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> Hello again folks!
<Tanya Shaw> Hi Laura!
> Hey Tanya...can you please E-mail an updated E-mail address for you?
<_bill> Hi laura
<kurt> Jell-O again
> Hey Kurt
> How's everyone this evening?
<kurt> I got a gratuitous Rochester anecdote in my e-mail this past week.
<DJ Twain> greetings all
> Hi DJ
> Kurt - What was it?
<Tanya Shaw> what was the Rochester anecodote?
> Kurt - Or are you feeling particularly gratuitous tonight?
<kurt> A fellow who's now 84 recalled seeing him dancing at the World's Fair in San Diego in the 1930s
<Tanya Shaw> wow.......that's pretty cool
<kurt> He was doing his trademark glide step, "reinvented" by Michael Jackson as the moonwalk
<DJ Twain> i remember seeing san diego worlds fair movies in the prelinger archives
> Neat...I would have loved to see that.
<Walt> Hello everybody!!!
[Sun Dec 07 17:06:18 GMT-08:00 2003] Tanya Shaw: tshaw@ku.edu
> Hi Walt!
> WB Tanya
<kurt> I'm watching The Wizard of Oz on the WB. So excuse the Kleenex
[Sun Dec 07 17:07:19 GMT-08:00 2003] Barbara has no profile.
> Kurt - Are you crying for the Wicked Witches?
> Hello Barbara!
<kurt> No, I'm crying because of the excessive number of commercial interruptions
[Sun Dec 07 17:07:46 GMT-08:00 2003] Ari has no profile.
> So did everyone get a chance to listen to the shows for this evening?
> Hello Ari!
<Ari> Hello
> Plenty of stuff to talk about in these two shows...who wants to start?
<kurt> I've always been impressed with the sound effect for dumping fish and ice into the piano
<kurt> I couldn't begin to imagine just how it was done, although the piano strings were plucked at the end, of course
> I wondered if Gene (or Ray, or whoever) reached over and hit his hand on the soundboard of the piano for that.
<kurt> Well, that's the only way to get that particular sound. But the dumping ice also was impressive
<Tanya Shaw> yeah, that show is funny....with Andy Devine
> I don't think Andy was in too many of the shows by this time.
<kurt> He made guest appearances
[Sun Dec 07 17:11:08 GMT-08:00 2003] Douglas has no profile.
> Hello Douglas...how's the weather across the pond?
<Douglas> Good evening.
<Douglas> It is cold and damp
<Douglas> What is it like in CA?
> It was nice today, but it's been rather rainy and nasty lately. To start up again on Tuesday.
<Douglas> I understand NY ahs a blizzard
> Devine was almost a weekly regular in 1937, but then just tapered off.
<Douglas> or even 'has'
> Douglas - Yes, New York and Boston.
> Barbara - You there?
<Douglas> How are you all?
> Doing pretty well.
> Everyone doing OK? Any technical difficulties? Seems a bit quiet for the number of people we have here.
> If anyone's having difficulties, double-click on my name in the right-hand frame.
<kurt> It's hard to type and dab at mye eyes at the same time, Laura!
<Walt> I'm keeping tabs on what's happenning while I write a program
> Anyone know who played Bellylaugh Barton?
[Sun Dec 07 17:16:07 GMT-08:00 2003] Barbara has no profile.
<Barbara> Hi everybody!
<kurt> He was introduced earlier in that season, I know
> Hi Barbara! Welcome in.
<kurt> Disappeared after the war broke out, though
> Sort of like Jack's agent in 1945.
<Barbara> I don't know what you've talked about so far, but it was scary to hear the emergency broadcast on the 12/7 show
<kurt> And with all that, the comedy went on!
> I've been told that people on the Pacific Coast thought the Japanese were coming over the horizon at any moment.
<kurt> The airwaves belonged to the sponsors, not the networks
[Sun Dec 07 17:18:10 GMT-08:00 2003] Tanya: tshaw@ku.edu
> But amazing that the audience seems right in step with the show, despite the current situation.
<Barbara> Do you think the cast was aware of the attack during the show.
<kurt> Well, they didn't know very much at the time
<kurt> The news was trickling in
> Very, very different from what happened this year with the Iraq situation.
<Tanya> yeah.....it's amazing. It's great they kept up with the performances
> Barbara - They had to have been aware of the "bombing of Honolulu".
<Barbara> Jack was finishing up To Be or Not to Be at the time.
[Sun Dec 07 17:19:30 GMT-08:00 2003] nottingham has no profile.
> Barbara - Right, just at the tail end of it.
> Hello nottingham!
<Tanya> I made 6 cds of all the shows on 12-7-41 from 3:00pm-midnight
<Walt> Yeah, LL. Then they broke in for a few moments to update, today they take all day to tell us about 2 minutes worht of news
<Barbara> I would have thought they might have cancelled the show. Didn't Jack do that for Carole Lombard?
<Douglas> How true- even here
> Does anyone know how much actual "hysteria" was going on then?
<Tanya> it's pretty chilling to listen to all the broadcasts
<kurt> They couldn't have cancelled the show. Contractual obligation
> Barbara - Yes, but they found out about that either Friday or Saturday night and Jack was terribly broken up about it.
<Walt> No, when Carole died, the show went on without him
<Barbara> I was alive at the time, but not too old. I never heard of Pearl Harbor.
> Walt - Good clarification. You're right.
<kurt> It was a musical program with Dennis Day
<Tanya> that show when Carole died is sad to listen to
<Walt> Well, sort of. There weren't any skits if I remember
<Walt> Just music wasn't it?
<Tanya> yep, just music from Phil and Dennis
<Barbara> I read that Jack was just devastated. He took all deaths hard.
<Walt> So in effect, the "show" was cancelled
> There was another show in the 1930s that was like that when Jack had some sort of illness...just Phil, Kenny, and Don.
<Douglas> Could someone please tell me about it?
<kurt> Mahlon Merrick was announced as the orchestra conductor
> Douglas - About the show when Carole Lombard died?
<Douglas> yes please
[Sun Dec 07 17:23:01 GMT-08:00 2003] Ari has no profile.
<Walt> You're obviously not talking about the Welles weeks, I assume
> Douglas - Well, I presume you know about Jack finding out about Carole Lombard's death right after finishing To Be or Not To Be
> Walt - No, this was around 1937 or so. I'd have to look up the date.
<kurt> Lombard's death was not mentioned. Don introduced it as the Jell-O Show, with Dennis Day, Mahlon Merrick and the orchestra. Said Jack would be back the following week.
> 5/23/37
<kurt> Wasn't there a guest host for the May 1937 program?
<Barbara> Don't you love Phil's pronunciation of "Daddy."
> It was the 1/18/42 program for Carole Lombard's deateh
<Tanya> Oh my gosh! It's hilarious!
<Tanya> I mean Phil's 'Daddy"
> Kurt - Not that I recall. I think there was a guest singer, but I will have to transcribe my notes to find the name.
<Douglas> and there were no skits, just music?
<Tanya> yep, just music
> Dawady
[Sun Dec 07 17:25:52 GMT-08:00 2003] Michael: Brightstar2761@netzero.net
> Hi Michael!
<Douglas> A Jack Benny show without comedy...
