IJBFC Chat - June 15, 2008
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[yhtapmys]
I didn't hear the whole show; I just got to that part.
[KayLhota]
and Florence Halop sang "Heartaches
[Brad
from Georgia] Hail, LL!
[Laura
Leff] Hey folks!
User
ed kienzler has logged out.
[KayLhota]
oops we lost Ed
[Steve
^shimp^] Hiya Laura
[KayLhota]
Hi Laura
[Brad
from Georgia] Gee, what does ed hae against Laura?
[Laura
Leff] All regulars, I see...
User
ed kienzler has entered this room.
[KayLhota]
hi back Ed
[Brad
from Georgia] He's ba-ack!
[Laura
Leff] Ed don't like me.
[Steve
^shimp^] As regular as Sal Hepatica can make me.
[ed
kienzler] it a hat thing!!!
[yhtapmys]
Wrong show.
[KayLhota]
funny, Steve
[Laura
Leff] So how's everyone doing tonight?
[KayLhota]
fine thanks, Laura
[yhtapmys]
OK.
[Brad
from Georgia] Jack Paar's first TV show was titled "Up to Paar."
He claims it failed because no matter how good it was, reviewers would write,
"It isn't."
[Steve
^shimp^] Well! (say that in a Jack voice)
[Laura
Leff] You've all heard the show with Jack and Fred Allen that sort of
"introduced" Paar, right?
[Brad
from Georgia] Doing well, Laura. I've had an embarrassment of Jack
Benny gifts these last two weeks--our 39th anniversary and Father's Day.
[yhtapmys]
Yeah, Laura.
[KayLhota]
yes, I have heard it
[Brad
from Georgia] I have.
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Mazel tov!
[Brad
from Georgia] Gracias!
[ed
kienzler] Gracie!!!
[Laura
Leff] I was struck by how much the Paar show *felt* like a Fred Allen
show
[Brad
from Georgia] Say goodnight.
[Laura
Leff] Sans Alley
[Laura
Leff] goodnight
[ed
kienzler] goodnight chet
[Laura
Leff] goodnight John Boy
[Laura
Leff] Get off the commode
[ed
kienzler] goodnight david
[KayLhota]
the Jack Paar show has a lot of little sketches
[Brad
from Georgia] In his autobiography, Paar said that Allen "was
his god." In fact, he said that to Fred, who responded, "Poor lad.
Five hundred churches in Manhattan, and you're an athiest."
[Laura
Leff] Oh man, that's GOOD!
[yhtapmys]
And he's got Hans Conried and Elvia Allman.
[Brad
from Georgia] Just re-read the relevant portions of the autobiog.
[Laura
Leff] It certainly shows that Paar's god was Fred Allen. Like Johnny
Carson's was Jack.
[KayLhota]
Jack Paar seemed to like working with Hans Conried
[yhtapmys]
Jack Carson?
[Laura
Leff] It sounds like he's doing a mild imitation of him.
[Laura
Leff] Paar imitating Allen
[Brad
from Georgia] Though Paar seriously alienated Allen and later on
tended to denigrate him a bit--Allen's comedy was "hopelessly
old-fashioned," "too rooted in vaudeville," "old hat."
[yhtapmys]
I think it's simply the structure of the show, Laura.
[Laura
Leff] The inflections in the delivery and all
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Oh that's right...he said that of both Jack and Fred.
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Didn't Jack "call" him on that once?
[KayLhota]
that seems like Jack Paar said more than he should have, because I don't think
he intended to insult Fred Allen
[Laura
Leff] I'm remembering there was a story there.
[Brad
from Georgia] Yes. Odd. He says that being Jack's summer replacement
made him instantly famous before the largest radio audience in the world. Allen
later referred to Paar as "the young man who made a meteoric
disappearance."
[Laura
Leff] Kay - I thought he used Jack and Fred as his examples of
"old hat"
[Laura
Leff] I think it's in one of the biographies.
[KayLhota]
Yes, and Jack Paar shouldn't have said that.
[yhtapmys]
I wonder what that would have made Ed Wynn.
[KayLhota]
It made him sound like a big-head
[Laura
Leff] Maybe Milt Josefsberg, because he's got a chapter on Paar.
[KayLhota]
Yes, it's in there
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--he did, in an interview. Allen was offended. Paar
called Ed Wynn "an antique."
[Laura Leff] Yht - Or Eddie Cantor
[Laura
Leff] Young whipper snapper
[yhtapmys]
What'd he want Cantor to do .. walk off his own show in a huff?
[yhtapmys]
[KayLhota]
Good one, Yip
[Steve
^shimp^] Heheheh.
[Laura
Leff] Cantor needs to do more bathroom humor.
[Laura
Leff] We were just in Europe...they still say "WC" there.
[Laura
Leff] So what did you think of the show itself?
[Brad
from Georgia] Paar said he always tried to make Jack laugh, without
success. Then once Paar, called on to MC a gathering of the Radio Writer's
Association, ad-libbed a lot and got a lot of laughs. Jack didn't laugh, but
praised him and said, "You know, I'd never try
[Steve
^shimp^] How was the UK IJBFC meeting!??
[yhtapmys]
I suppose Mr. Paar felt any humour that wasn't disenchanted cynicism was old
fashioned.
[Brad
from Georgia] that with a group like this." Paar said,
"Well, I don't know any better," and Jack cracked up.
[Laura
Leff] Steve - Oh it was fantastic!
[Steve
^shimp^] Great! Good turnout?
[Laura
Leff] Steve - Yes...we had about 9 people. Mostly people in the
industry...comedy writers and performers.
[Steve
^shimp^] Wow, anyone we'd know?
[yhtapmys]
Laura, were u there?
[Laura
Leff] Someone said we were "comedy nerds"
[Laura
Leff] Yht - Yup.
[Brad
from Georgia] Vas you dere, Sharley?
[yhtapmys]
!
[Laura
Leff] Steve - Probably not, unless you'd heard specific tribute
shows.
[yhtapmys]
I hopr it was a nice trip.
[Brad
from Georgia] The CIA refers to them as COMNERDS
[Laura
Leff] Like the writer behind "Funny That Way" was there
[Laura
Leff] And a guy who'd done a Marx Brothers tribute
[Steve
^shimp^] Interesting!
[Laura
Leff] We'll have video clips on the site eventually with everyone
telling their own stories.
[Brad
from Georgia] Great!
[Laura
Leff] David Benson, who does a one-man Noel Coward show.
[ed
kienzler] wow!!
[Laura
Leff] And a sword swallower Betty Boop look-alike.
[Brad
from Georgia] What does Benson do, come out on stage and be dry for
an hour?
[Steve
^shimp^] Wait wait. Back up to da Boop! What?
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Dunno...haven't seen the show!
[yhtapmys]
Brad, I hear he's mad about the boy, though.
[Laura
Leff] Steve - She sat across from me in the tube, and we didn't even
know we were going to the same place.
[Brad
from Georgia] 'Cause he goes out in the noonday sun.
[Steve
^shimp^] With swords sticking out of her larynx?
[KayLhota]
eek
[Brad
from Georgia] Bet she made some cutting remarks.
[Laura
Leff] Steve - Well, she wasn't swallowing them then, too busy eating
dinner.
[Laura
Leff] Brad -
[ed
kienzler] oh brad
[Steve
^shimp^] Shishkebab?
[Laura
Leff] Swordfish
[Brad
from Georgia] Say, I'd walk a mile for a calomel.
[Laura
Leff] A lot of fun telling stories like Chico Marx and Tallulah
Bankhead
[ed
kienzler] BRAD!!!
