Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of April 7, 2008:
And the winner is...
Jack: Vincent, will zombies work without pay?
Vincent: Why Jack, that's a ghoulish question!
Jack: I didn't say I was gonna do it! I was only asking! - Mike E.
And the submissions are...
Well maybe the horn blew at midnite, Jack, but THIS raven flies to the bank at midnite with my ten percent plus royalties - Marie
Are you sure the Horn Blows at Midnight will be a success? No I just can't do it Jack. - Howard Rosenberg (Toronto)
You can't set fire to the museum to collect the insurance money, Jack We already did that in the House of Wax! - Marie
'Jack--what's this? If I appear on your show,
you OWN me?'
'Well, Vincent, I think it's only fair. I mean, every man has his Price.' -
Brad from Georgia
You don't think that's funny? Moose . . . hat rack . . . - Connie Pen
...and then I say, What's THIS schlemeil doing here?. Jack, did your writers tell you what a schlemeil is? - Moose Hatrack
The way I see it is this. I don't care if you have an Oedipus complex. As long as you love your mother. - D. Wisconsin
Did you have the bean burrito for lunch? - CHUCK CARSON
Vincent, if I told you once, I told you a thousand times the script is supposed to be funny not scary. It has to be funny to keep our sponsors happy. Now how can we make Jello scary? - C&H
PRICE: This tasting tour includes the finest
wineries in the region, and you sample some of the finest cheeses too.
BENNY: Oh, I don't know, Vincent... isn't five dollars a little steep,
especially for the off-season? - Scott Pitzer -
Jack: Vincent, will zombies work without pay?
Vincent: Why Jack, that's a ghoulish question!
Jack: I didn't say I was gonna do it! I was only asking! - Mike E.
Vincent, are you implying that I have no experience with the strange and horrifying? Have you ever seen Phil Harris after a New Year's Eve Party at The Stork Club? - r.p.
Yes, I can kill the fly with this paper but I prefer a fly swatter! - CHUCK CARSON
Vincent: This script reveals to our fans
that you and I brothers, Jack!
Jack: Who checked the birth cerificate files in Waukegan, IL? - Ken
Busse, Gurnee, IL
Vincent: There is a error in this script!
Jack: What is it?
Vincent: This story indicates that we are in fact brothers!
Jack: Well, we both grew up in Waukegan, IL., maybe there was a mix-up when
they recorded our birth certificates.
Vincent: That is scary!
Jack: Well, just consider this to be your first horror script.
Vincent: This has the potential to be a Thriller! - Ken Busse