[Sun Dec 07 17:26:03 GMT-08:00 2003] kurt1 has no profile.
<Walt> Is it the Day-aaa-dyeeee pronouciation?
<Michael> Hi there
<Walt> Oh, that one...
<kurt1> got kicked off!
> Kurt - I didn't do it!
<Douglas> Walt, no I knew all about the Welles broadcasts. They are still remembered here!
<kurt1> Let's tally guest hosts: Robert Taylor, Herbert Marshall, Orson Welles
> Interesting how they seemed to hold the announcements until the musical numbers. Nice courtesy.
> Georgie Jessell
<Tanya> yeah, I'll always wondered about the timing of the announcement?
> I still wanna know who decided that Welles should sub for Jack. Very strange.
<Tanya> Didn't Burns and Allen begin the subbing?
<Michael> Perhaps... Although when Jack returned... the show was VERY funny
<kurt1> Same ad agency, I'd think
<Michael> especially when Orson fluffed the commercial
<Barbara> Welles may have been a genius, but I didn't care for his interaction with Jack, esp. June Moon.
<kurt1> Burns & Allen were on CBS when they subbed for Jack
> Jessell subs for Jack during part of the show earlier than that...
<Tanya> was that flub dirty? I can never understand the humor
> 4/3/38 - Jessell subs for Jack
<kurt1> Yeah, but Jack "returns" during that program
<Barbara> Jack seems to have been very healthy except for colds.
> Kurt - True. But I didn't know what "rules" we were playing by
[Sun Dec 07 17:30:06 GMT-08:00 2003] billp has no profile.
> Hi Bill!
<Michael> Hi Bill
> Are _bill and billp two different people?
<billp> hi all
<_bill> yes not the same
<billp> billp == don wilson
<kurt1> Jessel also subbed in 1942. Practically the same script
> I like when Andy Devine flubs the end commercial and the whole rest of the show is laughter practically
<Tanya> Was Jack's secretary bald?
> Tanya - Harry Baldwin was.
<billp> wow. december 7 what a messed up day for alot of our folks, huh?
<Michael> Tanya... no it wasn't dirty... it's just the commercial was considered semi sacrosanct...
> Interesting that there were apparently already terms for peace that quickly after the bombing.
<Michael> ??? what terms for peace ???
> Michael - Well, the second break-in talks about American terms for peace.
<billp> i thought interesting that mcarthur was on the cover of the dec 6 issue of life magazine
<Tanya> Have any of you heard the Dec.24 1941 broadcast of Amos and Andy? Very, very moving!
<Michael> I guess I'll need to listen to it again
> Tanya - No, tell us about it.
<kurt1> was that the first one that used the Lord's Prayer?
<Ari> I learned a lot about the 1/18/42 show. in Mary's bio of Jack, she just saidon Wilson announced the show will consist of
<Michael> that's the one where Andy plays Santa Claus... right?
<Tanya> Yes! That's the one they said the Lord's Prayer....made me tear up the first time I heard it
<kurt1> That was repeated on the TV version, with different actors
<Ari> errick & Dennis Day's music. That's all
> Bill - Ironic...
<Michael> Tanya... you'd like the Duffy's Tavern Christmas show called "The Stranger" too :)
<Tanya> Michael - thanks for telling me!
<kurt1> Just realized that Dorothy says "Oh! Jimy Crickets!"
> I have a very soft spot in my heart for the 12/30/45 show. Jack has a speech at the end of it that I think is very moving, and is very much as true today as then.
<Barbara> When Jack cancelled the 1/18 show, he was told the sponsor wouldn't permit it so Jack said "well then let him do it."
<kurt1> People were highly idealistic at the end of WWII.
<Michael> who was the sponsor?
<Tanya> I also like Ron Colman's toast in the Dec. 1945 episode
> Kurt - And Jack mentions Wendell Wilkie's "One World" in the speech.
<Douglas> Why did Jack cancel that show?
<Michael> (i'll presume it's Lucky Strike)
> Michael - When, 1/18/42? JellO
<Michael> Ok
> Douglas - Carole Lombard's death
<Douglas> ok
<Douglas> sorry...got a bit lost
<Michael> Jack attended the funeral didn't he?
<Tanya> What happened to the gas man?
<Barbara> They cancelled the Benny show on Sat. nights at 9:00 on KNX. I miss it. Jack had some very moving pleas at the end of the shows, such as hiring veterans.
> Douglas - Yeah, start talking about shows Jack missed and they all run together!
> Tanya - Ask Carmichael
<Michael> Carmichael got him... or so the rumor goes
<Walt> Gas man got cancelled
> Barbara - New management at the station...overhauled the whole staff. Darnit.
<Douglas> Thanks Laura!
> Michael - I can't imagine that he didn't. Would have to look in the bios for backup though.
<Tanya> do you know what episode declares that Carmichel got the gasman?
<Ari> In Mary's bio of Jack, it just says about 1/18 that Jack said "I can't do the show. Notify the cast. Put together what you want. Make it all musical. Don't explain to the audience. They'll understand"
<Michael> ok
<Barbara> I was disappointed. Do we need still more news?
<kurt1> The 12/7/41 program was just about the last mention of the gas man.
<Barbara> I'm talking about cancelling the KNX show. It gets confusing with all thesse shows.
> Try 4/6/41 for what happened to the gas man.
<Tanya> actually, I know I've heard Rochester mention the gasman years after that
<kurt1> Very unusual for a running gag to run across multiple seasons
> Not surprising. They mention Kenny Baker in the November show and he'd been gone for over 2 years!
<kurt1> Ah, yes. Kenny "Stool Pigeon" Baker
<Walt> They even had a reference to Kenny iaround 1948 or so
> They had a reference to him in 1954!
<Tanya> and the gag of "what a performance" ran for years!
<kurt1> That's not a good thing, though. Old gags assume an old audience, and the show didn't get to grow creatively
<Walt> Which show was Jack selling the house? Was it later than 48?
> Was the "what a performance" solely a Benny gag? Or was it on other shows as well?
<Tanya> I'm not sure....but I know I never heard it on JB before the 12-7-41 episode.
> Sometimes show traded catch phrases, and I heard Kenny Baker say "Mm...could be" in a show I heard recently.
> The thing of saying the Jell-O flavors in baby talk goes back into the 30s
<kurt1> Mmmmm...could be! was from Fibber McGee and Molly
> stwabewwy, waspbewwy, chewwy, owange, wemon, and wime
<Tanya> good one Laura!!!
<Ari> Was it only Dennis who said "what a performance" on subsequent shows after 12/7?
<Barbara> What a performance, Laura!
> LOL
<_bill> walt one selling house show 53/10.11
<Tanya> no......Mary and many other characters like little Carolyn Lee
> Tanya - Remind me...what did Carolyn Lee play on the show?
<Tanya> the little girl at the end of 12-21-41...Jack's neighbor
<kurt1> Carolyn Lee was herself on the 12/21/41 program
<Walt> That's probably it, bill. The buyers see a man in the attic eating Jello and Jack says "I wondered where he went" or something like that
<kurt1> She was a momentarily hot child actor
> Tanya/Kurt - Aha...thank you.
> I liked Mary's comment of "I punched my brains out on that gag." Probably most of the audience wouldn't understand that term.