[Brad
from Georgia] Oooohh..a NAUGHTY party.
[Laura
Leff] Yes, we worked slightly blue. But not a lot.
[KayLhota]
I'm sure that was fine
[Laura
Leff] We got surprisingly noisy for our small group...just everyone
excited and talking.
[Brad
from Georgia] Oh, Eddie Carroll called to congratulate Barb and me on
our 39th anniversary (she put him up to it) and told a hilarious story about the
SPERDVAC recreation of the "Treasure of Sierra Madre" Benny show.
[KayLhota]
My husband has been trying to get on the chat for over 20 minutes, but his
computer is that slow
[Steve
^shimp^] Then did you all go get locked in the Tower of London
overnight and hallucinate?
[Laura
Leff] They're probably going to make it a regular gathering since
everyone enjoyed it so much.
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Is it about the music?
[Brad
from Georgia] LL-Yep!
User
FrankLhota has entered this room.
[Laura
Leff] Kay - Mine used to be like that too.
[KayLhota]
yay Frank
[Laura
Leff] There he is! Welcome, Frank!
[Brad
from Georgia] Hi, Frank!
[Steve
^shimp^] Hi Frank
[ed
kienzler] hi ya frank!!
[yhtapmys]
He'll respond in 20 minutes.
[Laura
Leff] Steve - We did walk by the Tower of London, and I commented on
it.
[KayLhota]
could be, Yip
[Laura
Leff] Brad - You should tell that story.
[Steve
^shimp^] The crown jewels aren't in the same place that Jack got
locked in anymore. I think they moved them because of him!
[yhtapmys]
Pls Brad.
[Brad
from Georgia] Well, before the Benny recreation began, they became
very aware that next door a Mexican wedding was in progress.....
[yhtapmys]
Si
[Brad
from Georgia] Mucho loud salsa music, Mariachi band, the whole nuevo
yards....
[FrankLhota]
ight.
[ed
kienzler] SY!!!
[Brad
from Georgia] Carolyn persuaded someone to go next door and ask them
to be quiet for the next forty minutes or so, and they complied....
[Laura
Leff] Carolyn actually did it herself.
[FrankLhota]
Sorry, my laptop got really slow after I installed XP SP3.
[Brad
from Georgia] Then in the show, Jack as "Humphrey Bogart"
enters a cantina, and the background was mariachi music....
[Laura
Leff] Frank - I know how it is.
[FrankLhota]
I think MS/WIN may be more fatal than LS/SFT
[Brad
from Georgia] And Eddie departed from the script: "Gee, this
sounds ALMOST as loud as the party next door....."
[Laura
Leff] Frank - Good one
[Brad
from Georgia] He said he got a rousing round of cheers and applause!
[KayLhota]
Great line, Brad
[Laura
Leff] Pass the guacamole...
User
Mike Amo has entered this room.
[Laura
Leff] Hi Mike!
[KayLhota]
Hi Mike
[Steve
^shimp^] Hi Mike!
[yhtapmys]
Hlo Mike
[ed
kienzler] mike hi
[Laura
Leff] How's DC?
[FrankLhota]
Hi Mike.
[Brad
from Georgia] Eddie was so sweet to call us. I found a little
thank-you present for him (don't tell him): a vinyl album of the Lettermen, on
which is a song that Eddie wrote, "How Is Julie?"
[Mike
Amo] Hi kids...great to be back
[Laura
Leff] Guacamole Jell-O
[ed
kienzler] yuck
[Brad
from Georgia] Hello, Mike!
[Steve
^shimp^] Fajita Jell-O
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Has he told you the whole story about that?
[ed
kienzler] 2x yuck
[Mike
Amo] All calm here...I need to be 190 miles southwest to take care of
mom'
[Steve
^shimp^] Refried Jell-O
[Mike
Amo] s place...she passed away 3 weeks ago
[ed
kienzler] delicious
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--I have heard some about it, probably not the whole
story. I know that Chuck McCann kept missing his cue!
[Mike
Amo] Interesting place for the hiccup
[Steve
^shimp^] Sorry to hear Mike, my sympathies.
[Mike
Amo] ty
[Laura
Leff] Mike - I was going to say...I thought that you'd sent an E-mail
on that...
[yhtapmys]
Sorry, Mike.
[Brad
from Georgia] Condolences, Mike.
[ed
kienzler] sorry mike...
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Suffice it to say, thereby hangs a very long tale.
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--I know a little of SPERDVAC's problems. I'm a
member, for one.
[Laura
Leff] Mike - Sorry I was in the UK when your E-mail came in. My
condolences as well.
[Mike
Amo] So what have I missed? Was Eddie on the Jack Paar show?
[Brad
from Georgia] No, but Jack was.
[Laura
Leff] Brad - No, I mean that story of "How Is Julie"
[Mike
Amo] Sorry I couldn't be in L.A. for that
[Laura
Leff] Mike - No, Brad was just telling a story about Eddie at
SPERDVAC.
[Brad
from Georgia] Oh, not the whole story...I knew he had written it,
though, and we actually had an old vinyl LP with a sticker on the front
promoting that particular song.
[KayLhota]
yes, tell more
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Yep. Get him to tell you the WHOLE story some time.
Something out of a dime novel.
[Laura
Leff] So what did you think of the show, Mike?
[Brad
from Georgia] The Lettermen used to be one of my wife's favorite pop
groups. LL--I do know he had to share credit!
[KayLhota]
"Heartaches"
[Steve
^shimp^] Who played the midget sisters? Was that Sara Berner?
[KayLhota]
Florence Halop
[Laura
Leff] Brad - I interviewed Tony Butala after his birthday party at
about 3AM by a hotel pool in Fort Wayne...
[Mike
Amo] It was cornier than I'd expected from Jack Paar, but JB's part
was pretty good
[Steve
^shimp^] Wow, the one who was on Night Court?
[yhtapmys]
Yeah, it sounds like Florence
[Laura
Leff] Steve - It sure sounds like it, doesn't it?
[FrankLhota]
-amonga
[KayLhota]
Yes, she was Billy Halop's sister. Remember he was one of the Dead End Kids?
[Laura
Leff] I thought that was Selma Diamond.
[ed
kienzler] from night court...
[Steve
^shimp^] Florence Halop replaced Selma Diamond on Night Court.
[Steve
^shimp^] Then she died of cancer as well!
[Laura
Leff] She's buried at Hillside Cemetary, BTW
[KayLhota]
She was a semi-regular on Jack Paar's show
[Mike
Amo] I was surprised to hear Hy Averbach as the announcer
[KayLhota]
So was Hans Conried
[Laura
Leff] Ah...learned something new.
[Brad
from Georgia] I didn't think the writing on Paar's show was all that
good. And Paar certainly didn't give Jack any real competition on the "Wait
a minute...Wait a minute!" gag. Paar sounded like a twelve-year-old whose
voice was changing...back.
[Laura
Leff] Yeah, I thought he was a baby cracker.
[Mike
Amo] lol, he was having a time...I think JB liked that
[Laura
Leff] The "oh, it was under your toupee" was a lousy
closing gag.
[Steve
^shimp^] Agreed
[Laura
Leff] Sounded like they couldn't think of anything better and ran out
of time.
[Steve
^shimp^] I kept thinking they must have had staff wandering around
with "don't applaud" cue cards for the audience
[Brad
from Georgia] Jack thought Paar was hilarious, but according to Paar,
Jack never actually laughed at him. He listened stone-faced to Paar's audition
disk, nodded and said, "That's funny," and gave him the summer spot.
[Laura
Leff] Steve - Yeah, I was thinking of Paar making the "shhh!"
sign to the audience.
