Posted ByLL on December 08, 2002 at 02:11:07:
In Reply to: Re: Things To Avoid When Christmas Shopping posted byMichael on December 08, 2002 at 01:30:18:
: : 1. Any floorwalker who answers with "Yyyyeeessss???" when you address him.
: 1a. Any floorwalker who thinks he's a talking horse.
1b. Any floorwalker (or man behind a counter) who answers every question with "I dunno."
: : 3. Any lingerie clerk who tries to sell you a nightgown with loops along the bottom.
3a. Any lingerie clerk who needs to put gloves on because the black ones make him too excited.
: : and MOST of all, at all costs avoid ANY store clerk who greets you with:
: : "Yes sir, what can I....Ooohhh, it's YOU again!!!!"
Or any clerk looking flustered and muttering, "Plastic tips...Metal tips...Plastic tips...metal tips..."