Jack Benny ringtones, sound bites, etc.

No rights or licenses, just fun contributed by the members.  Contribute your own to president@jackbenny.org!

(Credit where it's due to Dennis Johnson for generating a large portion of these!)

Catch phrases:

• Artie Auerbach:  "Hoo hoo hoo!"

• Basil Ruysdale:  L-S-M-F-T

• Basil Ruysdale:  "First again with tobacco men"

• Del Sharbutt:  L-S-M-F-T

• Don Wilson:  J-E-L-L-O with cast announcement

• Don Wilson:  Lucky Strike opening with cast announcement

• Eddie Anderson:  "Yeeessss Booooossss"

• Frank Nelson:  "How do you do"

• Frank Nelson:  "Ooooh do I!" (long) (short)

• Frank Nelson:  "YEEEEEEESSS?"

• Jack Benny:  "Oh Rohhhhhchester"

• Jack Benny:  "Wait a minute!"

• Jack Benny:  "Well!"

• Jack Benny:  "We're a little late, so goodnight folks" - mp3 file

• Jack Benny:  "We're a little late, so goodnight folks" - wav file

• Joe Kearns:  "Halt, who goes there?"

• Mel Blanc:  Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga

• Ronald and Benita Colman:  "Who is it?" (long)  (short)

• Sam Hearn:  "Hiya Rube!"

• Sara Berner:  "Mr. Benny's line is flashing"

• Sheldon Leonard:  "Hey Bud...come here a minute"

• Verna Felton:  Aaaah shut up!  Full  Short

Music:

• Dream introduction music

• Dorothy Collins:  If you want better taste from your cigarette

• Jack Benny:  Intermezzo on violin

• J-E-L-L-O (with Kenny Baker): mp3 file

• J-E-L-L-O (with Kenny Baker): wav file

• Mel Blanc:  Luckies Pay More

• Smoke a Lucky to be your level best

• Smoke a Lucky to be your level best: Maxwell car horn

• Sportsmen Quartet:  "Hmmmmm!"

• Sportsmen Quartet (to "Blue Skies"):  Lucky Strike ad

• Sportsmen Quartet (to "hurry music"): Lucky Strike ad

• Sportsmen Quartet (to Love in Bloom): Lucky Strike ad

• Sportsmen Quartet (to Parade of the Wooden Soldiers): Lucky Strike ad

• Sportsmen Quartet (to Sabre Dance): Lucky Strike ad

• Sportsmen Quartet:  Yodeling Lucky Strike ad

• Sportsmen Quartet:  Sympathy Soothing Syrup jingle (long)  (short)

Other lines:

• Bill Days:  Echo hello (10/3/48)

• Bill Days:  Echo so round so firm (10/3/48)

• Eddie Anderson:  Helloooooooooo

• Frank Nelson:  Drear Pooson Full  Short

• Frank Nelson:  "You make me sick!"

• Jack Benny:  Beverly Hills Police phone answer

• Jack Benny:  "Call up Bob Hope!"

• Jack Benny:  "Do I hear a voice from the shallow end of the La Brea Tar Pits?"

• Jack Benny:  "Hello?"

• Jack Benny:  "Hello Mitzi, how do you do?"

• Jack Benny:  "Rochester, there's the buzzer!"

• Mel Blanc (as Polly):  "Fred Allen stinks"

• Mel Blanc: NOW WHAT? (short) (long)

• Mel Blanc:  Polly sings "Mademoiselle from Armentiers"

• Mel Blanc:  Professor LeBlanc "play staccato"

• Mel Blanc:  Professor LeBlanc "where can I go to surrender"

• Mel Blanc:  Train now leaving on Track 8

• Ronald Colman:  Hello Louella?

Sounds:

• F.E. Boone - Auctioneer chant

• L.A. "Speed" Riggs - Auctioneer chant with "American"

• L.A. "Speed" Riggs - Auctioneer chant with "Sold American"

• Mel Blanc - Maxwell

• NBC chimes

• Vault alarm

Longer sound files:

• Ronald Colman reads the winner of the "I Can't Stand Jack Benny" contest (2/3/46)

• Jack Benny and Jimmy Stewart (1/9/49)

• Jack Benny and Phil Harris "WTF" (2/11/51)

• Joe Kearns and Will Wright as IRS agents at Jack's home (4/8/51)

• Joe Kearns and Will Wright as IRS agents visit Professor LeBlanc (3/16/52)

• Joe Kearns as IRS agent calling Jack and visiting Colmans (4/15/51)