Photo Caption Contest
Photo for the week of March 19, 2007:
And the winner is...
That's a picture of an Octopus at the bottom of the pool, not Mary being forced to dive for loose change. - Dean V.
And the submissions are...
If only I could move the vault beneath the pool. - Chris Vaughn
Phil Harris gave me this drink, and I've lost the feeling in my legs... - Chris Vaughn
Yes, Dennis, you can take a dip in the pool...AFTER you finish mowing the lawn! - Robb Hadley
Hurry up and snap the picture, Rochester! I think I hear the owners coming home. - L.J.S.
''Just look at 'em all lined up out there to get in. And with admission at 50 cents, towel renal a quarter, a nickel for every dive off the board, and a quarter for a coke and a buck a hot dog, I'll have it paid off by 1977.'' - dj
Folks, I'd like to show you just how easy it is to walk on water... - Mike E.
Hurry, Rochester, take the picture. The Colmans will be home any minute and I want to give the impression I live here when the magazine article comes out. - Tysano
Look, for fifty cents you not only get to swim in my pool, but you also get a glass of soda and me as the lifeguard. - T. Opper
That's a picture of an Octopus at the bottom of the pool, not Mary being forced to dive for loose change. - Dean V.
Honestly Rochester, How you can afford such a huge house on the $10 a week salary I give you?? - moes garage
Oh, Rochester! Go borrow two more glasses of water from Ronnie. The pool's ALMOST full. - Brad from Georgia
I know my daughter is afraid of the octopus at the bottom of the pool, but Gracie thinks the pool is a wishing well, and it keeps George from jumping in and getting his money back! - Scott Wayman
Dollar signs! I told them DOLLAR SIGNS!! and what do they give me? A lousy octopus. - Kansas listener
That's right sister, it's 39 cents a lap - not including the Pepsi Cola which costs 'twice as much' plus 'a nickel too.' - David L. S.
Hmm...they chlorine the pool for free...I know...I'll bottle the water, and market The Jack Benny Experience! NOW I'll have a signature fragrance! - John Hammes
Go ahead! I just DARE you to throw that nickel in my pool! - John Weyand
As I keep telling you! The 10 cent rental fee per cushion is NOT negotiable! - John Weyand
Mary quick snap the picture before Ronald and Benita get home and catch us in their backyard again. - Tom K.
Hmm. I wonder what would happen if I threw this grenade at the Colmans' privacy fence. Nah, I better not! Good neighbors are hard to come by. - Brian Baker
Oh! Bathing Suit! I thought you said birthday suit, this is what Mary bought me for my birthday. It was my 39th you know! - Chuck Carson
Oh, Shoot. Ronnie's Home - Zach Eastman
Rochester!..will you answer that phone? Cant you see I'm in a very important position? - kitty malone
Just thinking about all those dimes I saved by borrowing Ronnie's soap makes me smile... I guess I can always count them later.. - kitty malone
I'm being paid to hold this float with my feet, but I'll take donation in my cup. - Jack Dawson
I'm telling you, Dennis is looking out the window in the study. - Chuck Carson
What do you mean bathing suit. This is my bathing suit. - Ty Sano
Gee, I hope the Colmans don't mind me having my party at their pool.... - Michael Fortner
Rochester, this iced-coffee...it's the third time for the coffee grounds, right? - S McA
Phil, stop slobbering. It's Coke in the glass and WATER in the POOL. - Kansas Listener
I can't get up! Phil Harris glued my butt to the table! - Chuck Carson
And they say it rains in California!...only enough to fill the pool brother! - Troy-CANADA