Jack Benny ringtones, sound bites, etc.
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(Credit where it's due to Dennis Johnson for generating a large portion of these!)
Artie Auerbach: "Hoo hoo hoo!"
Basil Ruysdale: L-S-M-F-T
Basil Ruysdale: "First again with tobacco men"
Del Sharbutt: L-S-M-F-T
Don Wilson: J-E-L-L-O with cast announcement
Don Wilson: Lucky Strike opening with cast announcement
Eddie Anderson: "Yeeessss Booooossss"
Frank Nelson: "How do you do"
Frank Nelson: "YEEEEEEESSS?"
Jack Benny: "Oh Rohhhhhchester"
Jack Benny: "Wait a minute!"
Jack Benny: "Well!"
Jack Benny: "We're a little late, so goodnight folks" - mp3 file
Jack Benny: "We're a little late, so goodnight folks" - wav file
Joe Kearns: "Halt, who goes there?"
Mel Blanc: Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga
Sam Hearn: "Hiya Rube!"
Sara Berner: "Mr. Benny's line is flashing"
Sheldon Leonard: "Hey Bud...come here a minute"
Dorothy Collins: If you want better taste from your cigarette
Jack Benny: Intermezzo on violin
J-E-L-L-O (with Kenny Baker): mp3 file
J-E-L-L-O (with Kenny Baker): wav file
Mel Blanc: Luckies Pay More
Smoke a Lucky to be your level best: Maxwell car horn
Sportsmen Quartet: "Hmmmmm!"
Sportsmen Quartet (to "Blue Skies"): Lucky Strike ad
Sportsmen Quartet (to "hurry music"): Lucky Strike ad
Sportsmen Quartet (to Love in Bloom): Lucky Strike ad
Sportsmen Quartet (to Parade of the Wooden Soldiers): Lucky Strike ad
Sportsmen Quartet (to Sabre Dance): Lucky Strike ad
Sportsmen Quartet: Yodeling Lucky Strike ad
Bill Days: Echo hello (10/3/48)
Bill Days: Echo so round so firm (10/3/48)
Eddie Anderson: Helloooooooooo
Frank Nelson: "You make me sick!"
Jack Benny: Beverly Hills Police phone answer
Jack Benny: "Call up Bob Hope!"
Jack Benny: "Hello?"
Jack Benny: "Hello Mitzi, how do you do?"
Jack Benny: "Rochester, there's the buzzer!"
Mel Blanc (as Polly): "Fred Allen stinks"
Mel Blanc: Polly sings "Mademoiselle from Armentiers"
Mel Blanc: Professor LeBlanc "play staccato"
Mel Blanc: Train now leaving on Track 8
Ronald Colman: Hello Louella?
F.E. Boone - Auctioneer chant
L.A. "Speed" Riggs - Auctioneer chant with "American"
L.A. "Speed" Riggs - Auctioneer chant with "Sold American"
Mel Blanc - Maxwell
Longer sound files:
Jack Benny and Jimmy Stewart (1/9/49)
Jack Benny and Phil Harris "WTF" (2/11/51)