Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of March 6, 2006:
And the winner is...
That wasn't hay he just swallowed, that was my toupee! - Lauren Marie
And the submissions are...
So tell me, big fella, is it true you have some free beer samples in the cart? - David Kindred
The number 2 on his hind quater? I race him on Saturdays at Santa Anita. - T. Opper
I don't know why I bought him. Maybe it's because his face looks so much like Fred Allen. - Tysano
The last time I ever do a guest appearance on Mr. Ed. - P. Tierra
Nine dollars for a saddle? I'll just stick with the wagon. - Natale
Phil Harris, it is you! Shirley Maclaine was right. - Corey T. C.
I'm 39 years old and you can't count my teeth! That only works on horses. - Natale
Hmmm...I dunno. It's a VERY attractive price, but I'm not sure I want to trade in the Maxwell. It only has 500,000 miles on it. - Brad from Georgia
Hmmm. You know, old buddy, I think we're in the wrong town. - Josef
With the price of gas, I sold the Maxwell. - Lauren Marie
I used to feed him JELL-O, but he hasn't taken to Lucky Strike's yet. - Dean Christopher
O.K.!! O.K.!! I'll shave my legs. just Giddyup! - Chuck Carson
Boy: Hey, mister, can't you teach your horse
anything?
Jack: Sure, kid, he just doesn't take commands very well at times. You see,
he once belonged to Mr. Kitzel. - r.p.
Joan, will you give me a hand please? I don't trust this horse with my midrift this spread out. - M.A.
Look, Mel-- your costume is great, but on the radio you have to SOUND like a French horse! - L.J.S.
Good, good. For a minute there, I thought this horse had blue eyes, just like me. That would never do. After all, I'M the star of this picture. - Connie Pen
The only thing I'm getting from the horse's mouth is oat breath! - D. Bralyn
I don't care what you people say, this horse's eyes are not a prettier shade of blue than mine. - Jean Ann Wilson
'Come on Horsey! I know you swallowed that dime, so give it up!' - dj
Rochester, I told you I wanted to be the head and not the rear! - Venida Korda
Listen here Seabiscuit, either you pull that buggy or Carmichael will have you for an all-you-can-eat buffet! - McFortner
Hey Gracie, who's in the back end? - David Costello (Katie's husband)
'Why so long in zee face?' You can do no better?! I am so tired of 'orrible Americans, with zee jokes so bad. And your clothing! Mon Dieu! My OWNER has less 'air on 'er legs! - Katie Costello
The price of a horse was a bit high, so I put Rochester and Don Wilson is this horse suit. - F.N.V.
That wasn't hay he just swallowed, that was my toupee! - Lauren Marie
But, why do I always have to kiss the horse! - Chuck Carson
Say, these chaps with automatic air bags wok well. - Dean
Oh darn! Where's Professor LeBlanc? This horse only knows French! - Betty O'Brien