Photo Caption Contest

Photo Caption Contest

Photo for the week of December 1, 2008:

(With Jane Russell and Bob Hope)

And the winner is...

Jane: Are you guys SURE this is how you do the HEIMLICH maneuver?!!! - Old Man Fuller

And the submissions are...

It's the Bunny Hop, not the Black Bottom! - Nora A.
Ooo, that feels so good, now you're tickling me, Jane, ahahaha...wait a minute, BOB, get your hands off of me! - Nora A.
Jane: I feel like a peach caught between two prunes. - Josef
What has 6 legs, 3 heads and entertains?
Answer: The dreaded Jajacbob. - Chuck Carson
You're out of luck, Bob! It's all in my shoe!! - Mr. X
[Jane] This is the last time I have to demonstrate what a Jane Russell sandwich is - next time I come dressed in spikes! - Nora A.
Why Men Love Show Business After All These Years. Never at a loss for friends. - Jan-Christine Johnson
Jack, you're not choking! The Heimlich is performed from the rear! And, dummy me, why didn't I think of that? - Brian Baker
Jack:I didnt know you felt that way about me bob. - Satin Tashnizi
Jack;Bob dont get too excited! - Satin Tashnizi
Bob, quit moving your hands around, I can hear Jane RUSTLE! - shimp scrampi
Oh-whooo-who...Vith the PICKLE in the middle and the mustard on top.... - Mr. Kitzel
Kitzel: With de Janee in de meedle and de mustard on top.
Bob & Jack: Put 'em both together and we're both red hot! - Ernest
HOPE: Ah-hah! I've found where Jack keeps his money... wow, a lot too... oh wait, no... SORRY JANE! - Scott Pitzer
Okay, NOW I'm upset.................. gosh darn it, Bob's reaching for Bennie........... and you KNOW there's nothing in THOSE pockets. - Angela Hingston-Oliver
Bob, are you having trouble counting my ribs or is this your warped way of reaching for my wallet again? - Ken Busse
Publicity photo from the movie:THERE'S HOPE FOR JACK AND JANE! - bOB hODGSON
Gee..this picture is sure making me hungry...two big slabs of HAM with a COOKIE in the middle! - Natty
Hope: Oh no you don't, first Crosby and now YOU. - Howard Rosenberg (Toronto)
Bob to Jack: Hey Jack beat it, will ya! Can't you see this is an open faced sandwich! - Mike E.
Bob: If this was America's Funniest Home Videos I'd be the poodle. - Moose Hatrack
Jack your money or Jane Russell? WELLLLLL!WHAT WILL IT BE JACK? I'M THINKING BOB I'LL MISS YOU JANE. - ROBERT JUMPER\
Jane: Are you guys SURE this is how you do the HEIMLICH maneuver?!!! - Old Man Fuller
Poor Jane Clowns to the left,Jokers to the right. - Tom K.
Jack: Gee Bob, those double six shooters are an oh so nice touch to the 'Money or Your Life' sketch! - Frev