[KayLhota]
Well, Jack was in his comedy editor mode
[Mike
Amo] Actually, Jack reading his own lines only from the show was
pretty good
[Brad
from Georgia] Johnny Carson said one "That's funny, kid,"
from Jack was to him like winning the Nobel Prize.
[Laura
Leff] When you really know comedy, you can anticipate what's coming
and what others will laugh at.
[Laura
Leff] Mike - Ah, that was my favorite part.
[Brad
from Georgia] Mike--I agree! That was a funny bit.
[yhtapmys]
Laura, I thought there were some clever ideas on the show, but Paar just doesn't
sound right for some reason.
[Brad
from Georgia] Paar just never seemed to have any warmth to me.
[Laura
Leff] Speaking candidly, the show didn't hold my interest until Jack
came on.
[Laura
Leff] I kept getting distracted by E-mail or whatever and not
listening.
[Mike
Amo] Did Paar use writers for his TV show? I always figured he was
most comfortable just doing his own schtick
[yhtapmys]
Mike, he'd have to.
[KayLhota]
yes he used writers
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--Agreed. I thought the Englishman joke--"Mother
is dead, but the drain is open again"--was unfunny.
[Laura
Leff] Mike - I don't think you can do a show without some writers.
Even Fred Allen had them.
[Mike
Amo] lol, LL, I was multitasking when I was listening too
[ed
kienzler] allen did not always use them
[KayLhota]
I've heard the show a number of times before
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Yeah, I didn't listen to most of that whole thing. Just
didn't feel worth it.
[FrankLhota]
I remember Mort Sahl once said he didn't like performing for show business
people, because instead of laughing at jokes, they just point and say
"that's funny!"
[Brad
from Georgia] Mike--Paar used writers. In his book he complains that
the (network-hired) head writer for his summer replacement show was paid a
hundred bucks a week more than he was.
[Mike
Amo] On tha radio, the writers were obvious...I remember him just
kind of being on a roll when he was on TV
[Laura
Leff] Frank - Yeah. I have to plead guilty to that as well. But I've
learned how to laugh when it's expected of me.
[FrankLhota]
I believe Parr used writers on TV as well.
[KayLhota]
I've listened to all of the available Jack Paar radio shows, and some of the
sketches are funny while a few fall flad
[KayLhota]
flat
[Brad
from Georgia] Paar claims he later lost his regular network radio
show because he not only refused to read ad copy (for Revlon lipstick) but
called the head of the company to tell him he thought lipstick was a lousy idea.
[KayLhota]
I give them points for trying
[Laura
Leff] I was listening to this and saying, "Oh, they're going to
do this-and-that," "Ah, yes, this is a good gag," etc.
[Brad
from Georgia] The tree surgeon bit went on two minutes too long.
[KayLhota]
The first time I heard Hans Conried as a German Professor being interviewed by
Jack Paar
[Brad
from Georgia] The inevitable Hans!
[KayLhota]
I thought, "He sounds just like Sid Caesar!"
[Mike
Amo] He was more spontaneous on TV; it was mostly flat on radio...I
feel for him if that was the average week
[ed
kienzler] he played that well on my friend irma
[Laura
Leff] Did Paar ever play a character on any show? I should know
that...
[Brad
from Georgia] I just recently listened to a Lux Radio Theatre version
of "Wizard of Oz," in which Conried was the Scarecrow.
[KayLhota]
oh yes
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Oh that's got to be good
[ed
kienzler] i have that show and it is good
[KayLhota]
Laura, I don't recall Jack Paar as a character
[Brad
from Georgia] Paar's TV show did rescue Cliff Arquette from obscurity
and launched the national career of Charley Weaver.
[ed
kienzler] as did hollywood squares
[Laura
Leff] Why am I thinking Charley Weaver was on Dennis Day's TV
show...I haven't even watched the whole thing.
[Brad
from Georgia] I'm not sure Paar would ever be convincing as a
character
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Yeah, that's why I ask. Just wondering if anyone ever
envisioned him as something, and if so, what.
[Laura
Leff] Other than something unkind.
[Brad
from Georgia] Charley was on a show with Dennis Day, a fix-it shop
premise. It didn't last long, and Arquette retired. Paar wondered on the air
once "Whatever happened to Cliff Arquette?"
[Brad
from Georgia] Arquette resurrected the Charley Weaver character and
became a regular on the Paar show.
[Laura
Leff] Brad - OK, I must have seen him on some excerpt of it.
[Mike
Amo] Didn't Mel Blanc have a fix-it shop show?
[Laura
Leff] Launching a million-dollar industry of mechanized bartenders.
[Brad
from Georgia] Yes, not very good!
[ed
kienzler] yes
[KayLhota]
Yes, Mel Blanc's shbow
[yhtapmys]
A lame one.
[Laura
Leff] Mike - Yup, on radio.
[FrankLhota]
Yep: the Mel Blanc Show.
[Mike
Amo] lol, they should have learned
[KayLhota]
for CBS
[Steve
^shimp^] If it ain't broke, don't fix-it.
[yhtapmys]
Si
[ed
kienzler] right
[Brad
from Georgia] Pity, because Mel was so talented, but it was just
badly constructed.
[Laura
Leff] So what format would have worked for Mel?
[KayLhota]
it was a premise that didn't work well
[KayLhota]
Sketch comedy, Laura
[Steve
^shimp^] Looney tunes. The Jack Benny program... etc.!
[yhtapmys]
Variety maybe Laura.
[Brad
from Georgia] Jack Benny remarked of Paar's summer shows that they
were funny, but not well formatted. He thought the skits and songs didn't
balance very well.
[ed
kienzler] bugs bunny
[KayLhota]
doing variations of the same jokes got tiring
[FrankLhota]
I thought the writing was weak.
[yhtapmys]
I'm not a big fan of most radio sitcoms anyway.
[Laura
Leff] The midget sisters reminded me of the Chicken Sisters.
[Steve
^shimp^] definitely.
[Laura
Leff] Or the whole thing like so many of Jack's "talent
show" bits.
[Brad
from Georgia] Yht--I agree. I think Jack Benny's shows were not as
funny as they veered more toward sitcom territory.
[yhtapmys]
Brad, part of the problem is Paar. He doesn't tie them together well.
[KayLhota]
abbadabba abbadabba
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Really? Say more.
[Mike
Amo]
[Laura
Leff] Or define what you mean by "sitcom".
[Laura
Leff] Because seems like those are the shows that most people like
best.
[Steve
^shimp^] I actually prefer the more "sitcom" Benny shows
for sure.
[Steve
^shimp^] (as opposed to ones with good chunks devoted to sketches,
for example)
[Laura
Leff] Oops...put Brad on the hot seat.
[Brad
from Georgia] Oh, I don't know...the shows where the entire half hour
is "Jack at Home" don't always seem as spontaneous or joyful as some
of the freewheeling shows. I love the adlibs and bloopers!
[Brad
from Georgia] I make an exception for the Yosemite shows@
[yhtapmys]
Brad, the pacing slows down, too.
[Mike
Amo] I agree, Brad
[Laura
Leff] Brad - OK, gotcha. I'm the same way.
[Laura
Leff] That's why I like the late 30s shows.
[FrankLhota]
Jack Benny veered between sitcom and sketch comedy.
[yhtapmys]
The sketch shows in the 30s seem to move faster.
[Laura
Leff] Frank - Sometimes even week to week.
[ed
kienzler] i did not like the benny tv shows as a sitcom
[Brad
from Georgia] I really love those end-of-the-season shows. "All
I ask is ONE rehearsal! That's ALL I ask!"