<Tanya> She was cute, asking Jack why he was stealing Ron Colman's oranges!
> Also interesting that Phil says on the 11/30 show something about the "boys in the Army camps".
<Barbara> I remember watching a rehearsal when 2 little boys were on, and Jack told them to pretend they were in their own backyards.
> Barbara - Probably one of the Beavers episodes, I'd imagine.
<kurt1> The 12/14/41 show is very funny, with the Christmas shopping sequence
<Tanya> yeah! great episode!
<_bill> LL - it seemed like there wer a lot of inside gags in the first part.
> brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
<Barbara> Either that or the dentist episode.
<_bill> but the audience laughs anyway
> _bill - Yes, that's true. Comments about Frankie Remley and Charlie Bagby in the band, etc.
[Sun Dec 07 17:49:27 GMT-08:00 2003] kurt2 has no profile.
> Anyone have a guess on who plays Mr. Hyde's secretary? Blanche Stewart y'think/
[Sun Dec 07 17:49:49 GMT-08:00 2003] KM99: Yes Please
<kurt2> Or Mary Kelly
<KM99> Howdy folks. Sorry I'm late.
<Barbara> Is that the same Mary Kelly Jack had a romance with?
> Hi KM!
> Barbara - Yes.
> I didn't realize that she was in "Love Thy Neighbor" until someone mentioned it on the Forum recently!
[Sun Dec 07 17:50:58 GMT-08:00 2003] Tanya: tshaw@ku.edu
<Barbara> What part did she play?
<Ari> I think Jack & Mary Kelly were engaged until she broke it off for religious reasons due to pressure from her family. They were Catholic
> Barbara - She was the maid that calls Jack "kid", and he says something about that she should "cut out starches"
> Ari - Well, she broke it off because she married another man. Sounds like she was rather emotionally unstable anyway.
<Barbara> Okay. I remember that. I wonder what it would be like if they got married.
<Tanya> I'm listening to the 11-30-41 episode currently........funny about the fish
> Sounds like it would have been hell on Jack, since she was always having wild mood swings.
> Tanya - finny about the fish
<Barbara> George Burns thought that Jack felt he should marry a Jewish girl.
> Interesting supposition on the guestbook, that Mary had "social anxieety disorder"
<kurt2> Jack was more observant than he let on in public
> Kurt - What makes you say that?
<kurt2> In New York, he regularly performed at benefits for Jewish schools and charities
> Kurt - That's true, but he really wasn't a "practicing" Jew as far as going to shul, observing the holidays, keeping kosher, etc.
<Barbara> I loved when Jack played a benefit for St. Jude. He said he thought it was St. Jew.
> On the other hand there's Eddie Cantor, who always ordered cornflakes and milk to keep kosher.
<kurt2> Well, what's known is just what Joan wrote about their life in California
<Ari> I found it. Kelly told Jack she married someone else in a telegram. Jack later found out that Kelly father, a Chicago policeman & her brother, a priest, threatened to disown her if she married him. I guess I assumed it was religious reasons
<Barbara> Jack liked cornflakes too, but I don't know as it was a religious thing.
> Kurt - There's also a story about Jack doing a show on Yom Kippur, and being afraid that the goyim would think he wasn't a good Jew.
> Kurt - And Jack recalled eating bacon and eggs as far back as his Navy days.
> Ari - Well, religion did play into it. Just much more so on her side than Jack's.
<kurt2> It's very difficult to dislike bacon. Bacon is what brings most vegetarians back to meat.
<Tanya> did you guys ever hear the story about how Dennis made fun of Jack's pronouncing the "hag up" gag?
<Barbara> What's a hag up?
> Hag up?
> Is that like a hen way?
<Ari> Laura, true.
<Tanya> Whenever Jack said to Mary, "Hang up", he pronounced it "hag up"
> I've been noticing him saying "May-ry" in a number of 30s shows. Wondered about that.
<Tanya> Dennis once said this line to Jack and made Jack crack up, knowing Dennis was making fun of him
> So how did Dennis make fun of that?
<kurt2> As in May Company
<Ari> ack's father (after meeting Kelly) told him "I'd rather you had fallen in love with a Jewish girl. But if Mary Kelly makes you happy, go ahead & marry her. She seems like a lovely person..."
<Tanya> I'm sorry.....I'm going to have to retry this thing......I'm losing half of what Laura's writing......
<Barbara> Jack once pronounced "rehabilitation" with the accent on the wrong syllable. Hickey told him about it but Jack didn't like it.
[Sun Dec 07 17:59:40 GMT-08:00 2003] Tanya: tshaw@ku.edu
[Sun Dec 07 17:59:49 GMT-08:00 2003] Mike Amo: Jello everybody!
> Hi Mike!!!
<Mike Amo> Hi folks!
<Mike Amo> Anne is here too, Laura...she sez hi y'all\
> Hi Anne!
<Mike Amo> My, everyonemust be listening to Jack Benny...
> Barbara - Reminds me of the 'conJURE' issue in Hollywood Revue.
<Walt> Now that Mike's here....
<Barbara> I think Jack was somewhat embarrassed by his lack of education.
<Mike Amo> lol, Night Walt! {:oP
<Ari> I'm finding Jack's bio handy tonight
<Mike Amo> Hi Barbara
<Barbara> Hi Mike.
[Sun Dec 07 18:01:10 GMT-08:00 2003] Mikewats: Ho ho ho, and a bottle of rum
<Walt> I was actually thinking the opposit, Mike :)
> Both the Mikes are here!
<KM99> Hiya Mike. How're ya doing back in VA?
> It's Open Mike Night!
[Sun Dec 07 18:01:27 GMT-08:00 2003] Tanya: tshaw@ku.edu
<Douglas> lol
<Mike Amo> I thought we had moe Mikes
<Mikewats> Hello, y'all
<KM99> With Mike Bullard???
<Mike Amo> Hi Mike
> Where did Michael go?
<Mikewats> LOL, Laura
<Mike Amo> lol, lots of Mike Bullard fans in this room, KM!
<Walt> La Bamba just started, FWIW
<Walt> Has anyone had a chance to check out the Jack Benny Calendar?
<Douglas> not yet
<Mike Amo> Laura, I missed all the earlier so this may be already known to all...the Dec. 7 broadcast was taped or live?
<KM99> Walt - I think it's amazing
> You really should (check out the calendar)...it's really great!
<Walt> When you do, I'm interested is additions & corrections. Thanks KM
> MA - It was live. Amazing, huh?
<Tanya> wasn't all the JB shows live?
<Mike Amo> Yes...I guess they just decided "on with the show!" ??
<Barbara> I'm afraid I'm going to have to bug out now, but I wish Happy Holidays to all.
<billp> nite barb
<Mike Amo> You too Barbara!
<kurt2> Thanks, Barbara!
> Tanya - They started transcribing them eventually. That's how Mary was able to do lines from home sometime.
> Night, Barbara! To you too...
<Mikewats> There was a remarkable amount of regular programming on the afternoon and evening of Dec. 7th
<Ari> I didn't hear the entire 12/7 broadcast, but it sounded as if the beginning had a news broadcaster. Was that related to Pearl Harbor?
<Mikewats> A few pre-emptions for news broadcasts, but not that many
<kurt2> Yep. News in those days trickled in
> Yeah, compare that to today with pretty much every network cancelling everything on the night of 9/11 and during the Iraq invasion.
