(from The Rounders)
Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of March 30, 2009:
(from The Rounders)
And the winner is...
The guy behind me will tip you,buddy.-(said) Jack
Excuse me,Mr.Benny,there's no one behind you. (said) Bellboy -
Seesee
And the submissions are...
The guy behind me will tip you,buddy.-(said) Jack
Excuse me,Mr.Benny,there's no one behind you. (said) Bellboy -
Seesee
Wanna get fresh with me,young man? -Jack
Careful,Mr.Benny, your slip is showing-telegram boy - SeeSee
I think I can give you an extra cent -Jack - wooly10
I like you I am going to give you a tip - Jack
Here -Jack
But Mr. Benny you only gave me a dime - bell man
Oh if your going to be like that
you only get a cent -Jack
Well I was J....u......s.....t - bell man
No no you got your chance and I gave you more than I would give Mary -Jack -
wooly10
I want this to be a nice apartment for Mary to stay in -Jack
Sir the carpet is $10.00 -Bell man
On the other hand maybe I should stay here ,Mary can stay in the car it has
a nice carpet I spent $2.00 on it. - Jack - wooly10
jack: you see I needs a new apartment and I thought this one
look nice.
Man: that what you think its haunted and I would not sleep there for money!
good day to you sir. - me
well sir you owe me $2.00 - Bell man
Who me? - Jack
yes are you Jack Benny ? -Bell man
a..a..h...h No,No -Jack
Your looking for The man in The next room- Jack
Oh ..Thanks -Bell Man
w...h...e...w -Jack - wooly10
Beat it, kid. I never pay for a telegram until I know what it says. - Lauren Marie
Yes, Im Jack Benny and I also work as a bouncer at kids parties. So, scram. - Dean Christopher
Sir the carpet will cost $2.00 -Bell man
Oh O...h Um How much is it for 50% of the carpet - Jack
$1.00 - Bell man
O........h Um do you think it would fit the room if i got 25% of it -Jack -
wooly10
Doorman: I'm sorry Mr. Slugger sir, we have no need of chintz. - moose hatrack
That's right, I'm hitch-hiking. Why stand out in the rain when I don't have to? - Debra Lyn
I collect telegram from Fred Allen? Come this way and I'll show you what to do with it. - FNV
The line for the free buffet starts behind me. - Tysano
--Well, who did you THINK I was in this uniform? Admiral
BYRD?
--One a these days, Nelson, one a these days--to da MOON! -
Brad from Georgia
Phil Harris is taking messages in the bar. You'll find him under the third table to the right. - Debra Lyn
If Dennis Day thinks by sending me a singing telegram he'll get paid for two songs this week, he's crazy. - T. Opper
I don't care if you're here to pick up the tuxedo. I rented it for 24 hours and intend to wear it until midnight whether all the guests have gone home or not. - FNV
You can return the Colman's car. Rodchester got the message wrong. I asked to borrow Ronnie's loafers, not a chauffeur. - Jean Ann Kleman Wilson
Beat it pal. I'm covering this side of the street - Dennis Millard
(Telegraph man)here's the bill for your new hair mr. benny
(jack) ssssssssshhhh! the audiance is listening! - Eric miller
Beat it bub, I gave you your nickle the last time you gave me a telegram. - Howard Rosenberg (Toronto)
What's wrong with the tip I gave you? That's the shiniest nickel I had! - TomX
You're looking for Dennis Day. He's in the back room. - Stan Graiewski
Don't let anyone in without a ticket. We're having a private screening. - Stan Graiewski
And don't let anyone out until the movie is over. - Stan Graiewski