[KayLhota]
Funny Brad
[Laura
Leff] Interesting...I think some of the sitcom ones on TV are better
than the sketches.
[yhtapmys]
But the characters seem fuller in the sitcommy ones; maybe it's because they're
character driver.
[yhtapmys]
driven.
[Laura
Leff] Jack trying to get Ginger Rogers on the show. I think it's one
of the best.
[yhtapmys]
Laura, aren't most of the TV sitcom ones really remounted versions of radio
shows?
[Laura
Leff] And then standing in for Fred Astaire.
[Brad
from Georgia] There's one where (I think) Rochester gets completely
balled up in a sentence...three times! Jack finally reads it with him, then
says, "ONE rehearsal! I only ask for ONE rehearsal!"
[Laura
Leff] Yht - Not necessarily. The one I just mentioned wasn't.
[Laura
Leff] Some of them were, though.
[Laura
Leff] The one that starts with Jack in a steam cabinet is.
[Steve
^shimp^] The Ginger Rogers one was funny. Maybe he should've taken a
loyalty oath and bribed her mother...
[Laura
Leff] Or "How Jack Met Mary" or "How Jack Met
Don".
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--Now that one has funny lines. "Uh-oh! I'm
gonna have to dunk the boss in like a tea bag!"
[ed
kienzler] but did the sitcoms use the same concept..some one trying
to get someone to go on their movie??
[Laura
Leff] I also like the one with Edgar Bergen. That has to be done on
TV.
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--yes, I'd say the sitcommy ones work much better on
TV than on radio.
[Laura
Leff] Ed - Well, yes, you could say that. But considering the premise
is that they're putting on a show, it's hard to come up with something
completely new.
[ed
kienzler] true...
[Laura
Leff] Or the one where Isaac Stern hides in the closet.
[FrankLhota]
I always thought that "It's Garry Shandling's Show" was modeled after
"Jack Benny" in the way it blended sitcom and sketches.
[Steve
^shimp^] I dunno - The Colmans episodes are very sit-commy, and they
are some of the all-time best radio.
[Laura
Leff] I think that's great.
[Brad
from Georgia] Appropos of nothing, my wife gave me a CD of Phil
Harris songs for Father's Day Kinda unnerving listening to Phil warble "The
Old Rugged Cross"!
[Laura
Leff] Steve - And were redone on TV with the Jimmy Stewarts.
[Steve
^shimp^] Garry Shandling got compared to George Burns a lot with that
show, IIRC
[Mike
Amo] While mom was in decline the last several months, I'd run loads
of Jack TV shows for her...I ran the Beavers trip to the circus and then Ed
Sullivan vs. Jack in court 5 weeks before she passed
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Oh, that could be good, though.
[Mike
Amo] I thought, uh oh, what if she asks for more again...I'd run out
[Laura
Leff] Mike - Video library. But oh well...
[yhtapmys]
That's cool, MIke.
[Mike
Amo] Was going to see if more were out on the more obscure DVDs I
looked at online, but didn't have to
[Brad
from Georgia] I hope they brought a smile to her face, Mike.
[Mike
Amo] We both loved the Sullivan one
[Laura
Leff] And a still from it was our cover photo in April!
[Laura
Leff] More publicity shot than still.
[Mike
Amo] I think her favorite was with Linkletter...after Art interviewed
a group of kids, another group of kids came on...Jack and his gang
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--I haven't received my copy! I know Barbara renewed
for me via PayPal!
[Mike
Amo] I know, LL...I was surprised to see that
[Laura
Leff] So while we're on this subject, what makes the Tarzan skit work
so well?
[ed
kienzler] art is great radio and tv...
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Are you E-mail or regular mail?
[Brad
from Georgia] Regular mail, LL.
[Mike
Amo] That reminds me, LL, the one I haven't found on DVD is with
Carol Burnett
[Laura
Leff] BRB...let me check my list.
[yhtapmys]
You lost me, Laura. Which Tarzan skit?
[ed
kienzler] harvey korman RIP
[Laura
Leff] Mike - Tarzan or Riverboat Gambler?
[Brad
from Georgia] I think the Tarzan skit works because Tarzan is a
character who, if he were a baseball player, could stand at the plate all day
and not be called out. Tarzan strikes forever.
[Steve
^shimp^] Jack and Carol Burnett did a Tarzan skit on TV
[FrankLhota]
I use E-mail, unless I need to do it fast.
[Mike
Amo] Tarzan...didn't know of the other
[Laura
Leff] Yht - The Tarzan skit on TV with Carol Burnett. It's the
essence of sketch comedy.
[yhtapmys]
OK.
[yhtapmys]
I don't think I've seen it in ages.
[yhtapmys]
I thought it was on YouTube.
[FrankLhota]
The sitcom version of Tarzan became "George of the Jungle"
[Brad
from Georgia] Jack seriously cut his hand in taking a fall in that
skit. It was bleeding, but he curled his hand and clamped down on the cut and
did the rest of the skit. What a trouper.
[Laura
Leff] Mike - It's in the video library. It was one of the first I
converted.
User
yhtapmys has logged out.
User
yhtapmys has entered this room.
[KayLhota]
oops
[ed
kienzler] hi again
[KayLhota]
are you back Yip?
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--so Tarzan's circumsized now?
[Mike
Amo] lol, I thought I'd logged out!
[FrankLhota]
Hello, again
[yhtapmys]
Oh, *that's* what that does!
[KayLhota]
oops
[Brad
from Georgia] Oh, wait, wrong kind of converting.
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Drop me an E-mail about it. You're not on my
distribution list, so I need to check my ledger.
[FrankLhota]
You mean the button marked "Trap Door"?
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--Will do.
[KayLhota]
good one Frank
[yhtapmys]
It's not marked anything, Frank. I just wondered what it was
[Laura
Leff] Yeah, don't hit the door icon.
[Mike
Amo] I could have used the library, but haven't yet...lol, and mom
wouldn't have liked watching on a computer...recliner and TV always better
[Laura
Leff] Well, the DVDs play in any standard DVD player. But anyway.
[FrankLhota]
When will Netflicks carry radio shows?
[Laura
Leff] Frank - That's a good question.
[Mike
Amo] <---not geek enough, but you can rig your computer to run
video to your TV
[Brad
from Georgia] I tried to record "George Washington Slept
Here" off TNT Friday, but we're keeping our son and daughter-in-law's Jack
Russell Terrorists, and one of them chewed on the remote and ruined the
recording.
[Laura
Leff] I talked with Radio Spirits this afternoon and we were talking
about possible marketing outlets.
[KayLhota]
I forgot it was on, but I have George Washington Slept Here on a video tape
[FrankLhota]
The networks are already suffering from competition from YouTube.
[Laura
Leff] And it's also in the video library.
[Laura
Leff] Our British friends asked why US TV has so many commercials.
[KayLhota]
I copied my video tape of Buck Benny Rides Again onto a DVD
[Laura
Leff] Anything else on Jack Paar, or is that topic closed?
[Brad
from Georgia] LL-Did you tell them it's because they're more
entertaining than the shows?
[Mike
Amo] By the way, hope y'all have been doing well! It may have been 3
or 4 months since I've been able to be on here. And root for Faith Prince on the
Tony Awards coming up...I've known her since high school and she's up for a big
one again
[KayLhota]
Some of the Jack Paar shows have some well done sketches
[Laura
Leff] Brad - No...maybe you get better commercials than I do. Then
again, I watch DVDs mostly (Upstairs Downstairs at the moment).
