Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of July 28, 2008:
(From The Medicine Man)
And the winner is...
NO means NO! - Natty
And the submissions are...
Kitty, have you tried sen sen? - Moose Hatrack
Sorry doll...but I don't kiss on the first date...what kinda guy do you think I AM?! - Wonga
Oy vey, kiddo, tell 'em to hold the onions next time... - Marie
no way kissing you is like kissing fred allen - robert jumper
DID YOU BREAK WIND? OR IS FRED ALLEN HERE? - robert jumper
Jack: Can't you wear a simpler hat? It takes away attention from my brand new toupee! - Mike E.
The things I do to get out of a tax audit! - Brian Baker
Not on the lips. Our lipstick colors clash. - Brad from Georgia
I appreciate the offer Ms. West but I'm really not in the mood...I had to pick up the check. - Elliot Metz, Wichita KS
Stop breathing on my carnation. It's not as rugged as I am. - Moose Hatrack
Sister, have you tried Sen-Sen? - Scott Pitzer
Friends. We all have morning breath. But when that breath lasts for weeks and months, turning eyes red and hair gray. When it causes pet skunks to open the windows for air, and the wild skunks to close them shut, it's time to try Maximum-Strength Listerine, 2.0! - Brian Baker
Folks, THIS is my sister Florence. She's always a bit on the affectionate side. TRY not to read too much into this! - Brian Baker
Jackie Wackie! You know a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. Now give me some sugar! - Brian Baker
No, no... you'll ruin my lipstick. This stuff isn't free, you know. - Connie Pen
But I don't wanna listen to Fred Allen tonight. - Greg in Martins Ferry
I don't know what smells worst,her old mothball saurated hat,or that 10 cents a gal.perfume (hint of sewer gas). - Bill Ludwig
Is this worth a nickel??? - MJC Australia
Now cut that out! I'm not that kind of boy! - CHUCK CARSON
Jack: I'm sorry, dear. After hearing Fred Allen's Ode to Shakespeare, the moment has passed. - r.p.
NO means NO! - Natty
OK, you kiss my cheek while I steal your pearls. - CHUCK CARSON
WHOA! I TOLD YOU TO LAY OFF THE GARLIC AND ONION SANDWICHES! - CHUCK CARSON
If this is a straight role, why am I wearing lipstick? - L. Kubelka
Yes, I am running for president. Campaigning is great! - Stan Graiewski
Must be that new after shave. - Stan Graiewski
Boy, am I glad it's not Milton Berle! - Stan Graiewski
No time to think it over.... - Stan Graiewski
Lookit, fellas, let's get Steve Bradley to handle her. He made B.O. what it is today. - Moose Hatrack
EEEWWW... are you using Phil Harris's mouthwash? - Gord S.
Oh George, help me, she looks too much like your Gracie; besides she has Jello flavored lipstick which is irresistable! - Ken Busse - Gurnee IL (near Waukegan)
Jack: Please, please....you'll MUSS my lip stick!! - Flappsaddle
I know it's for charity, but a dollar per kiss? - Frank V.
Jack: Let me guess..you had the lindburger cheese, salami, onion and garlic sandwich for lunch...didn't you? - Gertrude Gearshift