Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of August 15, 2005:
And the winner is...
1948, Denver Mint, and JB engraved on Jefferson's nose. Now, can I have the nickel you found that you're holding behind your back? - L.M.V.
And the submissions are...
Jerry, I don't care if that IS the way you're used to working...I am NOT going to hold a glass of scotch in my hand and sing That's Amore! - Gerry O.
Kabelskie and Lewis! I'm telling you Jerry, It works! - Chuck Carson
Listen, kid, I haven't played Charley's Aunt in years, so you can quit with that Hey Lady bit! - shimp scrampi
It's easy, you put your hands on your hips, like this, and sash-shay across the stage. It will make folks howl! - Chuck Carson
OK...dump Martin and we'll make it Lewis, Fields, and Glide - ~Old Man Fuller
Beg all you want, I'm still not singing THAT'S AMORE! - Frank Vescera
I DO NOT have a magnet sewn inside the elbow of my jacket. - Frank Vescera
I've got this great idea for a telethon. says Jerry. Oh, oh - oh! Jack sperts out, After our cut, what percent goes to the charity? - Luke
Jack: But, it's the best job you've been offered
in months. Why won't you accept?
Jerry: I'm sorry, Jack. I don't mean to be ungrateful, but being the night
watchman for your vault isn't the right job for me. - r.p.
The telethon?...No pay?...........I'm thinking it over! - D.L.V.
France pays you in Euros? Gee, I don't have any of those. - D.L.V.
You mean I can keep the coat if I play my violin while you wear buck teeth and dance on the sides of your shoes? - D.L.V
No kidding. In France, both the men and women walk like me? - D.L,V.
Well,-does Dean know your wearing his dog tags young brown eyes - Bill Ludwig
Jack: I must be younger than I thought. It's obvious that we're twins who were separated at birth. - Connie Pen
Lost your shirt? Jerry, how many times have I warned you about shooting dice with Rodchester? - Ty
Believe, we fell behind with everyone's laundry. I promise you'll have your shirts tomorrow. - Ty
Listen, Jerry , these rumours that I'm teaming up with Dean are ridiculous. I go fifty-fifty with no one. - Ty
'Lookit, kid, I don't even know the WORDS to 'That's Amore.' - Brad from Georgia
I still say THE HORN BLOWS AT MIDNIGHT is a much better film than CINDERFELLA. - Dean Christopher
Jack: If you expect me to sing That's Amora,
while on stage with you, then you've got another thing coming.
Jerry: Now Jack, you could be the next great crooner. At least consider it.
- r.p.
1948, Denver Mint, and JB engraved on Jefferson's nose. Now, can I have the nickel you found that you're holding behind your back? - L.M.V.
Have you tried Shakespeare? - Jack - Sarah K.
Jack to Jerry: You may be tops in France...but I slayed them in Hoboken! - Maxwell Fenderbender
No, kid! I don't sing That's Amore! I sing, When you say 'I Beg Your Pardon', Then I'll Come Back To You! - Bobb
Oh, Poo to you! - Chuck Carson
Jack: I could use a boy like you. I think you're
very funny, and you'd be a great assett to my program. Tell me, how much
does Dean pay you?
Jerry: $800 a week.
Jack: Oh. - Josef
LEWIS: I'm sorry Jack....but if you can't find
the pawn ticket I gave you for these two chains...I'm keeping em!
JACK: Well!!!! - Gertrude Gearshift
Forget it kid! I already have ONE stooge on the show. I don't need DOUBLE TROUBLE! - Betty O'Brien
Gee Dean, I think you had one drink too many! What blood-shot blue eyes you have!!! - Frev
Listen kid... this is my sound stage and there's only room for one funny man here. Scram!!! - Lynn Wagar
I heard you lost your shirt in the Stock Market ,Jerry, but the Dow Jones dropping 100 points on the same day I turned over my mattress was merely a coincidence. - D.L.V.
I dare you to say that in front of Dean! - Chuck Carson