Posted ByLaura Leff on July 29, 2001 at 18:21:47:
In Reply to: Re: "Why I Can't Stand Jack Benny" posted byRach on July 09, 2001 at 19:49:21:
: What was the winning enrtry?
I can't stand Jack Benny because
He fills the air with boasts and brags
And obsolete, obnoxious gags
The way he plays his violin
Is music's most obnoxious sin
His cowardice alone indeed
Is matched by his obnoxious greed
And all the things that he portrays
Show up my own obnoxious ways.
--Carroll P. Craig