Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of October 10, 2005:
And the winner is...
If you don't want me to answer honestly, don't ask me if you look fat in that dress. - T. Opper
And the submissions are...
IS HE GRACIE OR NOT GRACIE THAT IS THE QUESTION ? - JOE PLOWMAN
George: Say--good God, Gracie! - Brad from Georgia
Gracie, we're definitely seeing too much of Jack Benny. You're starting to resemble him. - Debra Lyn
Jack, you said you'd do it for the fifty bucks, so remember, the gloves come off first then you go into the bump and grind. - Dean Christopher
Ya know, you're a lot taller than Gracie! - Chuck Carson
Jack, I'm worried about you. It's been over twenty years since CHARLEY'S AUNT and you still insist on keeping that wardrobe. - Frank Vescera
O.K., O.K., Jack. It's only a ten minute bit for the Friars Club, but if you insist, I'll take you to dinner and a movie first. - Ty
Jack, don't you think It's time you told Mary? - L.M.V
Jack Benny in George's aunt - RTL
You know, looking at your profile in this light you resemble Lana Turner? - Dean Christopher
So two sailors passed you without whistling. Jack, I think you're taking this too seriously. - Debra Lyn
Jack, I know you're a perfectionist, but next time we do this routine, can you leave out the Chanel No.5? - E. Egg
You don't have to look so put out just because the doorman didn't card you when we walked in. - Dean V.
With your knowledge of making money, Jack, I'm not surprised you rose to the rank of Madam! - Brian Baker
If you don't want me to answer honestly, don't ask me if you look fat in that dress. - T. Opper
Jack, leave it to you to figure out how to go on a date and make the other person pick up the whole tab. - D.L.V.
If you must know the honest truth, they chose Jack Lemmon over you for SOME LIKE IT HOT because the producers were afraid the audience might not be able to tell you and Marilyn apart. - Frank Vescera
Jack, with that outfit and your natural way of walking, there's no way in the world anyone will recognize you. - Tysano
I dont know how Gracie ever talked me into being her show replacement, but George better get that glint out of his eye! - Troy Picklyk, CANADA
Hold on to me George, these heals make me look majestic, but how do these ladies walk in these things! - Troy Picklyk, CANADA
After the show Jack! The auditions for the picture Some Like it Hot, aint for two more hours yet!-Thats are not George, and I stand as much of a chance as that Tony Curtis or that other Jack guy! - Troy Picklyk, CANADA
The only way you're taller than me is in those heels! - Chuck Carson
Just because Milton Berle is wearing a nicer dress than you, it's no reason to be upset. - D. L. Vescera
Look, If this gets back to Mary, I'll tell her you fell head first into one of Gracie's old steamer trunks. - Dean
What you won't do for money! - Brian Baker
Gracie never rubbed against me the way you just did! Gggggrrrr! - Brian Baker
Milton Berle should look so good! - Joe Hoffman
The next time I bet on the Rose Bowl, it's gonna be for money, brother! - Jim
Laugh all you want, George, but the 'Horn Blows At Midnight' reunion party is in the next room, and I want to get out of here alive! - Jim
That's the last time I play gin rummy with you!!!!! - Jim
to be gracie or not gracie, that is the question, jack ? - Mr. X
It was a fair coin toss Jack, I get the cigar and YOU get the dress. Ha Ha. - Luke
Relax, all you have left is the talent competition. If you don't mess up on those high notes with your violin, you're a cinch to be crowned the new Miss America. - L.M.V.
Come on, give me a smile. The fellas at Hillcrest might be over eighty, but you loved it when they started howling. - Deb Bralyn
So you bombed. I told you I didn't think playing the violin while reciting the Vagina Monologues would be a hit. - FNV
Look on the bright side. For Dennis, you can now be both a father figure AND a mother figure. - L. Fiff
What's your problem now? On the road, we've always shared the same room. - Corey C.
Sorry, Jack, you're no match for Gracie. But if it'll make you feel better, you're a LOT prettier than MILTON! - David47Jens
You never surprise me, Jack. There's nothing you won't do for a tax deduction. - Frank Vescera
You deserve all the credit in the world for your U.S.O work, Jack, but was it necessary to volunteer for the ten cents a dance activity? - Frank Vescera
I can't believe you asked Mary to recommend you for a part-time job at the May Co. so you could earn some extra Christmas money. - Mr. P. Key
The conventioneers were a bit rowdy, but the act was a big hit. I'm sorry, though, you'll have to deal with that guy who dropped his room key down your blouse on your own. - B. Baboo
The things I have to do to get George to buy my dinner. - Jeff Jones
Why change to grab a bite to eat when we have another show in an hour? Besides, this is Hollywood. Half the men on Sunset Boulevard are dressed exactly like you anyway. - Natale
Jack, I know you're nervous, but the feeling in my right arm is gone and I think gangrene has started to set in. - P. Tierra
I know how much you want to make another move, Jack, but they've already cast Gloria Swanson for SUNSET BOULEVARD - D.L.V.
You have to talk to Alice Faye, Jack. After she saw you walking with Phil Harris while dressed in that outfit, she ran home, changed the locks, and filed for divorce. - Mr. F
I've gotta hand it to you, Jack. When I said I wouldn't appear on your show without Gracie, I thought for sure you'd break down and pay for both of us. - L.J.S.
Jack, I STILL think this is a ridiculous way to get free admission to Santa Anita just because it's Ladies Day! - 2bobb
Jack, aren't you going a bit too far just so you can see a baseball game for free on Ladies Day? - Val Center
See what happens when you're too cheap to turn on the lights and end up getting dressed in Mary's closest in the dark? - Ty
Look Jack, just because your Aunt left you her clothes and her wig in her will doesn't mean you have to wear them. - Phil Curry
The original Odd Couple. - Joe Hoffman
New haircut Gracie? - RTL