Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of April 3, 2006:
And the winner is...
In the spirit of our Founding Fathers, let me introduce a candidate who actually knew them personally and still loses sleep over the silver dollar Washington threw over the Potomic River, Jack Benny! - T. Opper
And the submissions are...
If I were King...oh excuse me, If I were President of this Great Nation...its Loyal subjects...I mean citizens!...oh darn it! - Troy-CANADA
Folks, it's either this or put him on a stamp--now, think, do you REALLY want to lick the--well, YOU know. - Brad from Georgia
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry. Jack has just informed me he would rather be Secretary of the Treasury. - dj
Thank you, thank you, and I can't tell you how much it means to me to have the support of the International Brotherhood of Toupee Weavers' local 405... - shimp scrampi
If you elect me president, I promise not to spend any of your taxpaying dollars. Instead, I will continue to borrow from the Colemans. - Brian Baker
I dare you Don, pat him on the butt! - Chuck Carson
Let's hear it for Jack Benny who, if elected President, also plans to appoint himself Secretary of the Treasury. - Natale
This *may* affect my run for governor. - Tom Barnett
On behalf of all residents of Beverly Hills, please send Jack Benny to Washington! - Tysano
In the spirit of our Founding Fathers, let me introduce a candidate who actually knew them personally and still loses sleep over the silver dollar Washington threw over the Potomic River, Jack Benny! - T. Opper
Let's give a round of applause to that couple who have worked tirelessly and have donated large sums of money to put Jack Benny in the White House - Ronald and Benita Colman. - Jean Ann Wilson
Jell-O in every pot, Grape-Nuts in every bowl, Canada Dry in every glass, Luckies in every ashtray, and a Chevrolet with General Tires in every garage! - L.J.S.
Don. We're not doing The Halls of Montezuma this week. You can stop playing The Hall! - Brian Baker
And those wishing to sign up now, Jack is offering a 30% discount on room rentals at the White House. - Tysano
This is the only way to beat lucy on the top ratings!!! - steve turck
Couldn't I be Secretary of the Treasury instead? - John Navarro
WATCH DON AS HE ATTEMPTS TO PICK THE POCKET OF PHIL! - Chuck Carson
And remember, if Jack Benny is elected president, he promises to create a national 10-cent nickel. - Sarah K.