Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of December 5, 2005:
(with Goldie Hawn)
And the winner is...
Goldie, believe me, at my age my sweet bippy is not worth what it used to be! - S.F.
And the submissions are...
They love you, Jack! Psychedelic violin playing is finally in style! - L.J.S.
Goldie, believe me, at my age my sweet bippy is not worth what it used to be! - S.F.
Is that your bow or are you just happy to see me????? - Paul Tinsley
Jack: Goldie, I think that this violin has the sweetest sound of any I've ever owned. Goldie: I wouldn't know, Mr. Benny. I was born after the wheel was invented. - r.p.
Jack, everyone says I have a terrible singing voice, but you play the violin in my key. - Natale
Gee, somehow I forgot Fields. Or is it Glide? - shimp scrampi
You can't fool me, Jack. Stradivarius was that old guy who predicted the future. - F.N.V.
If Penny Henny married Jack Benny, her name would be Penny Henny Benny. - D. Bralyn
Sock it to me!!!! - Dean
Oh....Jack's bow went limp. - T. Opper
Jack, my mother warned me about men like you who try to fiddle around. - Ty
I showed you my teeth, Jack. Why can't I see yours? - Lauren
39? They must have it backwards on the cue card. - L.M.V
Shall I sock it to her? When you say I beg your pardon... - Brian Baker
Oh,oh...Somebody has on Old Spice and Denture Grip. - Ty Sano
There's even a slot for quarters behind the chin rest. - Debra Lyn
There is Goldie and Glide...but where is Fields? - Old Man Fuller
How silly of me. I thought I had heard a hungry cat that somehow got inside the theater. - Lauren Marie
If Sonja Henie married Jack Benny, her name would be Sonja Henie Benny. - P. Tierra
Rowan and Martin will re-join us shortly after they return from passing the hat in the audience for Mr. Benny. - Dean Christopher
I'd love to have dinner with you after the show, but what does being Dutch have to do with it? - L.M.V.
Jack, why is the audience rushing to the back of the theater? - T. Opper
These new juke boxes in the likeness of Jack Benny are so cute. Deposit 50 cents and it plays the violin. - Corey C.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen. For my encore, I shall now fiddle with Goldie. - Jeff Rodman
Would the gentleman in the audience waving a 5 dollar bill in the air please stop. You're distracting Mr. Benny. - E. Egg
Sorry...I just told Jack that postage stamps will be going up to 39 cents. - Tysano
How cute. A baby guitar. - Inga D.
Careful now Goldie don't drown out the sound of my Stradivarius! - Troy Picklyk,CANADA
GOLDIE: Jack, Would you rather play the violin
or fiddle around with me? (Pause) Jack?
JACK: I'M THINKING IT OVER!!! - Frev
Oh fellas! Would one of you bring out a pole, so that Miss Hawn could perform to my playing Love in Bloom. - JR in WI
Goldie! You play this one with a Bow! - Joe M
Wait, the show's not over. Why is everyone rushing for the exits? - Frank
Silly girl, I told her if I played her tummy with my violin bow music would come out of her mouth - and she believed me! - K. Stevenson
Jack: THIS certainly ISN'T the version of Goldie, Fields and Glide I was thinking of!!! - Clyde