Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of May 16, 2005:
(Ted Healy on the right)
And the winner is...
I told you! The light helmet goes with the light flight suit and the dark helmet goes with the dark flight suit. So gimmie that helmet or I'll take it off you! - Chuck Carson
And the submissions are...
Ted, are you SURE that the Three Stooges started this way? - Gerry O.
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too. - Jack himself
I don't remember doing this in the navy but I... wait, did Mary put you up to this? - Luke
Ted, if you don't let go of me, your parachute will hit rock bottom without you. - Josef
Jack Benny Airlines - Fly in Jack Benny Style at Jack Benny Prices! - Joe Hoffman
Don't worry, Jack, before we took off, the plane was inspected by my three best mechanics: Moe, Larry and Curly. - Joe Hoffman
COME ON MISTER, YOU HAVE THE HARNESS, THE PARACHUTE IS ONLY A NICKEL MORE! - Chuck Carson
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! WAIT A MINUTE! Sometimes I'm Buck Benny--but never Buck Rogers! - Brad Strickland
Jack: Are you sure there's no catch? If I land on the dime, I can keep it? - Sarah K.
Oh come on Jack, you said if I gave you a nickel you would dance with me! So dance or give back the nickel! - Chuck Carson
It's ok Jack, you can let go of the pole. The bus has stopped. - Chuck Carson
Jack: Now wait a minute, Ted. Let's flip a coin, to see who will go first. You didn't bring your wallet with you? - r.p.
You know there's one thing that worries me-- that guy who packed my parachute... do you know if he ever worked as a floorwalker? - Scott Pitzer -
I told you! The light helmet goes with the light flight suit and the dark helmet goes with the dark flight suit. So gimmie that helmet or I'll take it off you! - Chuck Carson
Relax! Its one of those new model parachutes! It opens on impact! - Bob
If you don't let go of that pole, I'm gonna smack you in the head! - Chuck Carson
Well I said I was sorry I donated the Maxwell to the scrap drive. Who knew it would become a BOMBER? I'm sorry! Don't make me jump! - David M. Stover
Hey Buddy! Turn around and talk to the hand! - Chuck Carson
Are you sure this is how Flash Gordon started? - Brian Canolty