Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of November 22, 2004:
And the winner is...
That racetrack tout said Cheapskate is going to
win but I don't see him here, do you Mary?
Oh brother, DO I!! - Betty O'Brien
And the submissions are...
JACK: Hey Mary, let's go to the racetrack this
afternoon.
MARY: No thanks, Jack....You might lose a 25-cent bet, and I can't stand to
see a grown man cry! - Gerry Orlando
Mary: I don't know what you are upset about Jack, it was MY five dollars that you lost at the track. - Mr. X
Jack: How could my horse come in thirty-ninth in
a field of six?
Mary: He really came in fifty-fourth. The track has its little secrets, too.
- Brad Strickland
Look Mary, an interview with Georgie Jessel. He says that the eulogy, which will be the most difficult for him to do, will be the one for Jack Benny. Whhaatt? Well. - r.p.
'Don't take it so hard, Jack, they even thought Rochester's horse was going to win.' - Dennis Johnson
Jack: This picture is going to be shown in
Techinocolor. In my next picture, I'm going to demand that it be filmed that
way. As you well know, Mary, my eyes are my best feature.
Mary: The only way you'll be photographed in color is if the photo booth at
Coney Island switches to color film. - r.p.
Jack if your going to bet five dollars on a horse you must know something - Zach E. aka The Ultimate Jack Benny Fan
There it is, in black and white: Jack Benny loses $4.75. - Connie Pen
Hmmm... Blue Eyes, Lost Oscar, or Cucamonga Kid? Where's that darn racetrack tout when I need him? - Scott Pitzer
come on jack, that horse lost fifty years ago.... you can't get $4.75 from it's great great grand colt - kevin shafer florence ky
Hmmmm, looks like Phil had one too many last night. - Josef
Oh Jack, I know my Mother is a nag BUT you won't find her name in the Racing Forum! - Chuck Carson
Jack, I don't think you can get Rochester a part time job as a jockey instead of giving him a raise! - Chuck Carson
That racetrack tout said Cheapskate is going to
win but I don't see him here, do you Mary?
Oh brother, DO I!! - Betty O'Brien