<Tanya> have you ever heard the orchestra concert when the news first broke on the air?
> Ari - Yes, the announcer at the beginning is talking about war news.
<kurt2> There weren't the facilities or the technology for round the clock broadcasts from overseas at that time.
<billp> i think the censors lid was on pretty tight too
<Tanya> I've heard the phone call someone made to Honalulu while on the air........
> I bet that was a Hono Luuuu Luuuu
<Mikewats> There's that great moment in NBC's war coverage that afternoon when a correspondent is reporting live on teh phone from Honolulu...and an operator comes on and tells him to get off the lline
<Ari> I'm glad you claified it because I didn't hear him say the words "Pearl Harbor"
<billp> took a long time for the american people to find out how bad we were hurt in the pacific
<kurt2> No one in the U.S., except for a few people, knew that the entire Pacific Fleet had been sunk.
> Mikewats - Ha! I never heard that...
<Walt> Me neither.
<KM99> Mike - I listened to that clip today.
<Walt> Even after 52 years we still don't know
<Mike Amo> I'm downloading the 12-7 opening again now for Anne
<KM99> Kurt - All the battleships took damaged but only the Arixona was totally lost.
<Ari> I didn't hear the entire broadcast. Were there interruptions later on to Jack's show with news about Pearl Harbor?
> I figure this must be a West Coast broadcast recording based on the break-ins.
<kurt2> Just during Dennis' song
> And the orchestra number.
<Douglas> Folks...it is afer 2.a.m. here in London and I must got to bed. I wish you ALL the happiest of times over the season ahead .
<Tanya> Have any of you heard the story about Edgar Bergam
<Mike Amo> Wow, hi Doug, and Happy Christmas!
<_bill> mike/km99 have a rough time of when that was? or what show?
<Tanya> Have any of you heard the story of Edgar Bergman's show on 12-7-41?
<Mikewats> Happy Christmas, Douglas
> Take care Douglas!
<Douglas> Thank you! (I will be in the far east)
<Douglas> and wishing you a good year in 2004 too.
> Tanya - No, say more about that.
<billp> i think gildersleeve had one that date too
[Sun Dec 07 18:12:10 GMT-08:00 2003] WaltP has no profile.
<Mikewats> Don't recall it, what hapened on Bergman's show?
<Mikewats> Yes, bill
> Bergen, not Bergman
<Mikewats> Yes, Bergen...I was thinking of Ingrid
<g>
<WaltP> Better than Burnhart
<Ari> I have a story about Bergen's live appearance with Jack on TV
> Ingrid Bergman is somewhat more beautiful than Edgar Bergen...
> Ari - The one where they have the little dummies walking around?
> And what about Edgar Bergen?
<Mikewats> Yes, Bergen...I was thinking of Ingrid
<g>
<WaltP> Better than Burnhart
<Ari> I have a story about Bergen's live appearance with Jack on TV
> Ingrid Bergman is somewhat more beautiful than Edgar Bergen...
> Ari - The one where they have the little dummies walking around?
> And what about Edgar Bergen?
<Ari> Yes, it fooled Jack. It is written that Billy Barty played both parts
<kurt2> Good gig for Billy!
<KM99> Ari - I say that show too!
<WaltP> I didn't. What happened?
<Mike Amo> I loved that guy who needed to sound like a cowbiy
<Mike Amo> cowboy too
<kurt2> A-bang, a-bang!
<Mikewats> Yes, Bergen...I was thinking of Ingrid
<g>
<WaltP> Better than Burnhart
<Ari> I have a story about Bergen's live appearance with Jack on TV
> Ingrid Bergman is somewhat more beautiful than Edgar Bergen...
> Ari - The one where they have the little dummies walking around?
> And what about Edgar Bergen?
<Ari> Yes, it fooled Jack. It is written that Billy Barty played both parts
<kurt2> Good gig for Billy!
<KM99> Ari - I say that show too!
<WaltP> I didn't. What happened?
<Mike Amo> I loved that guy who needed to sound like a cowbiy
<Mike Amo> cowboy too
<kurt2> A-bang, a-bang!
<Mike Amo> If only we all sounded like Slim Pickens
<Ari> According to this bio, Jack was with Mrs Bergen on live TV when Charlie walked in spoke to them & left, then the same with Mortimer
<Mike Amo> No one would be able to understand what we were saying...better than code
> Mike - I for one am happy
> to sound like me.
<Mike Amo> otay
<Mike Amo> Walking Anne out and at an Xmas party...back hopefully in 30minutes
<Mike Amo> If I miss y'all, Merry Chanukah!
> Take care, Mike!
<kurt2> Oh, gee, I'm dabbing with the Kleenex again!
> Ari - Yes, that's right.
<Ari> Billy Barty played both parts & masterfully moved his lips. It says Jack was astounded. Oops, it later says Jack thought they could pull it off. Maybe he wasn't fooled
<KM99> Seeya Mike
<Mikewats> Bye Mike
<kurt2> Jack was seldom fooled by anyone or anything, except for the occasional oil-well scam.
<Ari> It's not clear from this bio if Jack was astounded because of the peformance or if he was fooled. Do you know, Laura?
<WaltP> I saw the FM&M movie when Charlie was running around without Edgar. That was innerstin.
<KM99> WaltP- You kinda sound like Lum on that last line....
> I don't think he could have been "fooled"...would you be fooled if you saw a little Charlie McCarthy walking around?
<WaltP> Gee, I did?
<kurt2> I think he'd have been more fooled if he'd seen Bergen not moving his lips!
> Kurt - Good one.
> My link is suddenly slow...going to reset.
> BRB.
<WaltP> I looked at Bergen's "How to Do Ventriloquism" and he
talks about how to not
move your lips. Is this the like blind teaching the blind?
<kurt2> His characterizations were much stronger than his technique. And
radio didn't
encourage his technique, of course.
<Ari> It also says that as Edgar came, Jack exited, said "hello"
& shook his head in disbelief as he left.
<kurt2> Classic Bergen routine: Soneone asks him, "How do you do that
without moving your lips." And he replies, "My dear, you've asked a
very difficult question"
<Ari> Yet Edgar did say Jack thought they could pull it off
<WaltP> So true, kurt. Just like many in the 'magical' arts, some have the
performance,
others have the technique.
<kurt2> And Charlie pipes up, "You've asked the wrong guy!"
> Charlie McCarthy still looks like Mr Peanut to me, folks.
<WaltP> Edgar was a performer rather than technician
<Ari> He must have shook his head in disbelief at the performance
<Ari> Billy Barty must have been an incredible performer
> What'd I miss?
<KM99> Wb Laura
<KM99> Nothing my chickadee
> Say, does anyone have an idea who played the patient Mr. Fingerwave?
<WaltP> Talking about Bergan, Billy, Jack and Magic
<kurt2> Billy Barty did a devastating impression of Liberace in the 1950s
> Magic? As in the Anthony Hopkins film?
<KM99> Oh Oh, Now I'm slipping into some W C Fields....
> KM - Well, recork it.