[Mike
Amo] LL-did you tell them that it's one of the few things we don't
pay a tax to support...yet
[ed
kienzler] good luck to her mike
[yhtapmys]
I don't know what else there is to say about it, Laura. Paar just doesn't seem
to tie the show together.
[Laura
Leff] Mike - Hey, that's a good answer.
[Brad
from Georgia] I don't know...I couldn't warm to Jack Paar. Odd,
because his affect is similar to Dick Cavett, but Cavett seemed more human to
me.
[yhtapmys]
He's just a boring straight man.
[Laura
Leff] Especially to a country where you need a television license.
[Mike
Amo] I think it's 100 GBP at TV, can't rmember what I'd heard
[FrankLhota]
Two of the long time Tonight Show hosts were big Jack Benny fans: Jack Parr and
Johnie Carson.
[yhtapmys]
Even Hans Conried sounds subdued.
[Laura
Leff] Not Steve allen?
[KayLhota]
He does louder comedy in other Jack Paar episodes, Yip
[Brad
from Georgia] Paar despised Steve Allen, btw. Accused him of stealing
everything from Paar's shows.
[Laura
Leff] Really?
[Laura
Leff] Interesting.
[yhtapmys]
Did Paar like anyone?
[Laura
Leff] Did anyone like Paar?
[KayLhota]
Hans Conried plays the Fairy Godfather in Jack Paar's Cinderfella sketch
[KayLhota]
I liked Jack Paar, Laura. Not loved, but like.
[yhtapmys]
Kay, then Paar accused Jerry Lewis of stealing it
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--Yep. In his autobiography, he says essentially
"Steve Allen tirelessly promotes Steve Allen. He's become famous for that
because he can't actually do anything."
[Laura
Leff] Egos away!
[KayLhota]
yes, it sounds that way
[yhtapmys]
Well, he's probably right about the first half.
[Laura
Leff] I'm sure Allen could have said the same of Paar.
[ed
kienzler] i was going to say
[Laura
Leff] Just curious...what was Paar's marital status?
[KayLhota]
and to be fair, Yip-- Jack Paar did the Cinderfella sketch in 1947
[Brad
from Georgia] He then says Allen took a bit (thinking up funny titles
for celebrity books--"Two Things About Me" by Marilyn Monroe) from
Paar's afternoon show. Paar told him to stop, Allen told him to kiss off.
[KayLhota]
and Doris Singleton, the Princess ended up with the Fairy Godfather
[Laura
Leff] Really? Doris Singleton married Hans Conreid?
[Laura
Leff] Or was that just the sketch storyline...
[KayLhota]
nope-- the sketch
[Laura
Leff] OIC
[FrankLhota]
The theft charge is easy to make. Give two comics enough time, and one of them
is bound to invent something similar to some bit done by the other.
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Well, that's understandable. You can't copyright a whole
genre like "funny book titles"
[KayLhota]
to my knowledge though, Jack Paar sounded like he had a stable marriage, and one
daughter, Randy.
[Brad
from Georgia] Yes, he did. He met his wife to be on July 3 and they
became engaged on July 4.
[Laura
Leff] Kay - Interesting. You'd think with someone with such a
virulent ego that he'd be like Groucho.
[yhtapmys]
What? Paar ordered sea bass?
[Laura
Leff] Ed - Were you going to say something?
[KayLhota]
Funny one, Yip
[Laura
Leff] Hey, I had the sea bass at the UK IJBFC gathering...
[KayLhota]
If you can't Sea Bass
[ed
kienzler] no just listening...
[yhtapmys]
I've got to re-read that George Burns book with the sea bass story.
[ed
kienzler] i was saying that to emphazizie
[ed
kienzler] sic
[Brad
from Georgia] I recommend the Philadelphia Fish & Company if
you're ever there and hungry. They have an exellent sea bass dish.
[Laura
Leff] I'm just envisioning Hudson the Butler from Upstairs,
Downstairs delivering the punch line to the sea bass story.
[KayLhota]
Laura, I got the impression that Jack Paar may have tempered that ego with some
decent behavior
[yhtapmys]
Laura, do you anyone could have pulled off the material better on the Paar show
under discussion?
[KayLhota]
I have a DVD with a documentary, and he came across as somewhat balanced
[Laura
Leff] Kay - Good to know. It's unfortunate when talented people drive
everyone away with the ego.
[FrankLhota]
When they made "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade", were they ripping
off "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"?
[Laura
Leff] Exhibit A: Keefe Brasselle
[Laura
Leff] Oh sorry, I did say *talented* people, didn't I...oh well...
[KayLhota]
wow, Laura! Good!
[Laura
Leff] (OK, that was harsh...)
[KayLhota]
but, I'm laughing
[Brad
from Georgia] Frank--The English don't take our movies. Just our
lend-lease popcorn.
[KayLhota]
Good one, Brad
[ed
kienzler] with salt?
[yhtapmys]
Where have I heard that one???
[yhtapmys]
[Laura
Leff] Actually, the English take plenty of our movies. Everyone was
mad about "Sex and the City" while I was there.
[Laura
Leff] Women in Ireland were protesting for their right to see
it...don't know why it wasn't playing there yet.
[Laura
Leff] Go figure.
[yhtapmys]
Zzzz
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--back in 2000 it was "Friends." Everywhere
we went, people were discussing "Friends."
[Laura
Leff] Another show I've never watched and never wanted to...
[Laura
Leff] But anyhow, back to Jack.
[FrankLhota]
Ireland has a prohibition on foreign chick flicks?
[Laura
Leff] Frank - Sounds like a good place to be, huh?
[Brad
from Georgia] Up in Philadelphia last weekend, the ladies at the
table near us in the Art Museum cafeteria were breathlessly discussing the
"Sex and the City" movie and wondering where they could buy gladiator
sandals.
[Brad
from Georgia] I thought of suggesting Rome.
[KayLhota]
good one, Frank. But I'm guessing that it will play there, after it goes to
other places first
[yhtapmys]
Brad *meow*
[Laura
Leff] It's ruined the British shoe market. I used to be able to get
good, well-made, stylish and comfortable shoes there for a good price.
[FrankLhota]
Sound test *bark*
[Laura
Leff] No more. All 4-inch heels, etc.
[ed
kienzler] sex and the city is hollywood running out of movie ideas
[Laura
Leff] Ed - Unfortunately, they ran out of movie ideas a while ago.
[KayLhota]
boy, you said it, Ed
[Laura
Leff] Get Smart
[FrankLhota]
Batman sound test *pow*
[Laura
Leff] The Flintstones
[Laura
Leff] The Honeymooners
[yhtapmys]
Beverly Hillbillies
[Laura
Leff] Bad News Bears remake
[KayLhota]
Leave it to Beaver
[yhtapmys]
Dukes of Hazzard
[Laura
Leff] can't go on...too depressing.
[Brad
from Georgia] And there will be sequels: "More Sex in the
City." "Sex in More Cities." "Unnatural Sex in the
City." "Batman Has Sex in the City."
[yhtapmys]
Miami Vice
[Laura
Leff] Hollywood won't invest in anything they don't see as a sure
thing to make money
[ed
kienzler] get smart without don adams? cant really be done...
[KayLhota]
I expect Get Smart will tank fast
[yhtapmys]
Brad.. don't forget the animated Shreks in the City.
[FrankLhota]
That leaves only one more film to do: "My Mother the Car"
[ed
kienzler] $1 video club
[Laura
Leff] I'd love it if it gets people to watch the original.
[KayLhota]
like "The Wild Wild West, Sgt Bilko and McHale's Navy remakes
[Laura
Leff] Mr. Ed
[FrankLhota]
The original "Get Smart" is doing very well on DVD.
