The Jack Benny Drinking Game

[Radioman]

I am finally back posting on the boards, and I have so many things to talk about. But I thought I would start with something fun: the Jack Benny Drinking Game. Oh, it doesn't exist? Let's make one up here.

Rules are simple. Take a swig of your beverage of choice any time:

Jack calls for Rochester.
Rochester either plays craps or mentions it.
Jack gets angry at anyone.
Two swigs for Jack getting angry at Kenny Baker or Dennis.
Mary insults Jack.
Phil calls Jack "Jackson."
Rochester calls the show via telephone.
Someone knocks on the studio door.
Don's weight is the butt of a joke.
Don mentions the sponsor.
Frank Nelson says "Yeeeessss?"
Frank Nelson insults Jack.
Jack hears Gladys Zybisco (or at least her shrill voice) singing on the radio.
Jack's toupee is mentioned.
Jack plays violin.
Any current movie star is mentioned.
A special guest pops in on the show.

There are so many more, but if you follow this list, and you'll be passed out in twenty minutes.

I wanted to include "Any time anyone's name is mentioned," but a character's name is mentioned every single line. Heck, you could do a drinking game just based on that, so I left it off the list.

Anyone have additions?

allen

[LLeff]

There are so many more, but if you follow this list, and you'll be passed out in twenty minutes.

Heck, you'll be passed out in ten or fifteen if you're listening to a pre-1942 show!

[FrankNelson]

Other possibilities:

- A drink every time Jack mentions Phil or Dennis having their own show.
- Every time Don Wilson mentions that Grape Nuts are not rationed (1942-44 shows only)
- Any time anyone mentions "That's what I like about the South"
- Any time anyone mentions "The Walking Man"
- When Jack mentions Norman Krasna
- When someone mentions Remley.
- A crack is made about "The Horn Blows at Midnight."