<Mikewats> FWIW, the NBC Red schedule for the early evening of Dec. 7th -- 6pm Catholic Hour, bookended by news bulletins...6:30 Great Gildersleeve, interrupted five times by bulletins...7pm Jack Benny, interrupted twice by bulletins...7:30 Fitch Bandwagon, interrupted twice by bulletins...
<WaltP> Magic as in magical arts -- vents specifically
<kurt2> Wasn't Dennis Day Mr. Fingerwave?
> Kurt - Dunno...sounded almost like Lou Costello.
<KM99> MW - I listened to the full Pearl Harbour day broadcasts today...
<_bill> ll what you missed
> Talking about magic and W.C. Fields makes me think of one of our member's stage shows...he does impressions and a little magic interspersed.
<_bill> never mind, looks like multi lines don't paste
<WaltP> Who, LL?
> _bill - can you E-mail it to me for inclusion in the transcription?
> Walt - Brad Zinn.
> www.greatcomedians.net.
<_bill> Sure
<Mikewats> I listened to a bunch of it, too, KM...that's a great set
> He just came back from playing the Palladium.
> _bill - Thanks!
<KM99> MW - Garsk, thanks.
<WaltP> Laura, I just emailed you the missing section
> Walt - Thank you...will include it after the chat.
> so what else is on everyone's mind Benny-wise this evening?
<kurt3> I'm still pitching my article, and have an intermediary who will help pitch
<_bill> Laura - Just fyi, Jerry H sent the tapes
> Come to think of it, that gag of Elliott Lewis being refined and then becoming something else was used on another JB show. Except in that one, he becomes mooley.
<billp> laura, did jack and his show do "THE NEW TENNANT" skits most every year on radio at new years or was that a hit and miss thing
> _bill - Remind me...which tapes?
<billp> did they start that with the war years
<WaltP> mooley?
<kurt3> I thought THE NEW TENANT had begun earlier
> Bill - I know they did it in 1945...they didn't do it every year, because there's a classic show where a gal breaks a date with Jack.
<billp> i have just found the new tenants are much more interesting than i originally appreciated
<kurt3> They re-anacted it on TV one year
<_bill> also benny-wise skokus video has 2 shows where jack MCed for cbs tv promos, like shower of stars - on sale
> Actually a couple classic ones. One Jack celebrates with Roch, and the other he goes to a diner and the waitress turns out to be his date.
<billp> lots of historical reference in those things
> The New Tenant went back into the 30s.
<KM99> BillP - I've listened to most of the Benny shows and the New Tenant Gig comes and goes.
<Ari> Jack & Elliott had a funny satire "Lost Horizon"
> Shokus will be offering new Shower of Stars pretty soon.
<billp> i rmember alice faye on one of em
> They do "New Tenant" on 1/1/39.
<_bill> laura - radio shows misidentified or not easily had on mp3 before
> Ari - Is that the original one, where the High Lama is Shlepperman?
> _bill - Aha! That's great.
<billp> i heard the one for 1950 the other day.. that one references al jolsons death
<Ari> Laura, yes
> Ari - Yes, that's a truly bizarre show.
<Ari> It is
> Bill - You may know that Jack did the speech at Jolie's unveiling.
> KM - Take note of the date on 4/24/38. Shlepperman should be Prince Charming, and I think yours is the 1/39 remake.
> KM - Just corrected that in the library holdings.
<Ari> I like when Elliott tells Benny the High Lama is 900 years old & Benny asks isn't he awfully wrinkled. Elliott says no, he's pressed once a week
> Ari - Is that Elliott Lewis in that role? I didn't know that!
<KM99> LL - After listening to the whole collection, I think I have about a dozen bad dates.
<_bill> Laura - another way for you to remember maybe.. those were the shows George D was asking you about around your last show timeframe.
<kurt3> I had a bad date just last week!
<Ari> Yes, Elliott Lewis
> _bill - Right... I know what you mean.
<_bill> km- about a dozen misdated and about 6 missing
<KM99> kurt3 - At least you had a date...
<billp> geez.. you guys should get scale for this
<_bill> one we could only fine the "repeat / best of" version
<KM99> _Bill - sounds right
> Kurt - Don't date anyone named Mabel or Gertrude or Gladys Zybysko...you should know that by now
> Ari - Cool. Thanks for the info.
<kurt3> There was one whose last name was Beaverhausen, wasn't there?
<kurt3> Gussie Bageltwist was another
> Kurt - Maybe you're thinking of the boyscout troop.
> Gussie's mentioned in 12/7.
<kurt3> No. There was one named Beaverhausen. The name was repeated on WILL & GRACE in one episode, no kidding.
> KM - Let me know when you find them, and I'll do the same. I'm listening in my car, so using the cassettes.
<KM99> kurt3 - Really???
> Strange. I still think Rodney Dangerfield took his stage name from the Benny show.
<kurt3> Yeah, the Karen character introduces herself at a bar as Anastasia Beaverhausen
<KM99> LL - I didn't make notes since George was also working the GJBP. I was listening for pleasure only.
> KM - Got it. Well, let me know if you get a correction list so I can update as well.
<KM99> LL - I've heard that bit as well and wondered about the name...
<Ari> When Jack meets the Lama, he asks the Lama if his wife is with him. The Lama says "how else could I get 900 years old so quick". Today that line would be politically incorrect
> I've been finding misdates in the tape library as well.
<KM99> LL - I finished listening to all the shows last week and I'm in major withdrawl at the moment.
> KM - Congratulations. I'm just up to 1939, so I'm very informed on Jell-O shows right now.
<KM99> LL - The main problem dates are in the last 50s.
<kurt3> Does anyone still put vegetables like celery in Jell-O anymore?
> Say, KM...do you ever recall hearing a scene where a snake hisses at Jack and he says, "Go away, I have enough trouble already"? Supposedly that was about the smuggling case.
> But it wasn't on the show at that time.
> Kurt - Ick
<KM99> LL - That rings a bell, so to speak but I can't ID the show from that.
<kurt3> I think there was a celery flavor Jell-O at one time.
> Kurt - Nah, you're thinking of Dr. Brown's cel-ray soda.
> KM - I know, I think I've heard it as well, but I think it's a misplaced reference.
<kurt3> There's a white grape flavor you're supposed to use club soda in, to make bubbles
<KM99> Hey does anyone here know where you can find Sen-Sen nowadays???
> Which brings us back to our favorite game...failed Jell-O flavors
> Frog JellO
<kurt3> Sen-Sen is sold on some Web site that sells vintage candy
<KM99> Moose Antler
> Tripe JellO
<kurt3> There was cola flavored Jell-O just as the war broke out
> Sen sen JellO
<KM99> Three Toe Sloth Jell-O
<kurt3> But who wanted brown Jell-O
<WaltP> Candy Cane JellO
> Take a look on the Forum...Tanya recently got some Sen Sen and I think she mentions where.
<Tanya> i'm back........internet crashed for a bit
<Mikewats> Actually, Candy Cane Jello sounds kinda good...
> KM - You need some Sen Sen? Trying to cover up telltale breath?
<kurt3> Time to fess 'up. Who's actually made the Jell-O recipes given on the Benny program?
> Hey Tanya, where did you get the Sen Sen?
<billp> you know, i would have liked rootbeer flavored jello
<KM99> LL - Now necessarily. I just miss the stuff.