[ed
kienzler] good idea LL
[Brad
from Georgia] Next year M. Night Shyamalan is directing "Test
Pattern." It has a surprise ending (the Indian turns around).
[Laura
Leff] Brad -
[Laura
Leff] Frank - That's heartening.
[Laura
Leff] Maybe they'll make "The People's Choice" into a
movie. Talking dog and all, y'know.
[KayLhota]
I'm laughing that that, Laura
[KayLhota]
oh, that's funny
[ed
kienzler] how about people's court?
[Brad
from Georgia] I haven't seen the "Sex in the City" movie,
but my daughter told me this evening she thought I might like the sushi scene.
[Laura
Leff] Love a crowd where you can do references to Keefe Brasselle and
obscure TV shows and people get it.
[Laura
Leff] Comnerds we.
[KayLhota]
Indeed, we are, Laura.
[Laura
Leff] Ed - Wasn't that My Cousin Vinny?
[ed
kienzler] no life we have
[FrankLhota]
What about the infomercial with the guy cutting his kid's hair with a vacuum
cleaner?
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--I loved Cleo, the talking basset hound. For a while
I wanted to buy a basset hound. And marry it.
[Brad
from Georgia] I got better.
[Laura
Leff] Frank - Huh?
[yhtapmys]
I'm glad you have the CanniBallS to say that, Laura.
[KayLhota]
Brad, good one
[Brad
from Georgia] "My Cousin Vinny" was partly filmed in my
home town.
[KayLhota]
Dying here, Yip!
[KayLhota]
oh, I liked "My Cousin Vinny."
[Laura
Leff] Yht - Yeah. I'm reading a book now that's supposed to be comedy
but inspiring me to write snarky comments in the margin.
[yhtapmys]
Heh heh
[Brad
from Georgia] LL-
[Laura
Leff] Based on my CanniBalS experience, I know if I put it down, I'll
never pick it up again.
[Brad
from Georgia] what's the book?
[FrankLhota]
It was an ad for a device you attach to a vacuum to cut hair. I think Ron
Popelle invented it.
[Laura
Leff] So I'm reading it and doing my pennance.
[Laura
Leff] Doctor Whom
[Laura
Leff] That's the book.
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--I could never get through the C-B-S either.
[yhtapmys]
It's missing a preposition.
[Laura
Leff] Frank - There's got to be a joke in there
[ed
kienzler] doctor who i have a audio tape of that
[KayLhota]
Keefe Brazzelle wrote the book to get back at James Aubrey
[KayLhota]
I've never read it.
[Brad
from Georgia] This girl was named Olive. But her English teacher
called her "Of." He was making her a preposition.
[KayLhota]
ouch
[Laura
Leff] Brad - All the characters are so patently offensive and
dislikeable that you end up saying, "I've only got 80 years on the
planet...why am I spending any of it with these schmucks?"
[KayLhota]
wow, Laura
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--I agree. I cannot like a book in which I find not a
single character to like.
[Brad
from Georgia] Have to like the people. Then I might like the book. Or
not.
[KayLhota]
that's a shame
[yhtapmys]
I've only heard of it from Metz's book on CBS.
[Laura
Leff] Or at least be something like "Curse of the Golden
Flower" that only lasts for a couple hours and then you can leave it
behind.
[Laura
Leff] I think it's missing a suppository.
[Brad
from Georgia] I know, slightly, Poppy Z. Brite, who is a very
talented horror writer, but I can't get into her books at all, alas. They're
paperbacks and too small. No, no likeable characters.
[Laura
Leff] Doctor Whom is just too over-the-top
beat-me-over-the-head-with-a-joke.
[Brad
from Georgia] British book, LL?
[Laura
Leff] I was hoping it would be like Terry Pratchett. But it's not.
It's SO not.
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Yup.
[Laura
Leff] A.R.R.R.R. Roberts, I think.
[Laura
Leff] Looks like he does parodies of different things. E.g.,
"The Sillmarillion" becomes "The Sellamillion".
[Laura
Leff] Sorry to get so far away from Jack.
[KayLhota]
I don't mind
[KayLhota]
it's been interesting
[yhtapmys]
It's Paar for the course around here.
[Brad
from Georgia] I read a very poor British parody of Harry Potter. It
was basically "Sex joke, variant on a Potter name, sex joke, smarmy
"isn't-this-cute" commentary, sex joke..." Just tiresome.
[KayLhota]
you said it
[Laura
Leff] It's an exercise in why comedy needs editing.
[Laura
Leff] No sex jokes here, although an almost-one on the name of The
Master.
[ed
kienzler] found a book-"Ginny Gordon And the broadcast
mystery"
[ed
kienzler] from 1957
[FrankLhota]
fifty one years ago.
[Brad
from Georgia] One of the lines from the Potter parody: "Severeold
Snake had named himself, but his snake wasn't severe at all, though it looked
rather old."
[ed
kienzler] yep
[Laura
Leff] "The Glass Bed" was another pennance book for me. OTR
pornography...who'da thunk it.
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Wow...that sounds like this book.
[Laura
Leff] Except the author would then keep doing variations on that for
another paragraph.
[KayLhota]
I'm still wrapping my head around what I am seeing in the chat
[Laura
Leff] Who's the author?
[yhtapmys]
The mystery was uncovering who was listening to radio in 1957.
[Laura
Leff] Who was?
[Laura
Leff] Housewives listening to soaps.
[KayLhota]
I wasn't. I was born that year.
[Brad
from Georgia] "Do what you will with me, Donald." "All
right. I'll cover you with...SIX DELICIOUS FLAVORS of Jell-O! Raspberry,
stawberry, cherry, orange, lemon, and lime!" "Yes, Donald, yes!"
[yhtapmys]
That's about it.
[KayLhota]
yeesh, Brad
[yhtapmys]
Stawberry?
[yhtapmys]
Stawberry!
[Brad
from Georgia] Chewwy, wemon, and wime!
[yhtapmys]
Just ONE rehearsal!
[Laura
Leff] Sex scene with Don Wilson...yow...not a mental image I ever
wanted to have.
[Mike
Amo] I was away getting ready for my drive south...also, checked a
book for info on all Jack Paar's shows...he only hosted, never acted
[ed
kienzler] one of the characters in the book was "Babs
Reilly"
[Laura
Leff] And now I've got it...dangit...
[Brad
from Georgia] LL-Nor did Don's wife, sadly
[Laura
Leff] Mike - Thanks for looking that up.
[ed
kienzler] chester's daughter wrong spelling
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Many of them, so it seems.
[Mike
Amo] Also had feuds during his run on the tonight show ith Ed
Sullivan and Dorothy Killgallen
[yhtapmys]
Mike, I can't picture Paar doing a character.
[ed
kienzler] i wonder
[Brad
from Georgia] If Paar were alive today...he could be a raap star.
[Mike
Amo]
[ed
kienzler] brad...
[Laura
Leff] He'd have to reverse himself.
[ed
kienzler] ouch!!!
[Laura
Leff] So any burning Benny questions out there?
User
Steve ^shimp^ has logged out.
[KayLhota]
ooops we lost steve
[Laura
Leff] Was it something I said?
[ed
kienzler] bye steve
[Brad
from Georgia] We hear that Jack was subject to bouts of depression.
How long did they last? How bad were they? And do they come in blue?
[Laura
Leff] Maybe he had to run to the WC after the image of the Jell-O sex
scene...
[FrankLhota]
Steve absent mindedly followed the green arrow.
[yhtapmys]
Is Phil there taking a shower?
