Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of October 9, 2006:
(Jack's writers; L to R: Sam Perrin (seated), Milt Josefsberg, John Tackaberry, George Balzer)
And the winner is...
You need to play louder if you're going drown out Jack's volin. - Frank V.
And the submissions are...
Hey, that's a great idea: with the slick lyrics in this song Jack will never know that he's donated a $1,000 to ASCAP. - Nora Amrani
You need to play louder if you're going drown out Jack's volin. - Frank V.
If we hold onto each other, Jack can't fire the one whose jokes bomb. - Tysano
Quick. Glue down the keys before Jack asks someone to play the song he wrote. - Debra Lyn
Wonsch (hic!) wonsch more again, boys!.... 'When you shay I beg your (hic!) pardon...' - L.J.S.
Milt: Sam, setting our resignations to music was a great idea!!! - Mike E.
Phil Harris never play Chopsticks as well as you, Sam. - T.Opper
Benny thought you were playing the whole time. He never caught on that this is a player piano. - Dean Christopher
So that's what Love In Bloom really sounds like. - Lauren Marie
Trying to improve upon Jack's When You Say 'I Beg Your Pardon,' Then I'll Come Back to You, the writers introduce If You Stop Your Lousy Writing, Jack, You Can Play Your Violin. - Sarah K.
Sam, just because your singing doesn't make me feel better about the new contract... - Chris Vaughn
Sam: Do any of you guys have a quarter? I forgot, this is Jack's piano. - Frank St. John
It says here that Benny rents his own piano to CBS. - Lauren Marie
Some keys don't play. Benny uses the strings as replacements for his violin. - J. A. Wilson
Leave it to Jack to put a coin operated piano on the show just before Liberace is scheduled to appear. - Dean Christopher
Now here's the plan, see. When the old man hits this note, the whole thing blows. You boys be sure to thank Mel Blanc. - JR in WI
George, we have been waiting for you so we could write a sequel to 'Jack's Song'. - Joel S. Rothman
We need something to drowned out Jack's violin solo! - Robert Howe
Here Sam, play this. It's called the Benny Pincher Polka! - Chuck Carson
George: Sam... Jack is just kidding... He's not giving us an oil well! - Chris Vaughn
WHENCE?!?!?!? You've got to be kidding me! - JimP