> rooster flavored JellO (capon)
<Mikewats> Marmoset Jell-O
<WaltP> Pickle & Onion JellO
<Tanya> www.sweetnostalgia.com
> Sauerkraut JellO
<WaltP> oooooooooooooooooooooo
<kurt3> Jell-O wouldn't jell with sauerkraut
<WaltP> Liver JellO
<WaltP> It's a new formula, Kurt
> Cod Liver Oil JellO
<billp> what did they call suerkraut in the war years
<KM99> Head Cheese Jell-O. Hmmmmm.
<kurt3> Doesn't work with uncooked pineapple, or kiwi fruit, either
> Bill - Oh oh...I know that...heck...
<Tanya> icky stuff that sen-sen.......but you must try it! It's a flavor that can't be described!
<Mikewats> Coppertone Jell-O
<WaltP> Crawdad JellO
> Argh
> Bill - What was it? Like American Slaw or something?
<KM99> MW - Tha's just a bit too tropical a taste for me!
> German Fries were called American Fries during WWI.
> They're still called American Fries.
<Mikewats> Bean Sprout Jell-O
<billp> it was something, my mom knows,,
> Daikon Radish JellO
<billp> i cant remember...
<KM99> Liberty Cabbage
<WaltP> No, American fries are different, aren't they?
> That's it!
<kurt3> Sauerkraut became Dutch cabbage during WWI
<Mikewats> Vicks Vapo-Rub Jell-O
> Walt - It's that thick cut, hashbrown sort of thing.
> MW - LOL
<WaltP> But German Measels stayed the same ;--)
> California Condor JellO
<Mikewats> You can eat it, or spread it on your chest!
<Tanya> Mary once made Jack a vick's vapor rub omlet!
<billp> that would be limited quantities tho laura
<WaltP> Great as a floor cleaner, too
<KM99> Tanya - Good call
> Lucky Strike JellO
<kurt3> Know whose show Jell-O sponsored during WWII?
<Tanya> Henry Aldrich?
<billp> jack also had a mustard plaster or something and ended up waxing his chest
> There's a show where Rochester put a mustard plaster on Jack's chest without shaving him, and Phil rips it off.
<WaltP> Henry Aldrich
<kurt3> The commercials didn't disappear completely. Jell-O sponsored Kate Smith
> Bill - Hey! :)
<kurt3> Also the Aldrich Family
<Mikewats> L.S.M.F.J.?
<Tanya> Jack also used his toaster for a heater for his bed
<KM99> MW- LOL
> Kurt - Interesting. You'd think they'd go to a less popular show since they switched Jack off because of sugar rationing.
> But I guess they were less popular.
> General Tire JellO
<Mikewats> LOL, Laura
<WaltP> 7DFSRCOLL
> This game always makes me laugh.
<Mikewats> "Good Jell-O To All From Rexall!"
> Swan Soap JellO
<KM99> Almost Extinct Flavours - Duckbill Platipus Jell-O
> LOL
> Johnson's Wax JellO
<Ari> Mike, isn't that L.S.M.F.T.?
> Lucky Strike Makes Fine JellO
<billp> Laura, do you have the bill stern --jack benny guest clip in the archive
<KM99> KMIT Jell-O
> Bill - Sure do. You need it?
<Ari> Oops
> KM - ROFLMAO
<Mikewats> Sal Hapetica Jell-O
<WaltP> Me too. I have ALL the Bill Stern shows (he says smugly)
<billp> i wanna hear it sometime.. i have heard lots about it.. and about bill stern...what a character!!!!
<KM99> Yes, please
> OK, who doesn't know the significance of KMIT?
<WaltP> ME
<KM99> Kuss Mir Im Tuckas
<WaltP> Radio station?
> Bill - E-mail me about it and I'll get you set up
<billp> KMIT?
<kurt3> Kiss My Ass in Yiddish
<billp> sure will
> KM - Kiss Mir Im Tuchas
> OK, Kurt or KM gets to tell the story.
<KM99> Okay, so I missed the hard H
<WaltP> Ahhh, a new phrase. Kinda like DILLIGAS
> Walt - Or SNAFU
<kurt3> Mel Blanc had KMIT on his license plate
<WaltP> SUSFU
<kurt3> He'd tell people it stood for Know Me In Truth
> KM - That's OK...I'm not going by YIVO spelling rules.
<kurt3> But that's not what it stood for
<KM99> Damn, I type too slow
> He had that until he died.
<billp> mels kid didnt do any of the voices in the new movie?
<kurt3> Don't think so. There are plenty of people who can do the voices now, and electronic distortion does the rest, of course.
> I don't think Noel's involved in the WB characters, but I could be wrong. Sorry he couldn't come to 39 Forever.
<WaltP> SUSFU is the sequel to SNAFU
<KM99> What kinda of a FUBAR SNAFU is this keyboard anyway???
<WaltP> Must be a QWERTY
<billp> i think they used mels voice for the car.. i thought noel had learned all the voices before mel died.. i was disappointed not so see him inthe credits
> Or FIIGMO
<Tanya> Laura - thanks for giving me the gasman episode date---listened to it while internet was down!
<billp> i wouldnt have laughed as hard had i known it wasnt a blanc
<WaltP> OK Laura, what's FIIGMO
> Tanya - Great! Happy to help.
<WaltP> Oh
<Mikewats> Sounds like a Swedish sandwich cookie...
> FIIGMO Newton
<billp> ok, its my bedtime.. i really have to work these days.. its sucks but its nice to pay the bills again
<KM99> Goodnight Bill
<Mikewats> NIght, Bill
> Take care Bill. Have a good holiday if I don't talk with you!
<billp> u will, i hope
<kurt3> I must depart as well
<KM99> Goodnight JimBob
<KM99> Goodnight Kurt
<kurt3> Have a great Hannukah/Christmas, everyone
> Good night, Kurt. Take care!
> Don't forget Kwanzaa
<KM99> Soooo Mike Amo and I were hanging around in downtown Calgary one afternoon.....
> So what else is up?
> Two guys go into a bar
<KM99> He had a bunch of photos to develop and we decided to crash a country radio station to meet the DJs
<WaltP> And one says...
> Two guys go into a country radio station
<Mikewats> "I said, you have a FIIGMO in your ear"
<WaltP> Sounds like a good gig to have, KM
<KM99> He got kissed by two hot radio chicks and I got to shake their hand
> KM - Were they siamese twins?
<KM99> Nah, but Mike is a great talkeer....
> "Turn down the music!" "What?" "Turn down the music!" "I can't hear you, the music's too loud!"
> See what fun happens when IJBFC members get together...
<KM99> It was good to spend the day with him. It's a shame we can't get together as a club more often.
<WaltP> So is anyone gonna come to the Midwest and hang with me?
> Speaking of 39 Forever, that makes me think of Gisele, and that makes me think of the next issue of the Times
> and that makes me think that subscriptions are due. So remember to re-up!
<KM99> LL - I was thinking we might consider publishing a directory of willing members for such informal get-togethers.
> KM - I've thought about that, but I've had some bad experiences in the past when it doesn't work out.
> Someone stole some stuff from someone once, and it was unfortunate.
<Ari> In February, there were some JB events here in LA at Canter's restaurant & the Museum of TV & Radio. Was that sponsored by this group?
