Jack's eyes are as blue......

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Jack's eyes are as blue......

Postby grittys457 » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:00 pm

as the thumb of a cross-eyed carpenter.

See how many we can add from the show.
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Postby TheSportsmenQuartet » Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:04 pm

as the water of Lake Louise.
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Postby Hank the All-Nite DJ » Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:30 pm

"Bluer than the feet of a Sicilian wine presser"

1951-01-21 - Jack goes to the doctor
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Postby Moose Hatrack » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:54 am

Bluer than the tongue of the winner of a huckleberry pie eating contest
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That's funny, Norman Krasna loved that joke.
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Postby Hank the All-Nite DJ » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:44 pm

"Bluer than the lips of a schoolboy at 40 below"

05-07-1950 - Jack buys a new suit for his publicity tour

"Bluer than the thumb of an Eskimo hitchhiker"

03-09-1952 - Hospital Nurse
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Postby Moose Hatrack » Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:19 am

...the cork in a grape juice bottle
That's funny, Norman Krasna loved that joke.
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Postby Maxwell Stroud » Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:33 pm

Bluer than the left shoulder of a right handed ice man.
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Postby Moose Hatrack » Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:20 am

...as blue as a sailor on his first night in boot camp
That's funny, Norman Krasna loved that joke.
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Postby Hank the All-Nite DJ » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:01 pm

"Bluer than the toes of a barefooted field goal kicker"

1953-11-08 | All-American
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Re: Jack's eyes are as blue......

Postby Moose Hatrack » Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:38 pm

... than Lake Ontario seen through McTavish's kilt.

Thought we had them all then I heard this one today at lunch time. I may have it jumbled because I was driving and couldn't stop to write it down. It was in a Grape Nuts show, the first JB show ever broadcast from Canada. McTavish's kilt was a call back. Earlier Jack listed those with whom he shared a hotel room. The roomate named McTavish hung his kilt in the window to dry.
That's funny, Norman Krasna loved that joke.
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Postby Yhtapmys » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:36 pm

TheSportsmenQuartet wrote:as the water of Lake Louise.


Isn't there a "sultry, summer" as part of this one?

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