Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of June 9, 2008:
And the winner is...
Fake horse or not, Rodchester, tell Phil it's obvious why I chose him as the rear end. - Dean V.
And the submissions are...
Polly...are you in there????? speak to me....stupid horse.... - kevin shafer florence ky
from the accent.. i would say.. this is a british horse.... - kevin shafer florence ky
you have to admit...its a step up from a Maxwell.... - kevin shafer florence ky
The names Buck Benny..... so quit calling me Wilber.... you got that Ed?? - kevin shafer florence ky
SEE I TOLD YOU FRED ALLEN HAD A HORSE FACE - ROBERT JUMPER
Wow!! My very own horse!! I think I'll call him MAXWELL!! - Dennis Millard
Jack:
Does he run on Ethyl?
Boy: Run ON Ethyl? He ran OVER
Ethyl. Miss Barrymore tried to
cross the street in front of him a ways back and he ran over her! - Dennis
Millard
Jack: AMAZING!! HIS eyes are as blue as MINE!! - Dennis Millard
Stupid horse, it thinks I'm a Clydesdale. - Gord S., Toronto
They say you can determine a horse's age by counting his teeth. Gee, he's got 39 just like me. - Tyson
Kid: Gee Mr. Benny, don't you know
you're not supposed to look a gift horse in the mouth?
Jack: Yes, I know, but I COULD HAVE SWORN I saw a glimpse of GOLD in there!
- Wonga
Monsieur Benny...that is just an old expression when people say: HEARING IT STRAIGHT FROM ZE HORSE'S MOUTH!!! - Professor Le Blanc
Jack: I STILL say MY eyes are BLUER than HIS!!!! - Natty
Park my horse, valet, I'm going inside to see what's on the Specials menu - Ed Zuccarelli
Say! Isn't this Rochester's horse, 'Burnt Cork'? This nag cost me $50 at the Kentucky Derby and now I'm supposed to pay 50 cents for a ride around the town square? No thanks. Come on Mary. - DW McCoy
No thanks! I'm waiting for a Nash! - DW McCoy
Jack: I still prefer my Maxwell for transportation, at least I don't have to sweep up after it! - Mike E.
well Fred Allen, you've never looked better!!!! - kevin shafer florence ky
WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH?? - kevin shafer florence ky
Don't worry, Big Brown, I'll still need you when the Maxwell won't start or when gas is $5.00 a gallon. - Scott D. Vroegindewey
Jack: Hmmm...well, the PRICE is
right. What's the horse's name?
Salesman: Maxwell.
Jack: I'll TAKE him, I'll TAKE him! - Brad from Georgia
Yes, they ARE Tony Lama boots, and not only that, the salesman threw in the rest of the llama! - Scott Pitzer
Look horsie, stop making excuses. I know you're perfectly healthy because we both have the same doctor. Dr. Frank gave me a hypodermic right through these fuzzy pants and then he told me all about you. Had to remind him to take the needle out before he left. - Moose Hatrack
Fake horse or not, Rodchester, tell Phil it's obvious why I chose him as the rear end. - Dean V.
This is what you get for coming in last at Santa Anita and losing me 2 bucks. - Lauren Maria
Ah don't care about the ol' sayin'. Ah'm a gonna punch this gift horse right in the mouth. Ol' Mel don't care. - Moose Hatrack
Jack, is this your version of a tale of two cities? - Ken Busse, near Waukegan, IL
Gee, Rochester, you look so realistic. How are things back on your end, Phil? - L. J. S.
The Tout sent me, I'm running in the Daily Double! - Frev
I ain't gonna kiss this horse until it drinks some moutnwash! - CHUCK CARSON
I thought I told you to stop imitating horses, Mel. - Josef
Gasoline will someday be five bucks! It's true, Jack got it direct from the horses mouth! - CHUCK CARSON