Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of April 21, 2003:
And the winners are (it's a TIE!)...
“Hmmm,
now what did Mary say to pick up from the store? Oh yes, two quarts of milk!” - Betty O'Brien
“Sorry, Jack, but you're no JACK KENNEDY, either!” - Tom Trethewey
The contributions are...
“Hmmmm...
I wonder if Mary turned off the iron?” - B. Reeves
“Hmmm,
now what did Mary say to pick up from the store? Oh yes, two quarts of milk!” - Betty O'Brien
“Sorry, Jack, but you're no JACK KENNEDY, either!” - Tom Trethewey
"Boy, I'd like to earn my lucky strike tonight!!" - S Powtin
"Marilyn, you have to believe me. I only do my television show through May. Then I play centerfield for the Dodgers." - Nate Gordon
"Gee, Mr. Director, I'm trying to look down to check to see if I've hit my mark, but somehow my eyes just want to take that detour!" - Scott Ferguson Greene
MM: Mr. Benny your tips are small so your chest is full of money. My tips are large so my chest is bare. - Dave M.
M. M. Mmm. Mmm. - Ken Miller
"I know I have the best legs in the room but with Marilyn standing here, whose going to notice?" - Mike
"Come 'ere and lemme gum ya!" - Phinus Peabody
"Ah, Mary's backstage. I'm between the proverbial rock and hard place..." - Melanie Aultman
JB:
Don's gag about having a bottle of Doc Fizzer's NIAGRA in his pocket sure
got a laugh, but I think I can top it.
Say Marilyn, how'd you like a Cadillac with a BACK SEAT? Hmmm...?
MM: I'd like it just fine Jack,
but wouldn't a Hum-Vee be better?, HUMMMMMMMMMM?????
JB: MA-MA! Powder my behind and
call me Junior! - Phineas Peabody
"And to think that I almost asked FRED ALLEN to be my guest star this week!” - Gerry Orlando
“I'm afraid if I open my mouth I'll look too silly!” (Nervous giggle) - Betty O'Brien
"I will not look down!....I will not look down!.......I will not look down!" - Chuck Carson
Jack : "Gee, I wish I had my glasses. For a second, I thought Fred Allen was walking
toward me!" - Alan Stone