> Ari - Sure was. That was 39 Forever.
<Ari> Oh
<WaltP> That reminds me. How about a cheat sheet for the picture of the group at the Benny Statue...
> Walt - Oh, on Charlie's CD?
> Which I just happen to have under my left hand...
<WaltP> I guess. It's also the one he emails
> OK, Jack and I are at the top.
> Going from the left
<Ari> Laura, will there be more such events in L.A.?
> Dan, my husband
<KM99> I'm in there too - off to the far far left
<KM99> I mean far far right
> Eddie Carroll, billp, alicefaye, KM99, radiomaster, and Charlie Willer
<KM99> I must be thinking of the wrong pic
> Ari - I'm not arranging anything at the moment. If I know about it, I'll certainly put it on the Web site.
> KM - Are you thinking of the close up in the restaurant?
<Ari> Thank you
<KM99> No - the pic I had taken with my camera
> If you go to Goodies and then Waukegan, look at the photo galleries. Same photo should have names attached somewhere in there.
> KM - Oh...did I get that?
> Notice how the big people anchor the four sides of the picture.
<WaltP> So you're at Jack's elbow.... Thanks. Now I'll caption the image.
<KM99> By the way, I have to say this.... Charlie was absolutely fantastic in supporting the Waukegan show. He drove all the way to Illiinois with a door strapped to the roof of his car!!!
> Walt - Yup...as'me.
> KM - Charlie's a great guy. He used to engineer for me in my radio days in Indiana. So if anyone's not seen the page under Featured Items about the Waukegan CD, take a look at it.
<Tanya> I'd better get to bed.....talk to you later!
> Take care, Tanya!
<KM99> Seeya next time, Tanya!
> So what else is going on?
> After 2 hours, it's a free-for-all.
<KM99> So Laura. The Big Question... What's happening with the Genessee Theatre Grand Re-Opening?
> KM - Ahhhhhh. Good question.
> KM - I need to call Steve Kolber and see what's up with that. It's on my to do list.
<KM99> I'd love to be there for that
> Right now, they're talking about next Spring.
> Oh, and I got an E-mail from Rancho Cucamonga that they're going to be moving their statue to its permanent home with their performing arts center.
> So you may see something happening here.
> there, I mean.
<KM99> LL - What kind of feedback did you get from Michael, Bobby & joan from 39 Forever?
<KM99> Whoops - Joan, I mean
> KM - Oh, they were quite happy with it. Joan gave me a big hug at the end of the Friars' evening, and Michael gave me a lovely gift. Didn't get much chance to talk with Bobby, but he's doing well.
> They're expecting their first child, you know. If you don't know, look at "Benny Family Expands" under featured items.
> The family is very supportive, and I really appreciate that. It's very rewarding to get that kind of feedback from people who were actually related to Jack.
<KM99> - Bobby & Cynthiagot my congrats a while back
> KM - For their marriage or their upcoming baby?
<KM99> Bobby cleared the baby thing with me in LA. It's cool.
> KM - Wow...I didn't know you had that much control over Cynthia.
<KM99> Nah. I'm just being silly. We chatted at the Friars for a bit. Actually, I think I talked to everyone that night.
> KM - Yeah, you hung out with the Ink Spots, got kissed by Full Contact (talk about full contact), and got bought drinks by Budd Friedman!
> You go, fella!
<KM99> It was a night to remember! And the morning after was even better!!
> Not to mention being the cleanup crew...
> And just how often can one say that?!?! :)
<Ari> Is that the Budd Friedman who owns or owned the Improv on Melrose?
> Ari - Sure is.
<KM99> LL - Not everyone has to know about the maid's cart, you know....
> KM - Hey, ***I*** didn't give any details, y'know.
<Ari> I live a block & a half from the Improv but I will move soon
> Ari - Is that because of Budd?
<KM99> Okya, so I had a Maid In Manhatten moment in Hooywood. Sheesh!
<KM99> Hollywood
> KM - Hey, you're the one spillin' your guts, not me blowin' the whistle! :)
<WaltP> Hooywood was accurate....
> One of the most fun places to find "alternate" names for Hollywood is in Tijuana Bibles.
<Ari> No, not at all. I actually only met him once when I was there to watch a show. He and a woman (I assume his wife) were very friendly
> Hooeywood, Sillywood, etc.
> They could do great turns of phrases back then.
<WaltP> Don't forget my favorite, Hollyweird
> Apologies to the rest of the crowd who don't know what KM and I are talking about...you sort of had to be there.
<_bill> Laura, a question about your tapes.. are the cigarette ads cut out?
<KM99> At 39 Forever, there was a scheduled lineup of young comics and Bud was checking them out. He bought me drinks and chatted for a good part of the night.
> _bill - It depends on the source. I don't cut out anything. But some of them that are AFRS releases may have done that.
<Ari> This was a very interesting chat. I hope to chat with you again in January.
> And one of the comics checked out KM.
> Same here, Ari. Hope to see you then!
<WaltP> Oh?
<_bill> i'm finding its the radio staions that re-air them like wrvo cut the ads
<Ari> Happy Chanukah
<KM99> I looked very dashing that night, thank you very much!
<WaltP> They shouldn't.
<KM99> Goodnight Ari!
> KM - You did!
<WaltP> These are no longer ads but nostalgic memories.
> _bill - When I was airing them back in the 80s, there was some talk about whether I should do that, too. But I didn't.
<WaltP> I believe the FCC ruled that shows can be aired uncut.
> WaltP - Yes, although those JellO ads are practically insidious!
<KM99> In Calgary, QR77 plays OTR 2 hours each night and they leave all the commercials in.
<_bill> is there a way to stop volcano chat from scrolling?
> _bill - How do you mean?
> Erasing the page and starting over?
<_bill> it sems every once in a while it clears the screen and can't scroll back
<Mikewats> Yeah, it just does that
> No, that's a "feature". I think the queue gets full and it clears itself. Hate that when I'm trying to capture the conversation.
<KM99> Hey - here's a tip - QR77 does internet streaming so everyone can get OTR 2 hours a night... WWW.QR77.COM
<_bill> in any case, the sportsmans songs are missing on a lot of the shows i've heard
<WaltP> While the question is posed, are there any commands other than just messages that can be made....
> _bill - I bet you're hearing AFRS versions.
<WaltP> Hey, just happened to me!!!
<_bill> perhaps but these are much later
> Walt - Look under Options and there are a few.
<WaltP> I thing volano should add a little better "buffer full" logic.
> But it has mostly to do with people coming in/out and counts.
<Mikewats> A majorBritish medical journal just called for prohibition of smoking...if it ever comes to *that*, I can't imagine what will happen to those old shows
> Walt - I agree with you. And there should be a capture function so I don't have to do this lousy cut-and-paste thing.
> MW - Well, then they'll be able to play all the commercials they want!
<_bill> does anyone know of a list of AFRS shows, or when they stopped doing them?
<Mikewats> LOL, I guess you could look at it that way
> An amazing thought coming out of Europe, where smoking is still so much more prevalent than here.
> _bill - That's part of the research I'm doing right now. Wait a year or two and I'll have it.
<WaltP> the commands I'm thinking of are like "/nick NewName" to change your display name
> MW - Advertisements for snake oil!
