Photo Caption Contest

Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of June 29, 2009:

And the winner is...

Rochester! Who put that huge electric razor on stick?
That's a microphone, boss.
Really? We should get one for our radio program. - Thomas Rácz

And the submissions are...

you people realize this show is costing ME..don't you?!-Jack - Seesee
Hello radioland, this is Jack Benny speaking. Wait a minute!! Who is the wise guy who used papyrus to type up this script and used hyroglifics? I've had it with these jokes about my age!!! - Ken Busse, near Waukegan
I can go along with a gag, sister. - Moose Hatrack
The mike may crack better jokes, but it doesn't have dreamy blue eyes like mine. - Connie Pen
I owe Mary an apology. The script here really does say 'Chiss Sweeze' sandwich and 'grass reek'! - Scott D. Vroegindewey (Kansas City, MO)
Hmmmmm. - Josef
Hum..they don't pay me enough to say these cheesie lines - Lynn W
Rochester! Who put that huge electric razor on stick?
That's a microphone, boss.
Really? We should get one for our radio program. - Thomas Rácz
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is Jack Benny. I may be better known as Rochester's straight man, or Fred Allen's Mah Jong opponent. - r.p.
Hello again, this is Jack Benny speaking. Don is on vacation this entire summer so I will be reading his lines. I purposely gave him a temporary raise yesterday. Aren't I generous? I will also be collecing his salary while he is away. - Kenny Benny Busse (next door to Waukegan)
What do i do read this? - wooly10
One lousy rehearsal, that's all I ask... ONE LOUSY REHEARSAL! - Moose Hatrack
I shouldn't have eaten that bean casserole right before going on the air. - C huck Carson
What does Don Wilson and my new wallet now have in common? Both are currently on vacation and both keep getting fatter! - Ken Busse
Oh Rochester, could you bring me my slippers? I am feeling right at home now reading this script. It says here I caught you sleep-walking last night and put a vaccuum cleaner in your hand. Anytime I can get you working after hours for free makes me all the richer because you never remember to clock-in! - Al Ceisel, Gurnee, IL
Now Phil, how many times do I have to tell you? That's the wrong key! Get it right or next time I will viola my way into your pit!.....Besides St. Joe's they also loved me in Waukegan. - The Buzzman
Don will have 13 hamburgers, 5 large fries and 3 vanilla milk shakes. I will have his change. - Ronald McDonald
Jack: When I stand like this don't I look like Orson Welles? - Mike E.
Hmmm, that new announcer they gave me will NEVER work out on this show...The guy's too darned FAT! - Gerry Orlando
(I know I SAID there'd be a slight pause for people to say Who cares? I just didn't think they'd all DO it!) - Brad from Georgia