[Mike
Amo] lol, my eyes! @o@
[Laura
Leff] Brad - It's hard to say exactly how long they lasted, since no
one was there with a clipboard taking notes on them. But...
[Laura
Leff] Phil's washing off the Jell-O
[FrankLhota]
Hey, at least Jelly is healthier than lucky strikes.
[Mike
Amo] wemmon!
[Laura
Leff] as best as I can tell, they varied in length from a few hours
to a few days.
[Brad
from Georgia] It's hard to picture Jack depressed. He seemed to be up
for such impulsive things--taking off to tour America, based on which way the
car was pointing....
[Laura
Leff] Jack was able to take joy in little things, as we know, so
things could pull him out of it.
[KayLhota]
so, he bounced out of those bouts fast
[KayLhota]
fluffy towels
[ed
kienzler] smells nice
[Laura
Leff] And there are stories about how he'd fire someone, and then
send them a big gift a few days later.
[Mike
Amo] I was putting reference book away and Fred Allen fell off his
Treadmill to Oblivion
[yhtapmys]
Gee, I can't picture him firing anyone.
[Brad
from Georgia] I've told about my friend who played in an orchestra
that Jack did a benefit for. He always said, "I wish I could be like Mr.
Benny, taking such joy in every little thing."
[Laura
Leff] But I think in many ways, Jack was a very lonely person.
[Brad
from Georgia] Many comedians are.
[yhtapmys]
Well, Laura, if YOU had to share a house with Mary....
[Laura
Leff] Yht - Oh yes he could. Almost fired Rochester many times.
[yhtapmys]
For being late? OK.
[KayLhota]
Rochester would run late?
[Laura
Leff] Yht - Well, there you go. After a while, he didn't really have
anyone to come home to.
[Brad
from Georgia] On the board, I talked about Robert Asprin's passing.
Funny, funny writer, but he had such deep sessions of depression that his wife
left him.
[Mike
Amo] Yay, Faith is singing, and they made her look old real good
again
[Laura
Leff] Yht - And he'd fire Fred deCordova sometimes.
[FrankLhota]
It seems like many of the top comedy people showed symptoms of manic depression.
[Laura
Leff] I think it happened later in life more.
[yhtapmys]
[Laura
Leff] I'm sure Jack was happy when he was doing his thing with the
orchestra since he really loved the violin.
[Laura
Leff] When I think of Jack depressed, there's a picture from Life
Magazine that always comes to mind.
[Brad
from Georgia] One of the bios says that Jack hated passing seventy and
approaching eighty. He never really lied about his age, but he really would have
liked to stay 39 forever.
[KayLhota]
doing what he loved would have helped him around the blues
[Mike
Amo] lol, a singing montage...they've gone on to Young Frankenstein
(Tony's on East Coast)
[Laura
Leff] Well, let's take that apart for a second...he was 39 in 1933.
[FrankLhota]
Let's face it, at some point aging does throw off your timing.
[Laura
Leff] Just barely started his radio career.
[Laura
Leff] Movie career was kind of so-so.
[Mike
Amo] I remember reading an article probably from JB Times where Jack
wondered why anyone would be interested in those old (radio) shows
[ed
kienzler] on ed sullivan the year before 1932
[FrankLhota]
I'm glad he made "To Be Or Not TO Be" however.
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--OTOH, he'd not yet run into the "YESSSSSS?"
guy.
[Laura
Leff] So 39 was sort of a nexus time for his career.
[yhtapmys]
Yeah, Laura, because he made his name in vaudeville and that was really ending.
[Laura
Leff] Just a pure guess on my part, but I bet he would have been
happier freezing around the end of the 30s or the late 40s.
[Laura
Leff] But that's only a guess.
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--You're probably right.
[KayLhota]
there is sense to that.
[ed
kienzler] maybe your right LL...
[Laura
Leff] Sorry if I'm being overly analytical about it.
[KayLhota]
life in general was good, it was before the smuggling, and WW2
[Brad
from Georgia] The bios also say that he tended to have crises of
confidence all his life--he was always sure that THIS current show wasn't any
good at all, just before going on the air and getting huge laughs.
[Mike
Amo] Sigh, 39 would be fine with me...I alternate between that and 87
[yhtapmys]
1987>
[yhtapmys]
?
[Mike
Amo] Folks tell me I look really good for 87
[ed
kienzler] HOW OLD!!!
[Brad
from Georgia] "How Old Cary Grant?" "Old Cary Grant
Fine. How You?"
[ed
kienzler] and I thought i looked good for 48...
[ed
kienzler] NOT!!!
[Mike
Amo] <---53, but the 18-year-olds at McDonald's told me that a
couple years gao
[Mike
Amo] ago even
[Brad
from Georgia] "Every year they move the camera back another ten
feet...this year, I'm in Hollywood, and it's in Pasadena."
[Laura
Leff] I remember that show.
[ed
kienzler] from memphis to st jpe...
[Brad
from Georgia] They loved me in St. Jpe.
[ed
kienzler] joe..ooops!
[Laura
Leff] How Jack Met Dennps
[Brad
from Georgia] They loved me in St. Oops.
[Laura
Leff] St. Oppnagle and Budd
[Mike
Amo] gaop
[Laura
Leff] fajklfdsa
[KayLhota]
freewheeling
[Laura
Leff] yeah
[Brad
from Georgia] "I Want to Play the Bongo, Way Out in Pago-Pago.
[Laura
Leff] Did I answer your question about Jack's depression?
[Brad
from Georgia] Yes. Now I am sad.
[Laura
Leff] Oh Gee Say Gee You Ought to See My Gee-Gee from the Fiji Isle
[Laura
Leff] OK, I'm going to sing Billy Murray songs to cheer you up
[Brad
from Georgia] We're On Our Way to Apalachicola F-L-A
[Laura
Leff] When You're In You're In in Indiana
[Laura
Leff] (OK, that's Nora Bayes...who had an affair with Jack...)
[Laura
Leff] When You're In You're In with Nora Bayessss....
[yhtapmys]
Laura, probably another reason he didn;t like aging.
[Brad
from Georgia] In Nome The Nights Are Six Months Long....
[Laura
Leff] Yht - Not being able to have an affair with Nora Bayes again?
[Brad
from Georgia] Oh, the Phil Harris CD my wife got me has "Minnie
the Mermaid" on it...a clean version of what I recall as an absolutely
filthy song.
[Laura
Leff] I know Minnie the Moocher, but not Mermaid.
[ed
kienzler] chicken of the sea
[KayLhota]
I got a copy of the Phil Harris Movie "I Love a Bandleader"
[Brad
from Georgia] "Last night I slept with Minnie the Mermaid / Down
at the bottom of the sea / Minnie lost her morals, / Down among the corals, /
But oh what a time she showed me..."
[Laura
Leff] So what else Benny-wise is on folks' minds?
[Laura
Leff] Hmmm...Steve never came back.
[Laura
Leff] See, why are there no clever lyrics like that any more?
[yhtapmys]
Kay, is it a short?
[FrankLhota]
There Phil Harris plays him un-PC novelty hit "Darktown Poker Club".
[KayLhota]
no, it's a feature from Columbia 1945
[KayLhota]
Rochester is his sidekick
[Brad
from Georgia] Phil's version: "Last night I dreamed of Minnie
the Mermaid, down at the bottom of the sea; I forgot my troubles down among the
bubbles when Minnie the Mermaid kissed me..."
[yhtapmys]
Oh, gee, now I know what you mean.
[Laura
Leff] Wow, that is family friendly...
[yhtapmys]
I'm sure I saw a review of it in a paper of that era.