<Mikewats> Yeah, it was pretty startling to red
<_bill> i have a lot of the early ones sorted
<Mikewats> read, even
> Walt - No, I think Volano is pretty slim.
<KM99> Anyway, LL, I realise that you've had a heck of a year... and the club has definately moved into high gear this last eighteen months. I'm not trying to push - but I'd love it if we could arrange some kind of annual Fan Club gathering...
<_bill> i'm trying to sort which versions of which show clips are
> KM - I'd do that if it wasn't so doggone much work and took so much out of my pocket. It would have to be a lot slimmer than 39 Forever.
> I'm just glad that my company was in shutdown mode most of the time and I could spend 4-6 hours of my workday on 39 Forever. Couldn't do that now!
<KM99> LL - I'll keep the cheques coming....
> KM - :) I didn't mean that as a hint. Thank you.
> KM - Maybe YOU want to arrange one.
<Mikewats> Every time I see the word "Volano," I hear Domenico Modugno singing...
<KM99> LL - Is that a mandate???
> KM - I dunno...give me a proposal!
<KM99> I would like to stage a train ride from LA to Chicago sometime...maybe to coincide with the Genesse Theater thingie.
<_bill> "Around the world" was afrs, correct?
> KM - I'm game for that. Let's see if there's a "firm" date for Genesee and then think about it.
<WaltP> Yeah, a Midwest Gettogether!
<KM99> _Bill - Correct
> _bill - Yup. And now around the world, the Jack Benny Program!
<_bill> and during the war years they announced it at the end or played that music
<_bill> and usually only ran 25 min.
> _bill - If the music played long enough, you'd hear "They Say It's Wonderful"
<KM99> LL - Fan club members can join the train in progress and then stage some events in Waukegan.
> I don't know the name of the first jumpy number they used to use.
> KM - I could see that happening. Maybe Eddie could come with us on the train.
<_bill> is they say its wonderfull the piano?
> _bill - That's it. It's very schmaltzy.
<WaltP> After X-1 AFRS played the Jupiter Suite from Holst's "The Planets"
<KM99> LL - I'd pay his fare if he would.
<_bill> its an odd seque after the jumpy
> _bill - Yes, a very stark transition.
> KM - Let's keep it in mind. I'll try to see if I can raise Steve in the next week or so.
<KM99> LL - That would be fun.
<_bill> WaltP its too bad there isn't more documentation on afrs material
> KM - Just keep in mind that the theatre was supposed to be done on several dates over the past year plus, so don't make any official arrangements yet.
<_bill> was it all supposed to have been destroyed?
> I want a log of Mail Call episodes so I can date the Benny ones!
<WaltP> The only way I fount that out is I recognized the music when my wife was playing some classical stuff. Took me a week or to to remember where I heard it...
<KM99> LL - I know. I saw the theatre and it needed lots of work..
> I'm just playing over the Jupiter Suite in my mind...that's some pretty intense music...
> KM - Should look at the Web page on it, but I don't know how up to date it is.
<KM99> LL - Mail call shows were numbered only. The various AFRS stations played the discs when they received them.
> Oh, and they've put the plaque that used to be on Jack's home in the square.
> KM - Aha! That explains that mystery. Thanks.
> Hey KM...what happens when I do this...
<WaltP> They don't have Mail Call, though
<KM99> I don't know... what
> You get anything?
<KM99> Nope
<KM99> My ESP Helmet is in for repairs.
> I saw an option under "People" that said "Ring KM99"...so I didn't know what it was.
<_bill> radiogoldindex is also intersting log type stuff
> Maybe you need to turn on audio alerts.
<Mike Amo> back...hi y'all
<KM99> Hey Mike!!
> hey Mike...I was just going to note you'd gone over time.
<Mike Amo> Howdy KM!
<Mike Amo> I know, pesky Christmas!
> KM was telling stories about you in Calgary
<Mike Amo> Uh oh
> and all those women you attracted
<Mike Amo> I'll have to look at the transcript
<Mike Amo> Oh, you heard {:oP
<KM99> Mike is a charmer with the ladies
> Of course. Just look at the photos of him with Gisele and Rose Marie!
<Mike Amo> KM made sure I'd make my flight...wouldn't have made it without his help
> That's payback time for him making his flight in LA.
<Mike Amo> And without either of us killing anyone along the road
<Mike Amo> lol, that's right!
<KM99> Mike - how was the Stargate Con?
<WaltP> Radiogoldindex.com DOES look good -- and Mail Call is listed with 92 entries.
> Ah, what I wouldn't give for a Canter's Fairfax sandwich right now.
<Mike Amo> lol, Laura, I forgot about Rose Marie!
<WaltP> Looks like it's just a log of existing episodes, though. Not broadcast episodes.
<_bill> if you're just looking for titles i can give you another site
> Walt - Hm. I think I've got Mail Calls numbered higher than 92.
> I was looking for dates. But it looks like there are none to be had. But I do have numbers.
<KM99> WaltP - Radiogoldindex is one of the best resources for show contents on the web. But It's limited to the shows he actually has in his possession.
<_bill> seems like afrs stops in the 90s a lot :-)
<_bill> or they start renumbering
> Yes, it's a very good index. Haven't spent a lot of time there since I'm siloed on Jack, but I like what I've seen.
<_bill> jack there includes some tv
<Mikewats> Well, I'm off to take Ollie for his evening walk...happy December, everybody!
<KM99> LL - My last Mail Call is numbered 320 and aired on 1948-11-01
<WaltP> That's what it looked like KM. That's why I prefer Jerry's logs ultimately.
> Take care MW...see you in January!
<KM99> Seeya MW
> KM - So how do you account for the date on that one?
<Mike Amo> Cya Mike
<KM99> LL - US Airdate
> So is there a way of getting US airdates for earlier episodes?
<Mike Amo> One of these days, I have to see what I have here...I used to have a list somewhere
<KM99> If a show isn't notated, there isn't a US transcript disc.
> KM - Aha...so it's copied from one of the circulation discs.
> That makes sense.
<KM99> brb
> Hey Mike, now you can tell stories about KM.
<Mike Amo> hmmm
> Two guys go into a bar...
<Mike Amo> lol, easier to read for now, stack o phone calls yet
> Got it. Well, I haven't had dinner yet, so was thinking about closing down for this month. Been a good evening.
<Mike Amo> aww shucks
<_bill> they always are
> Thanks to the good contributors like yourselves!
> If you want to hang around, feel free.
<Mike Amo> Well, can tell you that Eric got calls every few seconds, lol
<WaltP> Three guys are walking down the street.
<Mike Amo> he has a huge following
<WaltP> Two the them walk into a bar....
<Mike Amo> Anne says goodnight y'all
> A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi go into a bar...and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
> Goodnight Anne!
<WaltP> g'night Gracie!
> Irene goodnight...Irene goodnight...
> Take care and have a good holiday, whatever you may be celebrating!
> We're a little late folks...
<WaltP> Good Night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!
<Mike Amo> lol
<Mike Amo> j-e-l-l-oooooohh
> Kenny Baker comes through the courtesy of Mervyn LeRoy.
> This is the National Broadcasting Company
> Bong...bong...bong
<WaltP> Next, My Son Jeep...
<KM99> Hey,. I'm back and everyone is leaving. Shucks!