Chats

Rodrigo Araya5:00 PMHi, Laura. Laura Leibowitz5:00 PMHi Rodrigo! Rodrigo Araya5:00 PMThe same to Garth and Tom.5:01But, Mr. Swallow. But… But… But… Laura Leibowitz5:01 PMNow you’ve made me hungry…5:02Hi Tom Neil Ottenstein5:02 PMHello everyone Tom V.5:02 PMGood evening, folks! Roger5:02 PMHello Everyone! Laura Leibowitz5:02 PMHey Neil!5:02Hi Roger! garth_johnson5:02 PMMy tea is gone cold —- so while

kathy_fuller_seeley4:55 PMjell-o everybody, as the first one here, of course I want to know what was that interesting photo Garth posted last week!!! really cool, and howdy everybody Neil Ottenstein4:57 PMGood evening kathy_fuller_seeley4:57 PMHello Neil, how are you doing? Neil Ottenstein4:59 PMI am doing well.  I have all my wife’s presents ready for her birthday

kathy_fuller_seeley4:51 PMJell-O everyone, I guess I am the first one here Rodrigo Araya4:51 PMHi, Kathy. Neil Ottenstein4:51 PMHowdy kathy_fuller_seeley4:51 PMHowdy Rodrigo, how are you today/tonight?4:52Hello Neil! Rodrigo Araya4:52 PMFine, how about you, folks?4:52We’re a little early, folks. Instead of “We’re a little late, folks”… kathy_fuller_seeley4:52 PMBarbara Thunell has sent me scripts from Jack’s Las Vegas

garth_johnson4:52 PMGive me an “A” please1952-00-00_-_jb5_-_source_catalog_-_jack_and_gisele_mackenzie.jpg  Neil Ottenstein4:58 PMA Rodrigo Araya4:58 PMDo you mind if I play Mendelssohn’s Spring Concerto? garth_johnson5:00 PMGweetings everyone — I hope all of you are “A” O-K. Rodrigo Araya5:01 PMA-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I’ve got a gal in Kalamazoo… garth_johnson5:02 PMToo bad you can’t hop the flyer — so you better send a wire

Rodrigo Araya4:58 PMAnyone for tennis?4:58Nobody? kathy_fuller_seeley4:58 PMhowdy, Rodrigo, happy new year! garth_johnson4:58 PMDid anything funny happen on the way to the rose bowl? Rodrigo Araya4:59 PMDennis got lost… kathy_fuller_seeley4:59 PMwell, it depends on whether you partook of Rochester’s egg nog or not Tom V.4:59 PMHappy New Year, folks! garth_johnson4:59 PMI think the rabbit got all

Rodrigo Araya4:59 PMColumbia? Oh, Columbia? garth_johnson4:59 PM1934-12-14_-_jb3_-_jptm_ahy-312_jp_-_family_circle_vol_05_no_24_-_jack_benny_cover_photo-a.jpg 4:591934-12-14_-_mag_-_family_circle_-_vol_05_no_24_-_cover_-_jack_benny_as_santa.jpg  Doug Kiser5:00 PMHope everyone had a wonderful Christmas! Rodrigo Araya5:00 PMJACK: Columbia? Have you seen the New Year around here?MARY: Nope. He’s probably too scared to come out… Laura Leibowitz5:01 PMHi folks! Rodrigo Araya5:01 PMHi, Laura! garth_johnson5:01 PMTelegram from Mr. Benny1934-12-27_-_doc_-_source_catalog_-_telegram_jack_to_john_mitchell_mgr_genessee_theater.jpg  Laura Leibowitz5:01 PMHi Rodrigo! Tom V.5:01 PMGood

kathy_fuller_seeley4:54 PMwell, looks I am the first one here, jello everbody! Rodrigo Araya4:57 PMHello, Mr. Benny! This is Rodchester! Laura Leibowitz4:58 PMHi folks! kathy_fuller_seeley4:58 PMHowdy, Roch? What’s hangin’? garth_johnson4:58 PMHello, cash customers … this is Jack Benny … Jack as in MULE and Benny as inBENNY FRANKLIN … the man that put a wisecrack in

