Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of August 13, 2007:
(With Jascha Heifetz)
And the winner is...
Love is Blooming?
Bloomberg in Love?
Lovin' Bloomberg?
Benny in Bloom?
Jascha, you gave Minnie Pearl a buck for this ???????? - Marie
And the submissions are...
Here Jascha...you still need the sheet music when you play? WELL, I usually just wing it. - Scott Wayman
Love is Bloomed? Love is Doomed? Bloom with Whom? Whom is Bloom? Bloom is Doom? Say listen Jascha, dont'cha know Love in Bloom? - Mr. X
Jack: Jascha, what does Sin Stringando mean on
this sheet music?
Jascha: It means that before you play you must first remove your strings...
- Mike E.
Gee, I never saw so many notes on one sheet of music. - Tysano
See this clause right here? If it takes me more than 60 seconds to play the Minute Waltz, you pay me an additional 10 dollars. - Debra Lyn
Look Jack, I don't care what the contract says, I'M NOT PLAYING A DUET WITH YOU! - Chuck Carson
Jack: I KNOW it's sheet music, Jascha. I just don't know what I'm supposed to DO with it! - Brad from Georgia
You see, Jascha, it's here in the fine print. You're responsible for any broken violin strings plus wear and tear of the sheet music. - T. Opper
See, I told you! You ordered the pastrami and I ordered the ham on rye! - Chuck Carson
First of all, Jack, you hold it in your hand-- not your armpit. - L.J.S.
I'm sorry I called you baggy eyes, you see, it's right here in the script. Hmmm. My writers must think you're Fred Allen. - Moose Hatrack
You see, that awful sound you heard from my violin came from a fly that sat on this B note. - Dean V.
Hmmmm. Where's Rochester when I need him? - Josef
When You Say I Beg Your Pardon, Then I'll Come Back To You? Now, just a minute Jack, are you sure that this is by Schubert? - 2bobb
Love is Blooming?
Bloomberg in Love?
Lovin' Bloomberg?
Benny in Bloom?
Jascha, you gave Minnie Pearl a buck for this ???????? - Marie
Mr. Benny, I don't want an autographed script... please, my MONEY? - Moose Hatrack
Jascha, I think there's a typo in the program... it says that you will finish playing with the orchestra's violins, and I will finish playing with the orchestra's violence. - Gord Simbrow
SINCE WHEN IS BLUEBERRY HILL A CLASSICAL PIECE OF MUSIC? - LARR4814@YAHOO.COM
I have no objections to the song Love in Bloom in and of itself, but these lyrics: Can it be the trees, that fill the breeze, with rare and magic perfume... What the heck has that got to do with me? - Hilary & Chris