Your favorite "39" jokes - for a good cause!

[shimp scrampi]

Hi folks, what are your favorite "39" jokes from the show? Plans are ill-formed at the moment, but I'm compiling a list to maybe include on the flyer at the 39-cent stamp march - it's a great way to help out if you can't be there!

The best ones would be short and pithy - and that's where I'm having trouble, a lot of the "39" gags have a lot of set-up to them.

Thanks!!

[Roman]

Jack: Yessir, I've been flying on planes since I was a baby.

Dennis: But, Mr. Benny, I didn't think they had planes when you were a baby.

Jack: Oh, Dennis, I'm not that old. I'm only twenty, er thirty-nine years old.

Dennis: Gee, when I'm thirty-nine, I hope I look like other people who are thirty-nine.