Laura Leibowitz4:59 PMHi folks! garth_johnson4:59 PMAnd now, ladies and gentlemen, for the biggest event in our Canada Dry series… thegreatest accomplishment since the history of the radio… The Monthy IJBFC  Chat!111 Laura Leibowitz4:59 PMLOL Nancy A. Acosta4:59 PMHi again  Rodrigo Araya4:59 PMHello, folks! Osa Buchner4:59 PMOsa from Chicago here Tom V.4:59 PMGood evening everyone! garth_johnson4:59

garth_johnson4:55 PMHello… hello… hello, there George… hello, Ethel, how are you tonight?…hello,Kvetch!… Hello Laura … Pardon me just a moment, ladies and gentlemen… Say, were there any messages forme today? … mail, phone calls or anything? Laura Leibowitz4:57 PMYeah, your dentist and your hairdresser both called.  Same message.  You can pick them up Tuesday. kathy_fuller_seeley4:58

Rodrigo Araya  4:52 PMMa! He’s kissin’ Ma! He’s kissin’ Ma! He’s kissin’ Ma! He’s kissin’ Ma! He’s kissin’ Ma! HOLD IT!  kathy_fuller_seeley  4:52 PMHello anybody Rodrigo Araya  4:53 PMLet me Allenize my voice first… kathy_fuller_seeley  4:53 PMhaha Rodrigo Araya  4:53 PMThank you, thank you and good ev’nin, ladies an’ gentlemen… 4:54Say, Jimmy, did you listen to Benny on Sunday night? kathy_fuller_seeley  4:54 PMhow is your November going

Rodrigo Araya  4:56 PM Hello, anybody.  Neil Ottenstein  4:56 PM Hello Rodrigo garth_johnson  4:57 PM Ladies and gentlemen, before we take you to the studio where George Olsen, Ethel Shutta, and Jack Benny are waiting to entertain you, I want to inform you the Laura will not be joining us tonight. Rodrigo Araya  4:57 PM Have any of you saw the drawing

Rodrigo Araya  4:59 PMIf the “Texaco Star Theatre” was done today:PORTLAND: Hello, Mr. Allen! Hello, Kenny! Hello, Mr. Wall…FRED: Oh, Portland! Jimmy’s got amnesia. Maybe the election had something to do with it… In fact, what happened on Saturday reminded me of an incident Benny had several years ago…JIMMY: Do you mean Ben Bernie?FRED: No, Sergei.

Rodrigo Araya  3:43 PM Hi, Laura. garth_johnson  4:03 PM Rodrigo Araya  4:06 PM I know you guys had your clocks turned back one hour, so cut that out! 4:06 Play something, Phil! Yes, Mr. Legree… 4:07 To think some listened to Jack at 3 in the afternoon instead of 4… garth_johnson  4:09 PM can’t quickly find something appropriate by

chat October 25, 2020 Rodrigo Araya  4:36 PMAre you there, Garth? 4:36I know it’s a bit early. 4:37I have a little question for you:I was just listening to Dennis’ farewell show and there are a couple of jokes about visitors to British Columbia having to wait five days before being able to consume alcohol. Was there such a

Nancy A. Acosta4:51 PMHello ^^)v Rodrigo Araya4:52 PMJell-o there!Ring the bell for Pall Mall!DING-DONG!The Dennis Day Program featuring Phil Sinatra and Dinah Livingstone, George Bernard Shaw and yours’ truly, the pickle in the middle!14:53A few minutes remain before the chat begins. kathy_fuller_seeley4:53 PMhaha Rodrigo, you are rarin’4:53to go! Rodrigo Araya4:54 PMRaring to go like General

New kathy_fuller_seeley4:59 PMjell-o, anybody Rodrigo Araya4:59 PMHi, Kathy. kathy_fuller_seeley4:59 PMHello Rodrigo, how is October treating you? Rodrigo Araya4:59 PMWell… at least I don’t have to look for a replacement singer… kathy_fuller_seeley4:59 PMhaha well, that is something! garth_johnson5:00 PMHere we are again, happy as can be, all good friends in Jolly Good Company! Rodrigo Araya5:00 PMTrying

garth_johnson5:00 PMSaida everybody! Saida.And for those of you that haven’t been to Cairo in 1943, that means “Good Day”, not “your laundry won’t be back for 5 days!” Doug Kiser5:01 PMHello! Rodrigo Araya5:02 PMRemember last week I reflected on the lack of fiction content in comedy podcasts and wondered about the parodies Jack would do