best joke! -
If I told my writers once, I told them a thousand times: Take out this joke! - Philip G. Harwood
If my pants were any higher, I'd be talking through my fly! - Chuck Carson
Look Don't Blame me for a Tight Girdle - Zach Eastman
Darn that Phil Harris, he glued a picture of Fred Allen to this script! - Chuck Carson
Oh boy, what great ad-libs my writers have given me this week! Fred Allen is going to be SO jealous! - Betty O'Brien
I don't care WHAT this stupid script says...I AM 39, do you hear me? I AM 39!!!!! - Gerry Orlando
And if elected, I promise Jello for every family. No family will be left behind. - Bret Winters
Dennis !!! Just one phone call, and Kenny Baker will be back here. - Mike Duffin
If i've told you once i've told you a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOSAND times! It's Chiss Sweese sandwich! WOOOPPS! - Alex Kidwell
Allen has a nerve to try to take over my job! If he needs work, he should be a ventriloquist. He can talk without moving his lips; it all comes out of his nose. So don't tell me about Allen! - Susanna Pugh