[Brad
from Georgia] "Darktown Poker Club" is on the CD too.
[KayLhota]
I loved the movie
[Laura
Leff] Have folks seen movies with Rochester solo in them?
[yhtapmys]
No.
[KayLhota]
Cabin in the Sky?
[Laura
Leff] Like "Cabin in the Sky" or "Green Pastures"
[Laura
Leff] or "Gone With the Wind"
[KayLhota]
Gone With the Wind
[ed
kienzler] yes it a mmmmw
[Mike
Amo] Cabin in the Sky rocks
[yhtapmys]
He's billed as Eddie Anderson, I presume.
[KayLhota]
Tales of Manhattan he plays a preacher
[Laura
Leff] Ed - Right, that too.
[ed
kienzler] he plays cab driver...
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--seen both of those. Of course in 'GWTW' Eddie is
all but unrecognizable.
[Laura
Leff] Yht - Eddie "Rochester" Anderson in some.
[Laura
Leff] What Price Hollywood
[Brad
from Georgia] "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World."
Eddie's a cab driver.
[Laura
Leff] Cabin in the Sky is highly recommended if you haven't seen it.
[KayLhota]
excellent
[ed
kienzler] it's a great movie brad
[Laura
Leff] He plays Noah in Green Pastures.
[Brad
from Georgia] It is a good movie! Good blend of fantasy and
unreality, unlike, oh, say, "The Horn Blows at Midnight"
[KayLhota]
I ought to pull out "The Meanest Man in the World" again
[Brad
from Georgia] Kay--I really like that movie!
[Laura
Leff] You know, I haven't watched that one in years.
[ed
kienzler] an all star cast
[Laura
Leff] Dennis has surprisingly few movies on his own.
[KayLhota]
I've never been able to sit through "The Big Broadcast of 1937"
[Laura
Leff] Kay - Really, why?
[KayLhota]
I taped it 20 years ago, and I just couldn't sit still through it
[ed
kienzler] how about BBB of 1938
[KayLhota]
now, that one I love
[Laura
Leff] The Better Business Bureau of 1938
[KayLhota]
maybe it was that the movie was on TV land loaded with commercials
[ed
kienzler] sorry laura Big Broadcast of 1938
[Laura
Leff] Ed - No problem...just teasing.
[yhtapmys]
Who doesn't love Shep Fields.
[Laura
Leff] Kay - Yeah, that does kill it.
[KayLhota]
it's disjointed to start with, and with the interuptions I couldn't stick with
it
[ed
kienzler] i even had seen college swing
[Laura
Leff] Kay - Yeah, that's true. Definitely not a consistent plotline.
[KayLhota]
I liked College Swing
[ed
kienzler] with jackie coogan dancing
[ed
kienzler] with betty grable
[Laura
Leff] College Swing vs. College Holiday
[ed
kienzler] his wife then
[KayLhota]
I ought to pull out the Big Broadcast of 37 and see if I can make it through
[Brad
from Georgia] Benny Goodman, Benny Fields, Jack Benny...the BBB Big
Broadcast of 1937
[ed
kienzler] brad good one
[Laura
Leff] I like the "Hi Ho the Rad-dee-oh" number.
[KayLhota]
I have it, and it's dumb not to look at it sometime, especially after having
taped it 20 years ago
[Brad
from Georgia] Can't remember...are George and Gracie in the '37 Big
Broadcast? I'm pretty sure they are, having typed the question.
[yhtapmys]
I think so.
[Laura
Leff] Kay - Don't feel too bad. I've got lots of books I bought 20+
years ago and haven't gotten around to reading yet.
[ed
kienzler] ra-di-o love it
[Laura
Leff] Brad - Thought so.
[KayLhota]
20 years seem to fly by as we get older, huh?
[Laura
Leff] Like Harpo Speaks. It's become the penultimate book I bought a
long time ago, want to read it, and haven't yet.
[ed
kienzler] george and gracie in the 1938 movie
[Laura
Leff] Kind of my own personal Marcel Proust.
[KayLhota]
oh, Laura! I loved Harpo Speaks!
[ed
kienzler] filmed in 1937
[Brad
from Georgia] LL--I've just ordered SON of Harpo Speaks! No kidding.
[ed
kienzler] HUH?
[Laura
Leff] Brad - I decided that I'd order that when I'd read the
original.
[KayLhota]
I hope you'll enjoy it, Brad. I thought Bill Marx was very interesting
[Brad
from Georgia] I'm looking forward to it.
[FrankLhota]
After 20 years, you don't have read "Why I want to be President" by
Jerry Brown.
[Laura
Leff] Oh, it was funny at the UK dinner...someone said Steve Stoliar,
and everyone knew exactly who it was.
[Brad
from Georgia] Oh, great. the Jack Russell's scratching at the door to
go out. Guess I have to go. Bye all, I enjoyed it!
[KayLhota]
good one, Frank
[yhtapmys]
OK, Brad.
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[Laura
Leff] Frank - He used to be our mayor...
[ed
kienzler] and another radio movie "radio days"
[Laura
Leff] Bye Brad Belatedly
[yhtapmys]
I see Schlepperman was in the BBB 37
[Laura
Leff] Hallo Strenger...
[FrankLhota]
R
[Mike
Amo] <waves to Brad from chat transcript>
[Laura
Leff] So what else Benny-wise is on everyone's mind?
[yhtapmys]
And Marjorie Reynolds/
[Laura
Leff] Any requests for a show for next month?
[yhtapmys]
And Larry Alder.
[Laura
Leff] Yht - Who later toured with Jack during the war.
[FrankLhota]
The R in RKO stood for radio... Fortunately, when they entered the TV era, they
didn't rename the studio TKO.
[KayLhota]
the Casablanca sppof?
[Laura
Leff] Both of them
[Laura
Leff] Frank - I think it was TKO before then...
[ed
kienzler] fight time...
[yhtapmys]
Yeah, Laura, that's why I mentioned it.
[yhtapmys]
I guess that's where Jack met them.
[Laura
Leff] Kay - Summer. Doing something other than regular shows.
[KayLhota]
The Horn Blows at Midnight?
[KayLhota]
Ford Theater?
[Laura
Leff] Hmm...have we done that one before?
[Laura
Leff] I'm game for it, but can't remember.
[KayLhota]
Oh-- George Burns and Jack Benny as Gypsies from the Burns and Allen show
[Laura
Leff] OK...so next question is if I have that...
[Laura
Leff] BRB
[Laura
Leff] Yep, got it.
[Mike
Amo] Back with musical interlude
[ed
kienzler] sounds great!!!
[Laura
Leff] OK, we'll do that next time.
[yhtapmys]
That was Phil and the orchestra. Now, Laura
[yhtapmys]
's back.
[ed
kienzler] YEA!!!
[Mike
Amo] Excellent
[Laura
Leff] Anything else, or should we call it good for this month?
[Mike
Amo] It's all good
[KayLhota]
yes, this was fun
[KayLhota]
very interesting discussion
[Laura
Leff] In the words of Chef Gordon Ramsey,
$#@*$#@&$#*(@$&#@*($#@*($#!!!!
[yhtapmys]
Almost as good as Paar on the Tonight Show.
[Mike
Amo] Good to catch up with y'all again...LL, hope you had fun in
England
[ed
kienzler] I'm calling for a pizza so time to go...
[KayLhota]
goodnight
[Laura
Leff] Mike - Definitely did. Also plenty of Guinness in Ireland.
[ed
kienzler] and call dominos
[Laura
Leff] Have a good one, folks!
[ed
kienzler] BYE!!!
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[Mike
Amo] Take care y'all